Terrorist jokes
What do you call a terrorist attack in Iraq? A selfie!
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
Why did my dad cross the road?
To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.
YouTubers: Among Us in real life.
Bin Laden: Angry Birds in real life.
When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization.
Al-gebra.
What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?
Their ankles.
(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?
Where did Suzy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.
My name is Jafar. I come from afar. There's a bomb in my car. Allahu Akbar!
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
Allah akbar.
What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:
Here comes the airplane.
How many terrorists does it take to tile a roof?
It depends on how thin you slice them.
What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
— Don't ask me. How should I know? I'm just the drone pilot.
What did the young Taliban member say to the old Taliban member?
"Okay, Boomer."
What is the difference between an Isis training camp and a school?
Not sure, I just fly the drone.
Kid 1: "It's a bird!"
Kid 2: "It's a plane!"
Me: "It's a terrorist!"
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second one."