Q: Why do Skeletons hate the cold?
A: It sends chills up their spine.
Temperature Jokes
What do you call a skeleton in the snow? A numb skull.
What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice? Nothing, he just gave everyone the cold shoulder.
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There's usually 90 degrees.
When it's cold outside, men can cut ice in three places.
When they spilled coffee on his neck, he got hot under the collar.
Puns about air conditioning. I'm not a fan.
I was boiling some water and said, "Water, you will be mist!"
Why are mountains very cold?
Because they are very cold.
Why did the fridge have lots of friends?
Cause it was COOL.
Why was it so hot in a square room? Because all the corners are 90 degrees.
Why did the guy get the hose?
Because the girl was smoking hot.
Why do people drink Starbucks? Because it's too hot to handle!
Why was the obtuse angle hot?
It was more than 90 degrees.
Why did the Ice Cube complain about being so warm? Because he was dropped on the floor.
I like my women how I like my coffee... HOT.
Why are hospitals always freezing?
They need to keep the vegetables cold.
Wow, that is so sunny!
Why doesn't bread like warm weather?
It gets toasty!
What do you call people who go to space? Icetronauts lolololol hahahahah.
