Terrorism jokes
The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.
My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, then they got plane.
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
The Twin Towers ordered a sesame bagel. They got the plane one instead.
Memes
My mother-in-law would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11.
Had I known in advance, I would have bought her the ticket.
Two terrorists walk into a bar.
The bartender asks what they are talking about. Terrorist 1 says, "We are going to kill 14k people and a donkey."
The Bartender asks, "Why a donkey?"
Then Terrorist 2 says, "See, I told you no one would care about the 14k people."
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
Everyone remembers it! :)
Donβt make jokes about 9/11. My dad was the best Middle Eastern pilot.
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
What did the Taliban say to the Afghan?
Nothing, they blew him up.
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
A bath bomb.
Here comes the airplane.
9/11 happens the next day.
Fall
Boom, it went.
Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.
The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.
2,996 kill streak, boom!
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.