Terrorism jokes

So I was doing a project in my class and my teacher asked me to give an example of allusion, which is referencing something else with a word.

So I answered, “Jane 9/11ed her little sister's Jenga kit!”

The principal's office smells nice.

I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. My dad was a great pilot!

"Knock Knock"

"Who's there?"

"9/11"

"9/11 Who?"

"I thought you'd never forget..."

Americans don't like playing chess with Muslims; last time they did play, they ended up losing two towers.

Why were 9/11 victims so mad?

They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!

I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.

What do you call a Muslim with Tourette’s? A ticcing time bomb.

Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.

A guy walks into a mosque... then blows up.

Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.

If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?

Why can't America play chess?

There are missing two towers.

It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...

He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.

9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥

"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."

I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.

We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.

After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔

I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!

What do you call a tall terrorist?

Osama Bin Laden.