Teenager jokes
Harry Potter is a movie about a grown adult man with an unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy.
What do depressed teenagers and fruits have in common?
They both hang by something.
Delyla is a bitch.
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
If R. Kelly was a therapist:
14 year old: I hate my life.
R. Kelly: I feel you.
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
A suicide squad.
God made Adam and Eve have sex right out the gate.
Then he made teenagers horny... yet here we are with a so-called "rise in teen pregnancy."
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne?
Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
What does an emo kid and an apple have in common?
They both are hanging.
What do a 14 year old and the fetus inside her both think?
"Man, my mom's going to kill me!"
Ayo Lucas, a sussy baka!
Kid: I'm hungry.
Dad Bot: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
Teenager: I'm Hitler did nothing wrong.
Dad Bot: Hi Hitler did nothing wrong, I'm dad.
Nazi: Finally!
"Our teen has decreed we are the 'Worst Parents Ever.' We will hold our coronation ceremony to accept this honor next Friday. Invitations to follow."
Which falls faster, an apple or an emo kid?
The apple, because the emo kid is hanging.
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
What do you call a group of depressed teenagers?
Suicide Squad.
What is the difference between acne and a priest?
Acne waits for a boy to turn twelve before it comes on his face.