Teenager jokes

What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?

They both like keeping one sock for themselves.

I asked the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.

Being a mom to a teenager will make you understand why some animals eat their young.

What will make a depressed teenager happy?

A cliff.

What do you call a group of emo kids? Suicide squad.

What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice cuts, G!" (because they like to cut themselves).

What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?

I wish the grass in my backyard was emo.

So it can cut itself.

I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hangout.

I saw them hanging all day.

I've heard stories of my mother. She was a teenager and left me in the blender, but luckily the power cut out, like at the orphanage.

Lynx: For that cheap teenage smell of desperation.

Mom: Son, where are my condoms?

Son: What are condoms?

Dad: She puts it on me and the sandwich.

Son: Wait, why did my girlfriend come over and take one?

Dad: Um, I don't know, but go to bed.

Son: But it's 2:46pm in the afternoon, bruh.

Like if you are in high school and miss school!

Say "Mike Wizowski" fast to a teenager and I will get you $100000000000.

So I saw a 15 year old kid near a 15 year old girl checking her out.

Then I told him, "What are you doing?"

He told me he will decorate her locker, donate a lot of money to her, and buy her a lot of stuff.

He then told me how easy would that be?

I told him: "That sounds pretty SIMPle."

Remember that 18 year old girl I set you up with?

Why not?

Too old.

Are you a school? Cause I wanna shoot some kids inside of you.

If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?

What did Nemo say to the emo?

"Be careful, you can't Nemo your way out of emo."

Don’t have sex. Because you will get pregnant. And die.