After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔
Terrorism Jokes
My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"
9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
Jokes about ISIS are all about the execution.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
It was women driving the planes for 9/11.
"A llahu Aks into a bar..."
And it blows up!
Osama bin Laden rated America.
He gave us a 9/11.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
What's another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
A suicide bomber's biggest fear is not exploding.
What is the difference between an ISIS training camp and a school?
Don't ask me, I just fly the drone.
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.
Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.
Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.
Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
These jokes are a little too explosive, if you ask me.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
9/11 jokes are a bomb!
