So, today is my birthday. Today, I am 13, but yesterday I am going to turn 10. But I am not even going to school to know the number ten, because one time at 10 p.m. in the morning it was so cold in my hot room, so I went outside to drive my car. But I stopped because the light turned green. I was taking a bath in the front of my car, and it didn’t have a bin, so I am taking a sh$t.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
What makes it cold in a room? Air conditioning.
Why doesn’t the sun ☀️ go to college?
Because it has a million degrees.
What is your summer name? Hot.
Hot water look a**.
Yo mama so hot, she can fit in a mug.
What do you call an old snowman?
Answer: Water.
What do people often say in a cold Mexican kitchen?
Brrrrrrito!
What did the sun say to the Earth?
"Am I hot?"
Why does everybody like the sun? Because it's hot.
Ok, now I'm not good at telling jokes, but this one is not too bad. One cunt said to another cunt, "Do you get cold at night?"
"Fuck no, cunt," the first cunt said, "Why?"
"I have a built-in set of vertical curtains to keep the cold out, cunt!" xx
Did you hear about Fridgetair
Kelvinator?
I'm running out of degrees? I guess I better throw myself in fire to raise my internal temperature (measured in degrees).
How many degreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees does Billy Corgan have?
1979.
How many degrees does it take to change ice into boiling water?
199, because the difference between -100 and +100 is 199 (excluding the zero, because it's not real and it doesn't exist because it's not real).
Get?
Why was Boiling Water hired by NASA (The National Aeronautics and Space Administration) to oversee their Space division?
Because it has at least one hundred degrees.
It's a very smart day today. I'd say it has about 30-45 degrees, with humidex.
Why did the glacier send the iceberg to college?
Because, in order for ice to exist, it must retain a temperature of less than... ZERO DEGREES at the atomic level!
I think if the center of the earth froze, it would be pretty hard core.
