A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says, "I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?"
Man, "Sorry, I thought it was the start of Eastenders!"
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because the parents are in every episode.
I remember the time that Gordon Ramsay did a African food episode... it was a short episode to bad he couldn’t find any
The show COPS has been dropped from broadcast
honoring the longstanding tradition of police turning off their cameras.
How much drugs did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill two and half men.
Have you heard of the show Naked and Afraid?...... That's what I call hide and seek with my uncle
How does Skeletor feel after He-Man beats him up?
Skelesore.
What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
Pork Chopped!
Hah, got 'em (I guess)!
Yo mama so ugly that Mr. Rogers doesn’t wanna be her neighbor.
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? "HDMI."
Your mama so ugly she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Why do shows have a family? Because they are "Pair-rents"!
Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.
Ur mum is so fat, that when she walked past the television I missed a whole series of SpongeBob
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because his mom and dad are in every episode!
Aw hell naw,
dey turned Spongilebile in2 a frigin generator.
What is a name of a show for kids? Barney
So I was watching tv right? then i f..ing got banged in the eye with either a remore or metal tongs "wtf"
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said,”you can’t play this is family feud.”
