Terrorism jokes
Some people think Bin Laden is dead, but some think he's alive.
He is the Al-Qaeda Elvis.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 67 stories in 0.67 milliseconds.
My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"
Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.
God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
Memes
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
What did the Taliban say to the Afghan?
Nothing, they blew him up.
Here comes the airplane.
9/11 happens the next day.
Fall
Don’t make jokes about 9/11. My dad was the best Middle Eastern pilot.
Two terrorists walk into a bar.
The bartender asks what they are talking about. Terrorist 1 says, "We are going to kill 14k people and a donkey."
The Bartender asks, "Why a donkey?"
Then Terrorist 2 says, "See, I told you no one would care about the 14k people."
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
A bath bomb.
2,996 kill streak, boom!
Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
My mother-in-law would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11.
Had I known in advance, I would have bought her the ticket.
Boom, it went.
The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.
Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.