Terrorism jokes
The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.
One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.
What are the wedding vows of a suicide bomber?
Til death do we park.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 67 stories in 0.67 milliseconds.
Some people think Bin Laden is dead, but some think he's alive.
He is the Al-Qaeda Elvis.
Who are the fastest readers?
The pilots on 9/11. They went through six stories in 5 seconds.
My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"
Fall
The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
A bath bomb.
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.
What did the Taliban say to the Afghan?
Nothing, they blew him up.
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
Don’t make jokes about 9/11. My dad was the best Middle Eastern pilot.
Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.
God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
What's the difference between a Syrian kindergarten and an ISIS hospital?
I wouldn't know, I'm just the drone operator.
People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation...
Guys, it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years.