Television jokes
What show does an orphan hate? Family Feud.
Kelly Clarkson and Ian Watkins of the Lostprophets both walk into a bar. The bartender asked, "Hitting on some 2-year-olds today?" It may have been an innocuous question, if it weren't for the fact that the bartender is Chris Hansen.
One, I grow some som more, yea, I am 4. I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, that's me.
Kid: "Mom, I had a scary dream. Can I come sleep with you and dad?"
Mom: "Sure, sweetie, sleep in the middle."
Kid: "Dad, can you get the remote out of my back?"
Dad: "That isn't the remote."
*Weird background music*
What did Homer Simpson say when he ran over a deer? "DOE!"
Chuck Norris once pissed in the tank of a semi as a joke.
It is now known as Optimus Prime.
What is a dead kid's favorite anime? Bleach.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked in the room, we missed three seasons of our show!
News: Ook! says an interviewed monkey.
Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.
Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.
Why don't orphans watch TV?
Because of "Family Guy."
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.
Ferb is older than Phineas because his last line.
Ferb: "I’m boutta blow this sh*t!"
What is written on the gravestone of a TV reporter?
"You must be back at 8:00 p.m."
What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu? Pikachu, I choose you!
What's an orphan's least favorite T.V. show?
Family Guy.
That's the last time we park the TARDIS outside the portaloos at Glastonbury!
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!
Why does Wednesday Addams never blink?