Terrorism jokes
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
Fall
Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.
The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.
Here comes the airplane.
9/11 happens the next day.
Memes
Boom, it went.
What did the Taliban say to the Afghan?
Nothing, they blew him up.
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
A bath bomb.
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
Two terrorists walk into a bar.
The bartender asks what they are talking about. Terrorist 1 says, "We are going to kill 14k people and a donkey."
The Bartender asks, "Why a donkey?"
Then Terrorist 2 says, "See, I told you no one would care about the 14k people."
What's the difference between a Syrian kindergarten and an ISIS hospital?
I wouldn't know, I'm just the drone operator.
My mother-in-law would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11.
Had I known in advance, I would have bought her the ticket.
Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation...
Guys, it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years.
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
The Twin Towers ordered a sesame bagel. They got the plane one instead.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, then they got plane.
2,996 kill streak, boom!
There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.