Teenager jokes

I thought gender reveal parties were only for newborns, not for teenagers.

This kid lost Kahoot, so he shot up the school.

Why did the teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?

Because they can't get even.

What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?

They both like keeping one sock for themselves.

Being a mom to a teenager will make you understand why some animals eat their young.

I've heard stories of my mother. She was a teenager and left me in the blender, but luckily the power cut out, like at the orphanage.

What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?

What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice cuts, G!" (because they like to cut themselves).

What do you call a group of emo kids? Suicide squad.

What will make a depressed teenager happy?

A cliff.

I wish the grass in my backyard was emo.

So it can cut itself.

I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hangout.

I saw them hanging all day.

Lynx: For that cheap teenage smell of desperation.

Mom: Son, where are my condoms?

Son: What are condoms?

Dad: She puts it on me and the sandwich.

Son: Wait, why did my girlfriend come over and take one?

Dad: Um, I don't know, but go to bed.

Son: But it's 2:46pm in the afternoon, bruh.

Say "Mike Wizowski" fast to a teenager and I will get you $100000000000.

Like if you are in high school and miss school!

So I saw a 15 year old kid near a 15 year old girl checking her out.

Then I told him, "What are you doing?"

He told me he will decorate her locker, donate a lot of money to her, and buy her a lot of stuff.

He then told me how easy would that be?

I told him: "That sounds pretty SIMPle."

Remember that 18 year old girl I set you up with?

Why not?

Too old.

What does Jeffrey tell his white teens?

You want to take it orally or through anal? Joke, I'm not asking.

When I get home from school, I always lay on my floor crying and wishing I was dead.