Ok, now I'm not good at telling jokes, but this one is not too bad. One cunt said to another cunt, "Do you get cold at night?"
"Fuck no, cunt," the first cunt said, "Why?"
"I have a built-in set of vertical curtains to keep the cold out, cunt!" xx
Did you hear about Fridgetair
Kelvinator?
I'm running out of degrees? I guess I better throw myself in fire to raise my internal temperature (measured in degrees).
How many degreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees does Billy Corgan have?
1979.
How many degrees does it take to change ice into boiling water?
199, because the difference between -100 and +100 is 199 (excluding the zero, because it's not real and it doesn't exist because it's not real).
Get?
Why was Boiling Water hired by NASA (The National Aeronautics and Space Administration) to oversee their Space division?
Because it has at least one hundred degrees.
It's a very smart day today. I'd say it has about 30-45 degrees, with humidex.
Why did the glacier send the iceberg to college?
Because, in order for ice to exist, it must retain a temperature of less than... ZERO DEGREES at the atomic level!
I think if the center of the earth froze, it would be pretty hard core.
Q: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold?
A: It’s always 90 degrees.
Red hot 🥵
Why did the chili blush?
Because it was so hot!
I left a chunk of ice outside during summer. That was the first time I heard icescream.
Why was the Burnside Bridge so hot?
Because it's on the burning side.
One volcano said, "Is that you, Qs? I am hot."
What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees?
Cold as hell.
Why does the sun get a lot of girls? Because it's hot.
How to make holy water:
1. Grab a pot.
2. Put water in it.
3. Set the stove to 420 degrees.
4. Boil the hell out of it.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?
Frostbite!
What did the marshmallow say when he was roasting in the fire? "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?"
