Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?
9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
What's the difference between a Syrian kindergarten and an ISIS hospital?
I wouldn't know, I'm just the drone operator.
What is the difference between an ISIS training camp and a school? Don't ask me, i just fly the drone.
How are the Twin Towers and genders similar? There used to be two but, now it's a sensitive subject.
These jokes are a little too explosive, if you ask me.
Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
my dad died in 911 he was a Muslim pilot
Americans don't like playing chess with Muslims; last time they did play, they ended up losing two towers.
Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly or... Are they just given a quick crash course?
What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the worlds overpopulation issue.
What died on 9/11?
2,996 people.
I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.
My dad is Al-Qaeda, and he even took a plane trip to New York in 2001.
my dad died in the attacks he was the best pilot pakistan has ever seen allahwakbar
Every joke I make about 9/11 just has a tendency to crash and burn.
