Technology jokes
What can a mouse do?
He clicks.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He forgot his log on password.
Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.
She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.
What did Siri say when Stephen Hawking spoke to him... Sorry, I don't like Microsoft.
Your maw *microsoft shutting down noise*
Memes
You're so ugly, even a Snapchat filter can't fix it.
I made a website for orphans, but it wouldn’t let me put a homepage.
Yo mama so stupid, she bought a solar powered flashlight.
I made a website about orphans.
Sadly, it doesn't have a home page.
What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?
There's no Jack!
What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled away and his charger unplugged.
Stephen Hawking's death was completely accidental.
He pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep".
Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.
Your forehead is so big, you think in 4K.
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app, and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
Yo mama so fat, when she talks to herself, it’s a long-distance call.
Isn't there a software company named after your dick?
Microsoft?
My girlfriend sent “a let’s break up text” right when I was done editing our pics.
My cousin’s friend spelled “racist” wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousin’s friend is “Go to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.”