Technology jokes

Stephen Hawking tried to charge his phone and unplugged his life support.

I made a website for orphans, but there's no homepage.

How did Stephen Hawking die?

He had a computer virus!

Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands, but all of them rejected him... except Daft Punk.

My phone was at 10%, and my friend said it better not shut down like Stephen Hawking.

Why download Fruit Ninja when you have your arm?

My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.

Yo mama's so dumb, she trips over the wireless internet.

If you scanned my thigh, it would show up as a package of Oreos on the screen.

Remember back in the day when your TV wouldn't work so you'd bang it a few times?

I tried that with my dishwasher, but unfortunately, she ended up pregnant...

I made a website for orphans, but it wouldn’t let me put a homepage.

I asked my kid to give me a hand. That motherfucker cried while charging his mechanical arm.

What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?

There's no Jack!

Yo mama so fat, when she talks to herself, it’s a long-distance call.

What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT.

Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.

Yo mama so stupid, she bought a solar powered flashlight.

Your mamma is so dumb, she went to the dentist to get Bluetooth.

You're so ugly, even a Snapchat filter can't fix it.

Your forehead is so big, you think in 4K.