if i could make someone tell me there last words theyd say " Make me"
How can you tell a bow n' arrows scared? He starts to quiver! ;)
a kid told me to go get a dad so I punched the kid he went to tell his parents oh wait he can't cause hes an orphan and orphans have no parents
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What did Hitler tell the eye doctor? “I can na-zi.”
How do you tell if a loaf of bread has Down Syndrome?
It has an extra crumb-osome.
A gay guy asked me for directions so I told him to go straight
Hey guys todays funnyiest prank: Is when I poored a bunch of red whine into the chicken salad...to be honest and was a TON of whine I purded in there! My family could not tell the dirfense at all! Anyway bye thats the prankster! Next time or see time next!
Why do orphans always get picked on?
They can't run and tell their parents.
What do you tell a female with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you already told her twice
How do you tell when a blonde just lose her virginity? Her crayons are still wet.
dont tell me i haven't got balls i just happen to wear mine mine on my chest and i can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours
Go to and orphanage and tell a kid his parents came back
man:Stop with these orphan jokes me: why are they going to tell their parents on me
Hey~ How ya doin'?~ Well I'm doin' just fine~ I lied~ I'm DEAD inside~ Don't~ Tell me 'it's gonna be alright'~ I've tried, but I can't fight like this~ Hey how ya doin', I'm tired but I'm trying to fight~
What is a cannibals favourite place to go? An orphanage, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
It is now legal to bully a orphan What are they going to do tell their parents
You wonder and you wonder grandma said you better go to bed now tell your dad and grandpa the and your dad and your mom
Normally I would tell a 911 but it’s two plane
Why can you punch an orphan and get away with it?
Coz what is he gonna do, tell his parents?
