I ask the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
Technology Jokes
Yesterday I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home.
NASA stands for... National Adult S3x Association.
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.
Why can't an orphan have an iPad?
They can't find the home button.
Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.
Why can't orphans exit out of their games? They don't have a home button.
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
Why can't an orphan use an Apple iPad?
Because it can't find the home button...
When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
My girlfriend sent “a let’s break up text” right when I was done editing our pics.
My cousin’s friend spelled “racist” wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousin’s friend is “Go to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.”
I told this man to rev his vehicle.
Didn't know wheelchairs can't rev.
Isn't there a software company named after your dick?
Microsoft?
What did the blond say about the new iPhone?
Krabby Patty jizz sandwich.
Can disabled enable dark mode?
I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... She died of hearing aids.
What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?
The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.
