Terrorist Jokes

The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996, they are popping off bro.

What happend when obama ran for president ?

The whole us thought holy hell its osama bin laden thought he was dead.

How do you tell the difference between a Palestinian elementary school and a terrorist training camp? Answer... I don't know, I just fly the drone.

I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today It dident land well

Only profession one could have coronavirus and still goes to work is suicide terrorist.

What did the terrorist say to the 72 virgins?

Just so you know, 5 inches is REALLY big!

What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? RC-XD incoming.

A Mirror and a terrorist are the same... Only.... A mirror doesn't need a gun to kill ...

why is 10 scared of 11 and 9.. because he's in the middle of 9/11

Urban areas are fill with terrorists, feminists, liberals, and murderers. Which one is not like the others? Murderers because they don't pretend to have a cause

Who are the best at bowling? Terrorists they always throw strikes.

What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?

Their ankles.

who crashed the plane? 1. Abu Faram?- terrorist 2. The little kid Joseph? 3. The passed out pilot?

OR JAMAL?

What is a group of singing terrorists called? a taliband

What do you call a low budget terrorist attack? 7/11

the reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant Middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis.

In a kahoot and your the twin tower terrorist: terrorist kill streak 2,996

what is the difference between the twin towers and feminism, the twin towers were destroyed by terrorists while feminism was created by terrorists

Two terrorists walk into a bar. The bartender asks what they are talking about. Terrorist 1 says “We are going to kill 14k people and a donkey” The Bartender asks “Why a donkey?” Then Terrorist 2 says “See, I told you no one would care about the 14k people.”