Terrorism jokes
The Twin Towers ordered a sesame bagel. They got the plane one instead.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, then they got plane.
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
Everyone remembers it! :)
How does Osama feed his child? "Here comes the airplane, here comes another one."
People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation...
Guys, it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years.
Memes
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
What's the difference between a Syrian kindergarten and an ISIS hospital?
I wouldn't know, I'm just the drone operator.
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
My uncle died on nine eleven... he was the best pilot in Iraq.
What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"
My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.
My dad died in the 9/11 attack. He was a good pilot.
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
Bomb.
C'mon guys, 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
My uncle died in the 9/11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met.
What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?
An inside job.
What's the difference between a suicide bomber and puberty?
Puberty waits for the blow up.