Terrorism jokes
What did the airplane say to the tower? Allahu Akbar!
Australia needs YOUR help!
ISIS brides are coming to Australia! They need to go back to where they came from. Help us before they blow us up like the terrorists they are!
What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...
There is a feminist group in my town.
It is called Gal-Qaeda.
(I actually got this from The Simpsons, so credit to the show.)
Hello people, my name is Osama.
I'm back from the dead and I want to blow you.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would just crash and burn.
What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"
A child was walking through the forest when a wolf jumped in front of him. The child saw that the wolf had no leg. He then became a terrorist and caused 9/11.
What's the Twin Towers' most favorite band? Al Qaedirection.
What did the mom say to the twins?
"Go crash a plane!"
2,996 kill streak, boom!
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but they usually crash and burn.
What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the world's overpopulation issue.
What is the difference between an ISIS training camp and a school?
Don't ask me, I just fly the drone.
Why were the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?
An inside job.
A Russian, a Brit, and a terrorist are in an air balloon.
First, the Russian says, "I dare to throw a stone down!" So he does that, but the others don't seem to be impressed. So the Brit says, "I dare to throw a brick down!" So again he does that, the Russian is impressed, but the terrorist laughs and says, "I dare to throw a bomb down!" So he does that and everybody can't believe what they have just seen. So a bit further, they land, and a shocked and afraid little boy comes running up to them. So they ask what happened, on which the little boy said, "I farted and my school exploded."
I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.
The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.