Terrorism jokes
What did the Taliban say to the Afghan?
Nothing, they blew him up.
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
The Twin Towers ordered a sesame bagel. They got the plane one instead.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, then they got plane.
Fall
Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
A bath bomb.
The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.
Don’t make jokes about 9/11. My dad was the best Middle Eastern pilot.
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.
God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
Everyone remembers it! :)
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
My uncle died on nine eleven... he was the best pilot in Iraq.
What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"
Bomb.
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
My dad died in the 9/11 attack. He was a good pilot.