Terrorism jokes

My uncle died on nine eleven... he was the best pilot in Iraq.

What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?

"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"

My dad died in the 9/11 attack. He was a good pilot.

I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.

My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.

Bomb.

What is another name for 9/11?

A forbidden game of Jenga.

Some people think Bin Laden is dead, but some think he's alive.

He is the Al-Qaeda Elvis.

My uncle died in the 9/11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met.

What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?

An inside job.

What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?

They both came from behind and crushed them.

So I was doing a project in my class and my teacher asked me to give an example of allusion, which is referencing something else with a word.

So I answered, “Jane 9/11ed her little sister's Jenga kit!”

The principal's office smells nice.

What's the difference between a suicide bomber and puberty?

Puberty waits for the blow up.

I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. My dad was a great pilot!

"Knock Knock"

"Who's there?"

"9/11"

"9/11 Who?"

"I thought you'd never forget..."

"Among Us" is a game (Skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill everyone. Does this sound similar to September 11, 2001?

Why were 9/11 victims so mad?

They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!

Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.

A guy walks into a mosque... then blows up.

We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.