Teenager Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

Me:

A young boy in a blue martial arts outfit is doing a high kick against a tree. The text on the image reads "Friend: here comes your crush, act natural. Me:"

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A rock formation with a deep vertical crevice is shown. The caption says: "And this is how teenage boys get stuck in caves."

The image shows a text overlay on top with the text: Teacher: Plans trip to Jerusalem. Girls: Ew...Jerusalem is so boring. Boys: Below is a picture of crusader soldiers.

SO TRUE

The image shows a collection of items and phrases associated with a loud, annoying girl at school. The text reads: "Annoying loud girl at school." Items include a black hoodie with "Thrasher" on it, a bag of Takis, a can of Arizona iced tea, a gold nameplate necklace that says "Tammy", black Nike slides, and a hand with long pink nails. Some phrases include: "HEY BESTFRIENDD!!" "BESTFRANNNN", "What you staring at for", "Always fighting", and "That's on periodt sis". The image also includes a photo of a girl. The text "Loudest person at 7am" is at the bottom.

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The image is split into two sections. The top shows a woman with a surprised but pleased smile. The text above her reads, "Mums when their teenage son mentions a girl for the first time." Below, there is a cartoon character holding a shotgun with an angry expression. A younger cartoon character stands beside him. The text says, "Dads when their teenage daughter mentions a boy" and "I just want to talk with him."

OOF

The image shows a text conversation between a bully and a quiet kid followed by a picture of a dial with "OOF SIZE" written below. The dial has settings for "Small," "Medium," and "Large."

The image shows Jesus with rays of light pointing at a crying teenager. The text on the image reads: "emo bands", "lyrics about how hard life is" and "13 yr olds on vacation with their parents".

This is so true

The image shows a Family Guy cast in two panels, representing 1999 and 2009. In 1999, the characters are labeled as 'Hardworking Housewife', 'Mysoginist Retard', 'Teenage Boy', 'Teenage Girl', 'Voice of Reason' and 'Evil Mastermind'. In 2009, the same characters are labeled as 'Space Occupier', 'Retard', 'Retard', 'Punching Bag', 'Liberal Douche', and 'Gay'.

The image shows a split-screen comparison. On the left, a photo of a teenager with a visible midriff, and on the right, a photo of a young girl with braces and a white hat tilted on her head, making a peace sign. The text says "7th graders nowadays vs me in 7th grade". Below the left image it reads: "66 likes taylorweatherall first day of 7 grade".

Toaster Strudel

A close-up shot of a Toaster Strudel with icing, placed on a white surface. Above the image, text reads: "Netflix: Are you still watching?" and "Somebody's Daughter:".

If you non-band kids were wondering what band looks like

A meme with the text "Middle school band section stereotypes starterpack". It shows different band instruments with labels underneath: "Trumpets: assholes who were too loud", "Flutes: Mostly girls", "Trombones: The dumbasses", "Percussion: Kids with severe ADHD", "Tubas: That weird but loveable kid", "Clarinets: The incredibly average kids", "Baritones/Euphoniums: The weird kid that drank Monster and wore DC shoes", "French horns: The know-it-alls", "Saxophones: The "cool" kids who loved Ska and ultimate frisbee."

The image shows text that reads: "Government: Tobacco is dangerous. You need to be 21 to buy it. Also government *sending military recruiters to high schools*:". Below this text is a picture of a man with white hair wearing a red blazer with an excited expression, saying, "Hi kids! Do you like violence?"

I bet my mum thinks this 😂

The image shows a yellow square with black text stating, "Having a teenage daughter is a lot like your house being haunted. Every now and then you see a figure in the corner of your eye, followed by a moaning sound, and then a door will slam shut."

who wants to play tic tac toe on donatello's forehead? I'll start

A cartoon image of Donatello with a tic tac toe grid on his forehead, with an X in the center square.

that one kid who thinks hes cool

A young man with a fade haircut, braces, wearing a red jacket and a chain, smirks.

(The picture has nth to do with this) Explain bear, I am just wasting my time talking to you, but your weak insults that sound like they came from Great Britain from the 1800’s, (no offense to brits) and you are just an AI and can’t get a life lol

A drawing of a white rabbit with sunglasses on, with text that says 'sigma sigma boy rabbit', also music notes are drawn over the rabbit's head.

man this hits

A social media post from the subreddit r/teenagers with the title: 'Bruh yk what I want?' The post reads: 'Just to be lying down, arms around a girl not just cause she's hot or cute but cause I genuinely care about her and love her and she feels the same way. Just to be like holding her close and maybe stroking her hair. Maybe at one point giving her a soft kiss or two before she'd fall asleep into my arms so I could drift off too. Yes I am cuddle horny.'

Michelle Obama wanted more vegetables in school.

The image shows a split view. On the left, there's a portrait of a young man with glasses. On the right is a blurry image of a classroom, with a person visible in the background. Below, text reads, "Georgia School Shooter Targets Special Needs Class, Autistic Teen Among Victims".

Rate my daily schedule

The image shows a daily schedule. It lists activities from waking up at 6 AM to going to sleep at 3 or 4 AM, including school, meals, chores, and walking the dog. It also mentions snacks, specifically "3 grilled cheeses on hamburger buns."

😝

A boy with a sad expression is in front of a wall in a school hallway.