Terrorism Jokes

how do taliban parents feed their babys?

"here comes the plane.. weeee, BOOM 💥"

People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the twin towers he will pop up. Also, my moms great grandpa killed Hitler

Why the twin towers are mad

They ar like pepeporonie and cheese as a plane

What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?

Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!

Dude 9/11 jokes always bombs

the twin towers traded planes with Afghanistan only thing is Afghanistan got scammed

Why did the planes crash into the twin towers ?

Because the cleaner left the landing lights on

What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar? It becomes a flee market.

The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got to violent and now their sister(World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption and the planes were given back to their owners.

9/11 jokes aren’t funny.

They always crash and burn.

Science flew us to the moon. Religion flew us into two skyscrapers.

I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head, and into the twin towers.

What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?

They're both inside jobs.

Pilot: This is my last flight everyone Passangers: *Clap* Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason. To conquer my greatest fear. Flight Attendant: And what is that? Pilot: Dying alone. * speeds up towards Twin Towers* Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jeng------

POV: You are a passanger on September 11th, 2001 and you see the pilots wearing a muslim turban.

what do u think was going thru the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? floor 44

The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane. The Christian and the Buddhists flight goes well but the muslims plane has a problem and crashes into 2 towers.