Technology jokes
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So, the sea is on a computer but doesn't know how to search, so the computer said to the sea, "Search!"
Do you get it? SEArch.
Types "I'm not a robot" on computer.
Son, we are geniuses!
Could a phone booth also be called a chatterbox?
I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.
Except it had no home button.
the future is now
What did Stephen Hawking say when trying to talk to a reporter? Beep boop beep beep boop.
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
What operating system do Indian scammers use?
"Window licker XP."
How did Stephen Hawking please his woman? He uses a hard drive.
He's not dead, his batteries have run out.
What has two wings and an arrow?
The Chinese telephone, wing wing, arrow.
I'm a bot, so coolllll!
I'm not racist, I have a colored TV.
Yesterday I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home.
What do you call a crippled terrorist?
An RC-XD.
Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?
Because so he does not have a home button.
How did Stephen Hawking die? His wife needed to charge her iPhone.
What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!
Why do orphans have an iPhone 10?
Because it doesn't have a joke button.
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both don’t work.