Terrorism jokes
My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.
Bomb.
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
Some people think Bin Laden is dead, but some think he's alive.
He is the Al-Qaeda Elvis.
My uncle died in the 9/11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met.
What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?
An inside job.
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
So I was doing a project in my class and my teacher asked me to give an example of allusion, which is referencing something else with a word.
So I answered, “Jane 9/11ed her little sister's Jenga kit!”
The principal's office smells nice.
What's the difference between a suicide bomber and puberty?
Puberty waits for the blow up.
I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. My dad was a great pilot!
A guy walks into a mosque... then blows up.
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"9/11"
"9/11 Who?"
"I thought you'd never forget..."
"Among Us" is a game (Skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill everyone. Does this sound similar to September 11, 2001?
Why were 9/11 victims so mad?
They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.
Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."
I found this game, it's like flappy bird: https://terrorist.group/