Television jokes
A sign that broadcast television has less impact on the masses: The force-feeding of Kelly Clarkson on network television has yet to impact the large stacks of Kelly Clarkson CDs collecting dust in Goodwill, right next to those James Last LPs.
What show would have made Michael Jackson a superstar for television? To Catch a Predator, for obvious reasons.
British tv: 🖥
Italian tv: 📺
What did Spock encounter in the Enterprise toilet?
The Captain's Log.
Your mama is so slow, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Yo mama's so dumb, when a robber stole her TV, she said, "You forgot the remote!"
What's an orphan's least favorite theme song? The Barney theme song.
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
Because all I do is pound it, man, I would put you on my 600 lb life if you didn't weigh a thousand.
I’m probably the episode 9 since I make people cry.
Why was Elon Musk unable to land a job as a television host at NBC?
His own car cannot catch up with Jay Leno's Corvette!
Kelly Clarkson wants to be Rosie O'Donnell so badly. Too bad Kelly is the "Queen of Incest" and not the "Queen of Nice".
(And Kelly came from a sundown town in the Deep South, and not from Long Island.)
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I've ever seen.
How do you find Will Smith?
You look for the Fresh Prince.
Stan says shut the f**k up or sit your ass down on that b***h chair!
What show do orphans never watch?
"Fuller House."
Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
What is Steve Harrington's favorite musical?
Hairspray.
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show? Family Guy.