What tree is every emo kid trying find The hanging tree
One day a local pastor was visiting the home of some parishioners who had a teenage son. The parents were worried about what career their son would choose, so the pastor said he had a simple test that could predict what would become of him.
He would put three objects on a table and let the young man choose whichever one he wanted to have: a Bible, a wallet, and a bottle of scotch. If the boy chose the Bible, he would probably become a priest; if he chose the wallet, he'd be a banker; and if he chose the bottle, he'd become a worthless bum.
So the parents called their son into the room, and the pastor told him he could have whichever object he wished. When the boy promptly picked up all three, the pastor cried out, "Heaven forbid! He's going to be a Jesuit!"
An ugly, poor teenage girl found a genie lamp in her backyard, the genie said, "I will grant you 3 wishes but under 1 condition." "What is it?" she asked. "After I grant your final wish you have to have sex with me," the genie replied. "Okay for my 1st wish I wish to be the Prettiest girl at my school," the genie snapped his fingers and made her pretty. "For my 2nd wish I wish for my family to be rich," the genie snapped his fingers and told her her family is now the richest in town. "And you final wish?" the genie asked. "I wish i had a sabertoothed vigina."
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders? He hit them all when he started shooting his shot
What's the difference between a piranha and a teenage girl?
The piranha doesn't wear makeup.
What's the difference between a priest and a pimple? A pimple will wait until you're 12 years old to come on your face.
What do you call a teenage boy who doesn’t masturbate?
A liar.
Why did the emo kid get mad? I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.
What do you call flat-chested emo? A cutting board
"Our teen has decreed we are the 'Worst Parents Ever.' We will hold our coronation ceremony to accept this honor next Friday. Invitations to follow."
Being a mom to a teenager will make you understand why some animals eat their young.
When your teenager asks for personal space and you remind her that she came out of your personal space.
What school does a depressed middle school kid go to?
Kms
What so depressed teenagers and fruits have In common? They both Hang by something
Two teenagers were raping an 11 year old girl in an ally, so I stepped into help. The little bitch didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
harry potter is a movie about a grown adult man with a unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy
Teenager: "OMG, I’m prego, my mom's gonna kill me."
Baby: "Lmao, same"
I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit
why did the emo break up with her boyfriend
he didnt wanna hang out.
What does a emo kid say to his bestfriend...let’s hang out
