Technology jokes

Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands, but all of them rejected him... except Daft Punk.

Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.

"Hey, you! Why are you so serious?"

Can disabled enable dark mode?

I told this man to rev his vehicle.

Didn't know wheelchairs can't rev.

I got a PS5 for my nine-year-old sister. At the time, I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore.

I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... She died of hearing aids.

What did the blond say about the new iPhone?

Krabby Patty jizz sandwich.

Why can't an orphan build a website? Because it won't have a homepage.

My girlfriend sent “a let’s break up text” right when I was done editing our pics.

Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.

Isn't there a software company named after your dick?

Microsoft?

Why can't an orphan have an iPad?

They can't find the home button.

I ask the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.

NASA stands for... National Adult S3x Association.

Why can't an orphan use an Apple iPad?

Because it can't find the home button...

Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.

Yesterday I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home.

When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.

Remember 2000? It was scary.