Teenager jokes
POV: Wine Taster in hell.
I was sitting with the best wine ever made on the table in front of me. This silhouette begins to speak, "You have risen to be the most superb Wine Taster on Earth. Then you got run over by a truck hauling freshly made wine to a warehouse. Your crimes are as follows: you left your high school prom date with another man after you got her pregnant, you let your mother believe that the cat ran away after you drowned it in the pool, and you never got married. How do you plead?"
The man looked at the silhouette like it was a purple rabbit.
"Guilty," said the man, "but if you would be so kind would you at least tell me what the wine in front of me tastes and smells like? I will take any punishment you deem fit."
"Very well," said the silhouette, "but you will regret that request."
Out of the shadows comes a boy only looking 19 years old. The boy says, "I will you taster today. I am confident about my sense of taste." The boy takes the first bottle and opens it, pours it into a wine glass, and swirls it around. He then takes a sniff and begins to drink, to the Wine Taster he says, "Mmmm, taste like chicken."
Why did the teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't get even.
This kid lost Kahoot, so he shot up the school.
What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?
They both like keeping one sock for themselves.
Being a mom to a teenager will make you understand why some animals eat their young.
I asked the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
I thought gender reveal parties were only for newborns, not for teenagers.
What's the difference between a piranha and a teenage girl?
The piranha doesn't wear makeup.
What will make a depressed teenager happy?
A cliff.
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
What do you call a group of emo kids? Suicide squad.
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice cuts, G!" (because they like to cut themselves).
I wish the grass in my backyard was emo.
So it can cut itself.
I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hangout.
I saw them hanging all day.
Lynx: For that cheap teenage smell of desperation.
I've heard stories of my mother. She was a teenager and left me in the blender, but luckily the power cut out, like at the orphanage.
What's the difference between my father and acne?
Acne waited for me to be a teenager before coming on my face.
Mom: Son, where are my condoms?
Son: What are condoms?
Dad: She puts it on me and the sandwich.
Son: Wait, why did my girlfriend come over and take one?
Dad: Um, I don't know, but go to bed.
Son: But it's 2:46pm in the afternoon, bruh.
Like if you are in high school and miss school!
Say "Mike Wizowski" fast to a teenager and I will get you $100000000000.