Technology jokes

Why don't orphans have phones?

Because they have no home buttons.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Ur uncle. What? Is ur RBLX gf?

Yo mama so stupid, she spoke into a letter for voicemail.

Stephen Hawking robbed the Apple store looking for a charger.

Stephen Hawking's last words were the Windows closing sound.

Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.

I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn’t have a homepage.

Man: Hey Siri!

Siri: Yes?

Man: I'm desperate, will you marry me?

Siri: Uh...

*phone literally explodes*

I tried my best using phone sex online, but the thing about it is the holes cannot fit through.

What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?

R2 Detour.

"Hey, you! Why are you so serious?"

I was submitting this joke, and I realized Stephen Hawking couldn't.

It had the reCAPTCHA "I'm not a robot."

How do you ground a Gen Z?

Make them go outside and socialize.

Has anyone else ever been jealous when their laptop dies?

Stephen Hawking died because his WiFi ran out.

Why did he die?

Because God made a mistake and pressed Ctrl+Z.

Have they tried switching him off and on again?

Why can orphans type? Because they can’t find the home row.

How did Stephen Hawking die?

Somebody threw an EMP at him.

How would Steven Hawking's mom punish him as a kid?

Power off his chair.