Terrorist jokes
When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization.
Al-gebra.
YouTubers: Among Us in real life.
Bin Laden: Angry Birds in real life.
What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?
Their ankles.
(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?
Where did Suzy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Memes
WJE iceberg
The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.
My name is Jafar. I come from afar. There's a bomb in my car. Allahu Akbar!
What did the young Taliban member say to the old Taliban member?
"Okay, Boomer."
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
What is a terrorist's first move in chess?
C4.
All terrorists like starting a new year off with a bang.
What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:
Here comes the airplane.
Allah akbar.
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
How many terrorists does it take to tile a roof?
It depends on how thin you slice them.
What is the difference between an Isis training camp and a school?
Not sure, I just fly the drone.
Q. How does an ISIS terrorist practice safe sex?
A. He marks the camels that kick.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
The only profession where one could have coronavirus and still go to work is a suicide terrorist.