Teenager jokes
Why did the emo kid get mad?
I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.
What do you call a high school student?
Alone and depressed.
How do emo kids complement each other?
They say, "I like ya cuts g."
The popular girl told me, "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!"
Two weeks later, she shows up pregnant.
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I guess her rubber broke too.
Say "Mike Wizowski" fast to a teenager and I will get you $100000000000.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Are you a school? Cause I wanna shoot some kids inside of you.
What do you call an emo who's emo?
An emo.
What do you call a teenage boy who doesn’t masturbate?
A liar.
As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing. Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.
I was driving with my parent and shouted, "It's a superhero!" But I didn't know it was an emo kid.
I wish my lawn was emo, because then it would cut itself.
Why do teenage girls hang out in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
What school does a depressed middle school kid go to?
KMS.
What do you call a group of Emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What jumps and never let's go?
An Emo kid.
I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.
Dead.
Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?
The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.
I've heard stories of my mother. She was a teenager and left me in the blender, but luckily the power cut out, like at the orphanage.
What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?
An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.
So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree.
Too bad he left him hanging.
Two teenagers were raping an 11-year-old girl in an alley, so I stepped in to help. The little bitch didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
What is a similarity between a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her?
They both are thinking, "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"