Temperature jokes
If the formula of water is H2O, then what is the formula of ice?
H2O cubed.
Why doesn’t the sun go to college?
Answer: Because it has a million degrees! 😀
What's the difference between a little boy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't scream when you put your meat in it.
Wow, Heaven's a lot hotter than I thought it'd be.
"Fuck" and "sex" are hot, which is fire.
Do you know how to make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
Why does the ice cream have so many friends?
Because he’s cool.
What's the difference between an anal and oral thermometer?
The taste.
What do you call an old snowman that survived till summer?...
Water... yup, water...
A man was at the temperature -273.15°C. He was OK.
So, today is my birthday. Today, I am 13, but yesterday I am going to turn 10. But I am not even going to school to know the number ten, because one time at 10 p.m. in the morning it was so cold in my hot room, so I went outside to drive my car. But I stopped because the light turned green. I was taking a bath in the front of my car, and it didn’t have a bin, so I am taking a sh$t.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
What makes it cold in a room? Air conditioning.
Why doesn’t the sun ☀️ go to college?
Because it has a million degrees.
What is your summer name? Hot.
Hot water look a**.
Yo mama so hot, she can fit in a mug.
What do you call an old snowman?
Answer: Water.
What do people often say in a cold Mexican kitchen?
Brrrrrrito!
What did the sun say to the Earth?
"Am I hot?"