Terrorism jokes
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
What did Jarrah say to Hanjour?
What's the difference between an ISIS militant base and a Pakistani children's school?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
"A llahu Aks into a bar..."
And it blows up!
Who are the fastest readers in the world? The 9/11 terrorists went through like 78 stories in 7 seconds.
I got kicked out of flight school, so I decided to learn from the experienced pilots (Isis).
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail? A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.
9/11 jokes are a bomb!
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation...
Guys, it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years.
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden.
Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.
Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?
Yes, best comedy award.
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
I crashed into those motherfuckers! 😂😂😂
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and feminism? The Twin Towers were destroyed by terrorists, while feminism was created by terrorists.
Did you hear about the Boston marathon? 'Cause, well, I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away!