I'm going to start taking confetti with me to therapy so when my therapist asks me, "How are you?" I can say "sad" and toss the confetti everywhere. It'll be like a real-life iMessage!
I asked my phone why I couldn't get a date.
It showed a picture of myself.
What do you call Thanatos' favorite app on his phone?
Why doesn't Elon Musk like Taco Bell?
It gives him gas.
I built a website for an orphanage, but it had no homepage.
Pop-up. P
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
Why did Stephen die so early?
He didn't use long lasting batteries.
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.
I scanned an emo girl's arm the other day. Now I own her, only 3.99 with tax. That's a steal and a half, woopeeee!
How does Stephen Hawking charge his computer?
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Keyboard sex!
to be brutally honest i think his wife let him die for money cos they could just plug him back in, surely they have an android cable about?
Did he hear he died of a virus? A computer virus
Kid -dad I want santa to give me iphone Indian poor dad- son santa is deaf Kid-no he is not I saw him on Tv yesterday Indian poor dad-oh actually I asked him to for a new wife may be he is wearing AirPods Kid-you are my santa daddy Indian poor dad- pull down you pants son Kid-it's not apple product Indian poor dad -its banana
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died
2) Where did all the orphans go!
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
Why did Stephen Hawking die when he logged onto Facebook?
It took all his info!
Stephen Hawking never wrote a book... it was a Dragon who was naturally speaking.
Why do orphans have an iPhone 10?
Because it doesn't have a joke button.
Google is butt.
Why was Stephen Hawking arrested? The police used computer GPS.
