Technology jokes

Yo mama so fat, when she talks to herself, it’s a long-distance call.

Why can't an orphan build a website? Because it won't have a homepage.

Who wants to buy my new NFT?

Can disabled enable dark mode?

What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?

The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.

What did the blond say about the new iPhone?

Krabby Patty jizz sandwich.

I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... She died of hearing aids.

I got a PS5 for my nine-year-old sister. At the time, I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore.

Isn't there a software company named after your dick?

Microsoft?

I told this man to rev his vehicle.

Didn't know wheelchairs can't rev.

Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.

My girlfriend sent “a let’s break up text” right when I was done editing our pics.

My cousin’s friend spelled “racist” wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousin’s friend is “Go to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.”

Yo mama so stupid, she spoke into a letter for voicemail.

U die from robot bite.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Ur uncle. What? Is ur RBLX gf?

I tried my best using phone sex online, but the thing about it is the holes cannot fit through.

Man: Hey Siri!

Siri: Yes?

Man: I'm desperate, will you marry me?

Siri: Uh...

*phone literally explodes*

Why don't orphans have phones?

Because they have no home buttons.

Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?

There isn't any parents on Roblox.