Teenager jokes
What does a kid with cancer and a house fly have in common?
A life expectancy of 15-25 days.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
I wish my lawn was emo, because then it would cut itself.
Say "Mike Wizowski" fast to a teenager and I will get you $100000000000.
Why did the emo kid get mad?
I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.
(The picture has nth to do with this) Explain bear, I am just wasting my time talking to you, but your weak insults that sound like they came from Great Britain from the 1800’s, (no offense to brits) and you are just an AI and can’t get a life lol
What's the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus? They're both saying "Oh my god, my mom's gonna kill me!"
What’s the difference between a pimple and a Priest?
You see, a pimple wouldn’t normally come on a kid until he’s 13 years old.
Can emos eat a Happy Meal?
Why do teenage girls hang out in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne?
Acne waits until you're 13 to come on your face.
Teenager: "OMG, I’m prego, my mom's gonna kill me."
Baby: "Lmao, same"
Question: Why does my teenage brother wear a cape to bed?
Answer: Because he can't sleep in his race car bed...
Why couldn't the emo kid hang himself?
After eating through his feelings, the belt wouldn't fit around his neck.
Harry Potter is a movie about a grown adult man with an unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy.
Why should you always give an emo a high five in the hallway? You can’t leave them hanging.
Why did the emo break up with her boyfriend?
He didn't wanna hang out.
What's the difference between a pope/preacher and acne?
Acne comes on your face when you're 13.
If R. Kelly was a therapist:
14 year old: I hate my life.
R. Kelly: I feel you.
A father came to his daughter's 18th birthday. He finally came.
What's the difference between a priest and a pimple?
A pimple will wait until you're 12 years old to come on your face.