Terrorist jokes
Osama bin Laden rated America.
He gave us a 9/11.
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.
When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization.
Al-gebra.
Why did my dad cross the road?
To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.
YouTubers: Among Us in real life.
Bin Laden: Angry Birds in real life.
What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?
Their ankles.
(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?
Where did Suzy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.
My name is Jafar. I come from afar. There's a bomb in my car. Allahu Akbar!
Kid 1: "It's a bird!"
Kid 2: "It's a plane!"
Me: "It's a terrorist!"
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second one."
What is a terrorist's first move in chess?
C4.
What is the difference between an Isis training camp and a school?
Not sure, I just fly the drone.
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.
Allah akbar.
What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:
Here comes the airplane.