Television jokes
Trump cut funding for Sesame Street.
I think he's jealous that the characters on Sesame Street can count to 10.
Why is Ronnie Anne like Lincoln? Because he is a softy about everything.
Because all I do is pound it, man, I would put you on my 600 lb life if you didn't weigh a thousand.
What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.
"I AM NOT PETER GRIFFIN!"
Me and my 3 friends be like :
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What's the worst TV series for orphans?
Family Guy.
What does a mother fear most?
Hearing "YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!" for 5 different men.
Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches sofa.
Stan says shut the f**k up or sit your ass down on that b***h chair!
A husband walks into his house to find his wife watching Gordon Ramsay's F-king cooking show!
Husband: "Stop watching that f-king sh*t! You can't cook to save your life!"
Wife: "So what?! You watch porn, don't you?!"
Yo mama is so dumb, she'll watch edited Peppa Pig all day long.
Why was Elon Musk unable to land a job as a television host at NBC?
His own car cannot catch up with Jay Leno's Corvette!
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
You know you're high when you hold all your pineapples hostage and yell, "SpongeBob, I know you're in there!"
What's an orphan's least favorite theme song? The Barney theme song.
What were Brian Cant's last words before he died?
"I used to do it, but now I cant!"
Who used to say, "Who loves orange soda?" Kel loves orange soda. Yes, I do, do, do, doooo! Oh, yes! Oh, yes! Oh, yes, I dooooo! Kel Mitchell from Kenan and Kel.
The Stigg and his fake ass life.
British tv: 🖥
Italian tv: 📺