Terrorism jokes
Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation...
Guys, it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years.
Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
Memes
What's the difference between a Syrian kindergarten and an ISIS hospital?
I wouldn't know, I'm just the drone operator.
C'mon guys, 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
My uncle died on nine eleven... he was the best pilot in Iraq.
What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"
On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.
On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.
Some people think Bin Laden is dead, but some think he's alive.
He is the Al-Qaeda Elvis.
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.
My dad died in the 9/11 attack. He was a good pilot.
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.
Bomb.
My uncle died in the 9/11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met.
What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?
An inside job.
I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. My dad was a great pilot!