Terrorist jokes
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
What do you call a terrorist attack in Iraq? A selfie!
Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.
When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization.
Al-gebra.
Why did my dad cross the road?
To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.
YouTubers: Among Us in real life.
Bin Laden: Angry Birds in real life.
What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?
Their ankles.
Where did Suzy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?
The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.
My name is Jafar. I come from afar. There's a bomb in my car. Allahu Akbar!
What did the young Taliban member say to the old Taliban member?
"Okay, Boomer."
What is the difference between an Isis training camp and a school?
Not sure, I just fly the drone.
What is a terrorist's first move in chess?
C4.
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second one."
Kid 1: "It's a bird!"
Kid 2: "It's a plane!"
Me: "It's a terrorist!"
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.
Allah akbar.