Terrorism jokes
Random guy: Come on, Bin Laden, time is ticking. Get it, ticking. OK, I'll leave.
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
"Black midget porn is in 911."
Me dozing off while driving.
Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and feminism? The Twin Towers were destroyed by terrorists, while feminism was created by terrorists.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni but instead they got... Plane.
Australia needs YOUR help!
ISIS brides are coming to Australia! They need to go back to where they came from. Help us before they blow us up like the terrorists they are!
What did an Arab say to feed his kid?
'Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second airplane!'
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
Where does Bin Laden keep his CDs?
In Iraq.
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
They ordered pepperoni and got ✈️.
People joke about 9/11, but it's not funny. My dad died in 9/11. Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
What's the difference between a school in Pakistan and an Al Qaeda base?
Not too sure. I just fly the drone.
What do you call a Taliban in a bath bomb?
What's the worst thing about 9/11?
All of the stupid "Airplane" jokes.
I think I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
Science flew us to the moon.
Religion flew us into two skyscrapers.
Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.
Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.
He was the best pilot in Arab.