Television jokes

"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"

Your mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, you missed two episodes.

What do TVs and girls have in common?

They both show you stuff when you turn them on!

One day my friend said: "I want tacos from Katie's, you?" and I said no thanks and she left. I never saw her again. Today I remember that I saw her name on TV as one of the victims of suicide, then I remember her and my motto: "If I'm dying, you're dying with me, you got no choice." I NEVER ate tacos from Katie's again.

Why does Wednesday Addams never blink?

Where do feminists go when they die? "Hell's Kitchen."

Your mama so slow, she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.

Why do orphans not like Family Guy? Because they have family.

The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.

I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"

What's an emo's least favorite show?

Dr. Phil.

What is written on the gravestone of a TV reporter?

"You must be back at 8:00 p.m."

What's an orphan's least favorite T.V. show?

Family Guy.

I'm Pickle Rick!

What do you call a funny family of chairs? A sitcom!

What do orphans and TVs have in common?

At least one of them has a home.

Ferb is older than Phineas because his last line.

Ferb: "I’m boutta blow this sh*t!"

What is a show for kids?

Barney.

Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.

Why did Dad Man quit acting?

I don’t know either.

What do you call an emo kid's suicide live stream?

America's funniest home videos.