Technology

Technology jokes

Mama

Yo mama so fat, when she talks to herself, it’s a long-distance call.

Memes

Orphan

Why does an orphan hate the internet?

Because he's always on the homepage.

Laptop

I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.

Detector

Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.

Orphan

Why can't orphans exit out of their games? They don't have a home button.

Orphan

Why can't an orphan use an Apple iPad?

Because it can't find the home button...

Orphan

Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?

There isn't any parents on Roblox.

Girlfriend

My girlfriend sent “a let’s break up text” right when I was done editing our pics.

Cousin

My cousin’s friend spelled “racist” wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousin’s friend is “Go to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.”

iPhone

What did the blond say about the new iPhone?

Krabby Patty jizz sandwich.