Terrorism jokes
Bomb.
C'mon guys, 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
My uncle died in the 9/11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met.
What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?
An inside job.
What's the difference between a suicide bomber and puberty?
Puberty waits for the blow up.
He scares me
I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. My dad was a great pilot!
So I was doing a project in my class and my teacher asked me to give an example of allusion, which is referencing something else with a word.
So I answered, “Jane 9/11ed her little sister's Jenga kit!”
The principal's office smells nice.
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"9/11"
"9/11 Who?"
"I thought you'd never forget..."
Americans don't like playing chess with Muslims; last time they did play, they ended up losing two towers.
Why were 9/11 victims so mad?
They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!
I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.
On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.
On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
A guy walks into a mosque... then blows up.
What did Osama give the Windows on the World restaurant in the WTC as a rating when he ate it? A 9/11!
What do you call a terrorist attack in Iraq? A selfie!
Q. How does an ISIS terrorist practice safe sex?
A. He marks the camels that kick.
What's the difference between a school in Pakistan and an Al Qaeda base?
Not too sure. I just fly the drone.
Osama bin Laden rated America.
He gave us a 9/11.
It was women driving the planes for 9/11.