When they spilled coffee on his neck, he got hot under the collar.
Puns about air conditioning. I'm not a fan.
I was boiling some water and said, "Water, you will be mist!"
Why are mountains very cold?
Because they are very cold.
Why did the fridge have lots of friends?
Cause it was COOL.
Why was it so hot in a square room? Because all the corners are 90 degrees.
Why did the guy get the hose?
Because the girl was smoking hot.
Why do people drink Starbucks? Because it's too hot to handle!
Why was the obtuse angle hot?
It was more than 90 degrees.
Why did the Ice Cube complain about being so warm? Because he was dropped on the floor.
Why are hospitals always freezing?
They need to keep the vegetables cold.
Wow, that is so sunny!
Why doesn't bread like warm weather?
It gets toasty!
What do you call people who go to space? Icetronauts lolololol hahahahah.
Why didn't the sun go to college?
Because it already had a million degrees!
Why is there AC in hospitals?
To keep all the vegetables fresh.
How do you make antifreeze?
You steal her blanket.
My brother once froze a dollar in a block of ice. I called it "cold hard cash."
Why was it cold in Stephen Hawking's house?
Because he had a new window open...
What does a spy do when he's cold?
He goes under cover.
