Teenager jokes

What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?

They both like keeping one sock for themselves.

Being a mom to a teenager will make you understand why some animals eat their young.

Why did the teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?

Because they can't get even.

I thought gender reveal parties were only for newborns, not for teenagers.

This kid lost Kahoot, so he shot up the school.

What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?

What do you call a group of emo kids? Suicide squad.

What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice cuts, G!" (because they like to cut themselves).

I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hangout.

I saw them hanging all day.

I wish the grass in my backyard was emo.

So it can cut itself.

What will make a depressed teenager happy?

A cliff.

Lynx: For that cheap teenage smell of desperation.

I've heard stories of my mother. She was a teenager and left me in the blender, but luckily the power cut out, like at the orphanage.

What's the difference between my father and acne?

Acne waited for me to be a teenager before coming on my face.

Say "Mike Wizowski" fast to a teenager and I will get you $100000000000.

Mom: Son, where are my condoms?

Son: What are condoms?

Dad: She puts it on me and the sandwich.

Son: Wait, why did my girlfriend come over and take one?

Dad: Um, I don't know, but go to bed.

Son: But it's 2:46pm in the afternoon, bruh.

Like if you are in high school and miss school!

So I saw a 15 year old kid near a 15 year old girl checking her out.

Then I told him, "What are you doing?"

He told me he will decorate her locker, donate a lot of money to her, and buy her a lot of stuff.

He then told me how easy would that be?

I told him: "That sounds pretty SIMPle."

Remember that 18 year old girl I set you up with?

Why not?

Too old.

What does Jeffrey tell his white teens?

You want to take it orally or through anal? Joke, I'm not asking.