Television jokes
Your forehead is so big I could use it to get free TV.
Why is Ronnie Anne like Lincoln? Because he is a softy about everything.
Yo mama so ugly that Mr. Rogers doesn’t wanna be her neighbor.
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"
AOT > ur fav anime.
Do you know the TV show "Naked and Afraid?" Well, that's what my grandpa and I played when I was young.
What did Lucy say when she saw her sonogram?
"Looks like a rerun."
What show do orphans never watch?
"Fuller House."
Yo mama so fat, when she walked in the room, we missed three seasons of our show!
"Bill? Bill?" Bill hears faintly in the distance.
Bill Nye snapped back into reality only to find he had peed all over the set.
Wow, no SP jokes?
One time I was watching TV.
Mom: Omg, your dad is coming!
Me: Omg, really?
Mom: Sike, I lied.
What did me and my uncle call hide and seek? Naked and afraid.
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? "HDMI."
What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common?
They are both concerned about “Klingons near your anus”.
What show do orphans hate?
"American Dad."
I remember the time Gordon Ramsay did an African food episode... too bad it was so short he couldn’t find any.
I remember the time that Gordon Ramsay did an African food episode... it was a short episode. Too bad he couldn’t find any.
What did the walrus say when they lost the remote?
"Walrus the remote!"
What do you call a woman with magical abilities and an android? Wanda Maximoff and Vision! Or.... Scarlet Witch and Vision! This joke was added to celebrate and honour Marvel Studios' new series: WandaVision!