Terrorism jokes
C'mon guys, 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
My uncle died in the 9/11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met.
What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?
An inside job.
What's the difference between a suicide bomber and puberty?
Puberty waits for the blow up.
I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. My dad was a great pilot!
So I was doing a project in my class and my teacher asked me to give an example of allusion, which is referencing something else with a word.
So I answered, “Jane 9/11ed her little sister's Jenga kit!”
The principal's office smells nice.
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"9/11"
"9/11 Who?"
"I thought you'd never forget..."
Americans don't like playing chess with Muslims; last time they did play, they ended up losing two towers.
Why were 9/11 victims so mad?
They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!
I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
A guy walks into a mosque... then blows up.
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.
9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"
After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?