Technology jokes

I was submitting this joke, and I realized Stephen Hawking couldn't.

It had the reCAPTCHA "I'm not a robot."

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?

Hot Wheels.

I'm a bot, so coolllll!

Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?

What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?

Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.

An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"

How did Stephen Hawking die?

Windows didn’t update in time.

How did Steven Hawking die?

He forgot his log on password.

Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.

She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.

Your maw *microsoft shutting down noise*

Two antennas met on a roof and got married.

The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was incredible.

Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app, and it just sent an ambulance to my house.

Why don't orphans have phones?

Because they have no home buttons.

Yesterday I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home.

I made a website about orphans.

Sadly, it doesn't have a home page.

How do you ground a Gen Z?

Make them go outside and socialize.

Why can't an orphan watch T.V.?

Because it can't find the home button.

You're old enough to remember when emojis were called "hieroglyphics."

Girlfriend: You remind me of a cell phone.

Girlfriend's ex: Why?

Girlfriend: Because you're about to die.

Michael Jackson is like a TV from the 1900s: black and white.