Terrorist jokes
Apparently terrorists and Japs are the same; they both went kamikaze.
Where do terrorists go for a drink?
At the Allahu-ak Bar.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9, then why was 10 afraid?
'Cause it was right in the middle of 9/11.
Q. How does an ISIS terrorist practice safe sex?
A. He marks the camels that kick.
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.
Osama bin Laden rated America.
He gave us a 9/11.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but only got plane.
My dad died during 9/11, he was the best pilot in all Saudi Arabia.
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
A bath bomb.
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
How do terrorists feed their babies?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
What is the difference between an Isis training camp and a school?
Not sure, I just fly the drone.
How do terrorists feed their children?
Here comes the airplane.
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
How do you tell the difference between a Palestinian elementary school and a terrorist training camp?
Answer... I don't know, I just fly the drone.