Technology jokes
I made a website for orphans.
It doesn't have a homepage.
Why doesn't Elon Musk like Taco Bell?
It gives him gas.
If I'm the night guard at the Samsung store, does that make me a guardian of the galaxy?
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he's still trying to back out of the driveway.
What do Roblox bots do that's both a type of meat and an annoying thing?
Spam.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He turned off the Wi-Fi.
Your forehead's so big, NASA uses it to test satellite signals.
My grandad said I'm too reliant on technology, so I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
Why did I give the orphan an iPhone 14?
Because there is no home button.
I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.
If Stephen Hawking gets a heart attack, where do you go, the hospital or Curry's PC World?
Hey guys, wish me luck on my game Al-Nassr vs. Raed Al-Raed. I have 604 million followers on Instagram, but we are not gonna be able to beat that. Can we get to 69 followers, please and thankyou?
Did you hear he died of a virus? A computer virus.
Why can't science be combined with religion?
Because science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to unlock her phone with her face, it said, "disconnected."
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
If Asians have face scanners... do they all have the same face scanner?
He lost Wifi connection...
What's the difference between Carrie Underwood and a robot?
A robot can feign empathy.
I built a website for an orphanage, but it had no homepage.