Terrorist jokes
Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.
When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization.
Al-gebra.
YouTubers: Among Us in real life.
Bin Laden: Angry Birds in real life.
What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?
Their ankles.
(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?
Where did Suzy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.
My name is Jafar. I come from afar. There's a bomb in my car. Allahu Akbar!
What is a terrorist's first move in chess?
C4.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
What did the young Taliban member say to the old Taliban member?
"Okay, Boomer."
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second one."
Q. How does an ISIS terrorist practice safe sex?
A. He marks the camels that kick.
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.
What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:
Here comes the airplane.
What is the difference between an Isis training camp and a school?
Not sure, I just fly the drone.
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
Allah akbar.
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
How many terrorists does it take to tile a roof?
It depends on how thin you slice them.