Terrorist jokes
Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.
When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization.
Al-gebra.
YouTubers: Among Us in real life.
Bin Laden: Angry Birds in real life.
What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?
Their ankles.
Where did Suzy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Memes
(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?
The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.
My name is Jafar. I come from afar. There's a bomb in my car. Allahu Akbar!
What did the young Taliban member say to the old Taliban member?
"Okay, Boomer."
What is a terrorist's first move in chess?
C4.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
What is the difference between an Isis training camp and a school?
Not sure, I just fly the drone.
Q. How does an ISIS terrorist practice safe sex?
A. He marks the camels that kick.
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
How many terrorists does it take to tile a roof?
It depends on how thin you slice them.
All terrorists like starting a new year off with a bang.
Allah akbar.
What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:
Here comes the airplane.