Terrorism jokes

Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?

A. Bisexual.

What's the difference between a Syrian kindergarten and an ISIS hospital?

I wouldn't know, I'm just the drone operator.

C'mon guys, 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.

What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?

They both came from behind and crushed them.

My uncle died on nine eleven... he was the best pilot in Iraq.

What do maths and 9/11 have in common?

They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.

What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?

"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"

On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.

On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.

Some people think Bin Laden is dead, but some think he's alive.

He is the Al-Qaeda Elvis.

What is another name for 9/11?

A forbidden game of Jenga.

My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.

My dad died in the 9/11 attack. He was a good pilot.

I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.

Bomb.

My uncle died in the 9/11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met.

What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?

An inside job.

I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. My dad was a great pilot!

So I was doing a project in my class and my teacher asked me to give an example of allusion, which is referencing something else with a word.

So I answered, “Jane 9/11ed her little sister's Jenga kit!”

The principal's office smells nice.

What's the difference between a suicide bomber and puberty?

Puberty waits for the blow up.

"Knock Knock"

"Who's there?"

"9/11"

"9/11 Who?"

"I thought you'd never forget..."