Terrorism jokes

What’s a 9/11 victim’s least favorite song?

Drowning Pool - Bodies.

POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.

"My name is Osama, I lost my jobba, so I became a BOMBA 💣"

Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.

The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.

Why was 10 scared?

Because it’s between 9/11.

Next person that says 67, I am gonna yell "9/11" and sweep their feet.

I feel bad for the guy in 9/11 who ordered a salami pizza. Instead, he just got a plane.

What died on 9/11?

2,996 people.

My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.

How many times did Rob O'Neill shoot Bin Laden? 911 times.

Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.

What do you call a tall terrorist?

Osama Bin Laden.

I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.

My great grandfather died in 9/11.

He was an amazing pilot.

9/11.

What’s the difference between an Indian and an Arab?

One's responsible for 7/11, the other's responsible for 9/11.

I would like to thank my favorite President Barack Obama. Sorry, Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden. I mean Osama bin Laden. Sorry, hummus in my throat.

"Hello, this is your captain speaking. We are flying at a level of 89 feet. If you look out of your window on the left, you will see the World Trade Center."

What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?

They're both inside jobs.