Television jokes

What show do gay men watch?

"2 and a Half Men!"

Lol at this one fellas!

Yo mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.

Who used to say, "Who loves orange soda?" Kel loves orange soda. Yes, I do, do, do, doooo! Oh, yes! Oh, yes! Oh, yes, I dooooo! Kel Mitchell from Kenan and Kel.

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

You look for the fresh prints.

So this dude comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network.

The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can't cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can't f*ck."

I was watching TV with my brother, and a diabetes commercial came on saying, "I have type one diabetes, and I manage it well."

My brother said, "You want a cookie?"

I've decided that from January 1st, I'm only going to watch things that are 4K and above.

It's my New Year's resolution.

My dad is John Cena because I can't see him.

A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says, "I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?"

Man, "Sorry, I thought it was the start of Eastenders!"

Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?

Because the parents are in every episode.

I remember the time that Gordon Ramsay did an African food episode... it was a short episode. Too bad he couldn’t find any.

There's a new cooking programme on BBC1. The contestants are victims of domestic violence. It's called "Can't Cook... Right Hook."

What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? "HDMI."

Why do orphans not like Family Guy? Because they have family.

Yo mama is so fat that when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.

I'm a human. Syke, I'm Pickle Rick!

Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.

Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?

Because his mom and dad are in every episode!

What TV series do orphans hate?

"House, M.D."

What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)

It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.