Terrorist jokes
(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?
Where did Suzy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.
My name is Jafar. I come from afar. There's a bomb in my car. Allahu Akbar!
All terrorists like starting a new year off with a bang.
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Allah akbar.
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:
Here comes the airplane.
How many terrorists does it take to tile a roof?
It depends on how thin you slice them.
What is a terrorist's first move in chess?
C4.
Q. How does an ISIS terrorist practice safe sex?
A. He marks the camels that kick.
What is the difference between an Isis training camp and a school?
Not sure, I just fly the drone.
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
What did the young Taliban member say to the old Taliban member?
"Okay, Boomer."
The only profession where one could have coronavirus and still go to work is a suicide terrorist.
What did the terrorist say to the 72 virgins?
"Just so you know, 5 inches is REALLY big!"
Where did Tanner go during the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Everywhere.
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9, then why was 10 afraid?
'Cause it was right in the middle of 9/11.