Television jokes
Mmm, I'm Walter McWhitey, I'm from the newest Mexico.
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
Your mama is so ugly, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
What do you call an emo kid's suicide live stream?
America's funniest home videos.
Game of Thrones season 8.
What do Will from "Stranger Things" and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air have in common? They're both named Will, and their lives both got flipped, turned upside down.
What is an orphan's least favorite show? “How I Met Your Mother.”
Yo mom is so fat even Dora can explore you!
What's an emo's least favorite show?
Dr. Phil.
What do TVs and girls have in common?
They both show you stuff when you turn them on!
Your dad is so fat that when he walks past the TV, I miss three episodes of South Park.
I was watching a TV show where a guy was hanging off a cliff, then the series ended... I guess you can say that they left that guy on a cliffhanger!
"Bill? Bill?" Bill hears faintly in the distance.
Bill Nye snapped back into reality only to find he had peed all over the set.
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"
The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.
I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"
Tonight, on Top Gear!
James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!
Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!
And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
What did the walrus say when they lost the remote?
"Walrus the remote!"
I just watched a program about beavers.
It was the best dam program I’ve ever seen!
Your forehead is so big I could use it to get free TV.
Where do feminists go when they die? "Hell's Kitchen."