You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?
because who are they gonna tell? not their parents.
knock knock whos there? lettuce lettuce who? lettuce in and ill tell ya
Chuck Norris died, but Death was to afraid to tell him.
Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?
A: Tell the woman not to wash down there
"What do you tell a person with depression ? Just hang in there buddy."
The best way to tell someone that you don't like them is by texting them 370HSSV 0773H and tell them to read it upside down.
ME: i hit a orphan! MOM: OMG WHY? ME:not like they can tell there parents-
If you have a bad day go tell an orphan to find his parents. he will be searching all day
Why should you never tell your french doctor that you bite your tongue? because your french doctor will give you a tetanus shot
three conspiracy theories walked into a bar now tell me that's not a coincidence.
These orphan jokes are getting old. I mean seriously haven't you got something better to tell
Tell an emo and say do u get jealous when your phone dies
what is black and white and red all over answer: a newspaper that is what my 3 year old told me 😍
They asked to tell them a joke so i said no
i was gonna tell you a sodium joke, but Na, only i thought it was sodium funny
Why is it ok to make fun of orphans Because they cant tell their parents
Whats the difference between a dwarf and a japenese man?
I dont know, you tell me.
Me: I just shot a orphan Mate: you can’t do that Me:what are they gonna do tell there parents
If a tree had a mouth, wood it bark? I was really rooting to tell that one
My mom died when we couldn’t remember her blood type. As she died, she kept telling us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without her.
