Here comes the airplane.
9/11 happens the next day.
Terrorism Jokes
Boom, it went.
What did the Taliban say to the Afghan?
Nothing, they blew him up.
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
A bath bomb.
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
Two terrorists walk into a bar.
The bartender asks what they are talking about. Terrorist 1 says, "We are going to kill 14k people and a donkey."
The Bartender asks, "Why a donkey?"
Then Terrorist 2 says, "See, I told you no one would care about the 14k people."
What's the difference between a Syrian kindergarten and an ISIS hospital?
I wouldn't know, I'm just the drone operator.
My mother-in-law would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11.
Had I known in advance, I would have bought her the ticket.
I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better than shouting "He's got a gun!" at the airport.
Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation...
Guys, it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years.
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
The Twin Towers ordered a sesame bagel. They got the plane one instead.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, then they got plane.
C'mon guys, 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
My uncle died on nine eleven... he was the best pilot in Iraq.
What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"
My dad died in the 9/11 attack. He was a good pilot.
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.
