Technology jokes

You're so ugly, even a Snapchat filter can't fix it.

Your forehead is so big, you think in 4K.

What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT.

Yo mama so fat, when she talks to herself, it’s a long-distance call.

I made a website about orphans.

Sadly, it doesn't have a home page.

Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app, and it just sent an ambulance to my house.

I asked my kid to give me a hand. That motherfucker cried while charging his mechanical arm.

Yo mama so stupid, she bought a solar powered flashlight.

What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?

There's no Jack!

If you scanned my thigh, it would show up as a package of Oreos on the screen.

My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.

Yo mama's so dumb, she trips over the wireless internet.

Why download Fruit Ninja when you have your arm?

Your mamma is so dumb, she went to the dentist to get Bluetooth.

The best way to tell someone that you don't like them is by texting them "370HSSV 0773H" and tell them to read it upside down.

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.

What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?

An AK-46.

You're old enough to remember when emojis were called "hieroglyphics."

Girlfriend: You remind me of a cell phone.

Girlfriend's ex: Why?

Girlfriend: Because you're about to die.

Michael Jackson is like a TV from the 1900s: black and white.