Terrorism jokes
People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation...
Guys, it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years.
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
How does Osama feed his child? "Here comes the airplane, here comes another one."
What do Call of Duty and Al-Qaeda goals have in common?
You’ve got to get more than one down.
Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
Here Comes the airplane
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
The Twin Towers ordered a sesame bagel. They got the plane one instead.
My mother-in-law would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11.
Had I known in advance, I would have bought her the ticket.
Two terrorists walk into a bar.
The bartender asks what they are talking about. Terrorist 1 says, "We are going to kill 14k people and a donkey."
The Bartender asks, "Why a donkey?"
Then Terrorist 2 says, "See, I told you no one would care about the 14k people."
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
Everyone remembers it! :)
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, then they got plane.
I met a kid at the park. He was holding a picture of his parents in his hands. They had died on 9/11.
So, I went to comfort him. I said, "Hey, I lost my grandpa on 9/11. He was great. At flying a plane."
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
My uncle died on nine eleven... he was the best pilot in Iraq.
What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"
What do you call a Muslim with Tourette’s? A ticcing time bomb.
My dad died in the 9/11 attack. He was a good pilot.
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.