Technology jokes

My phone was at 10%, and my friend said it better not shut down like Stephen Hawking.

Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands, but all of them rejected him... except Daft Punk.

Why download Fruit Ninja when you have your arm?

Yo mama's so dumb, she trips over the wireless internet.

If you scanned my thigh, it would show up as a package of Oreos on the screen.

My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.

Remember back in the day when your TV wouldn't work so you'd bang it a few times?

I tried that with my dishwasher, but unfortunately, she ended up pregnant...

What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?

There's no Jack!

What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT.

You're so ugly, even a Snapchat filter can't fix it.

I made a website about orphans.

Sadly, it doesn't have a home page.

Your mamma is so dumb, she went to the dentist to get Bluetooth.

My girlfriend sent “a let’s break up text” right when I was done editing our pics.

Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.

Your forehead is so big, you think in 4K.

I made a website for orphans, but it wouldn’t let me put a homepage.

Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app, and it just sent an ambulance to my house.

I asked my kid to give me a hand. That motherfucker cried while charging his mechanical arm.

Yo mama so stupid, she bought a solar powered flashlight.

I told this man to rev his vehicle.

Didn't know wheelchairs can't rev.