Being a mom to a teenager will make you understand why some animals eat their young.
This kid lost Kahoot, so he shot up the school.
What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?
They both like keeping one sock for themselves.
Why did the teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't get even.
I thought gender reveal parties were only for newborns, not for teenagers.
What will make a depressed teenager happy?
A cliff.
Lynx: For that cheap teenage smell of desperation.
I've heard stories of my mother. She was a teenager and left me in the blender, but luckily the power cut out, like at the orphanage.
Like if you are in high school and miss school
Mom: Son, where are my condoms?
Son: What are condoms?
Dad: She puts it on me and the sandwich.
Son: Wait, why did my girlfriend come over and take one?
Dad: Um, I don't know, but go to bed.
Son: But it's 2:46pm in the afternoon, bruh.
Say "Mike Wizowski" fast to a teenager and I will get you $100000000000.
So I saw a 15 year old kid near a 15 year old girl checking her out.
Then I told him, "What are you doing?"
He told me he will decorate her locker, donate a lot of money to her, and buy her a lot of stuff.
He then told me how easy would that be?
I told him: "That sounds pretty SIMPle."
Remember that 18 year old girl I set you up with?
Why not?
Too old.
When I get home from school, I always lay on my floor crying and wishing I was dead.
If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?
What did Nemo say to the emo?
"Be careful, you can't Nemo your way out of emo."
Imagine being emo
what do u call a emo whos emo
an emo
What does Jeffrey tell his white teens?
You want to take it orally or through anal? Joke, I'm not asking.
I was hitting my hand, and my mom asked me what I was doing. I said I'm beating my meat.
