That jokes

A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself, and his friend says, "Find Jesus instead, he'll help you!"

And then the man says, "It's pretty hard to 'get help' from something that doesn't exist."

That was a really crappy bun!

Jesus is the worst, just joking; he is the best! Best best BFF great guy ever that has a miracle. Jesus comes from Bethlehem! 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😇

My teacher gave me an A in Physics, then she tells me that it turns guys on.

The good thing about being gay in school is that you can be the best student and still get all the D's.

What's that Pokemon that evolves into macargo?

Slugma.

Slugma dick.

Your hairline is so far back, even the slaves can't plant that shit back.

Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.

That made my father very mad, as we didn’t have a fireplace.

I got barred from Weight Watchers today.

It wasn't my fault; it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of Maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room. All I did was say that it was the funniest game of Hungry Hungry Hippos that I have ever seen.

Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."

This joke is so that this reaches 69 jokes.

"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"

Your hairline is so bent that Bob the Builder couldn't fix it.

What do you call a German that can't see? A Notsee.

I saw a kid in a wheelchair and I screamed, "EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in Fast and Furious. His wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going.

Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.

If I had a dime for everytime the Australian president shat himself in a McDonald's, I would have one dime, which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened.

Your forehead is so big that the teachers used it as a whiteboard.

Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.

Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.