Terrorism jokes
What's the difference between a suicide bomber and puberty?
Puberty waits for the blow up.
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"9/11"
"9/11 Who?"
"I thought you'd never forget..."
Why were 9/11 victims so mad?
They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!
I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
Memes
Here Comes the airplane
A guy walks into a mosque... then blows up.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.
What was the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
A suicide bomber's biggest fear is not exploding.
What's another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
It was women driving the planes for 9/11.
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."
My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"
After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔
9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?