Temperature jokes
Why did the chili blush?
Because it was so hot!
I left a chunk of ice outside during summer. That was the first time I heard icescream.
Why was the Burnside Bridge so hot?
Because it's on the burning side.
One volcano said, "Is that you, Qs? I am hot."
What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees?
Cold as hell.
Why does the sun get a lot of girls? Because it's hot.
How to make holy water:
1. Grab a pot.
2. Put water in it.
3. Set the stove to 420 degrees.
4. Boil the hell out of it.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman? Frostbite!
What did the marshmallow say when he was roasting in the fire? "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?"
Q: Why do Skeletons hate the cold?
A: It sends chills up their spine.
What do you call a skeleton in the snow? A numb skull.
What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice? Nothing, he just gave everyone the cold shoulder.
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There's usually 90 degrees.
When it's cold outside, men can cut ice in three places.
When they spilled coffee on his neck, he got hot under the collar.
Puns about air conditioning. I'm not a fan.
I was boiling some water and said, "Water, you will be mist!"
Why are mountains very cold?
Because they are very cold.
Why did the fridge have lots of friends?
Cause it was COOL.
Why was it so hot in a square room? Because all the corners are 90 degrees.