Yo mama's so dumb, she trips over the wireless internet.
Technology Jokes
What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?
An AK-46.
Girlfriend: You remind me of a cell phone.
Girlfriend's ex: Why?
Girlfriend: Because you're about to die.
Tell an emo, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"
You're old enough to remember when emojis were called "hieroglyphics."
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
No wonder some of the phones today have no home buttons.
The makers were orphans.
So, every time I walk in the door, my kid shuts his laptop. So, I check his history. It was good, but my wife checked mine, and she didn't say the same. The words I heard were, "Get out!"
Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: Oh right, you don't have one *laughs*
Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right, you don't have a real life. *INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS*
2021-2022
Why can orphans only use Samsung?
Because they don't have a home button.
Hi everyone, my mom got me an iPad today, and this is really cool. Can someone tell me what decapitation is?
How do you ground a Gen Z?
Make them go outside and socialize.
Why can't an orphan watch T.V.?
Because it can't find the home button.
I dropped my phone the other day when a guy picked up my phone and started to put it in his pocket.
I said, "Hey, that's my phone," and he said, "First of all, my name isn't 'Hey', it's Jay. Second of all, it's an iPhone, not a 'myPhone'. Get it right."
How would Steven Hawking's mom punish him as a kid?
Power off his chair.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Somebody threw an EMP at him.
Why can orphans type? Because they can’t find the home row.
Stephen Hawking died because his WiFi ran out.
Have they tried switching him off and on again?
Why did he die?
Because God made a mistake and pressed Ctrl+Z.
