Technology jokes
What did Siri say when Stephen Hawking spoke to him... Sorry, I don't like Microsoft.
Two antennas met on a roof and got married.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was incredible.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He forgot his log on password.
Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.
She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.
Why Bing is Superior tbh
Your maw *microsoft shutting down noise*
An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled away and his charger unplugged.
Stephen Hawking's death was completely accidental.
He pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep".
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2 Detour.
I was submitting this joke, and I realized Stephen Hawking couldn't.
It had the reCAPTCHA "I'm not a robot."
What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?
An AK-46.
Girlfriend: You remind me of a cell phone.
Girlfriend's ex: Why?
Girlfriend: Because you're about to die.
You're old enough to remember when emojis were called "hieroglyphics."
Michael Jackson is like a TV from the 1900s: black and white.
Tell an emo, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"
The best way to tell someone that you don't like them is by texting them "370HSSV 0773H" and tell them to read it upside down.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: Oh right, you don't have one *laughs*
Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right, you don't have a real life. *INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS*
2021-2022
No wonder some of the phones today have no home buttons.
The makers were orphans.