Technology jokes
Why don’t coffins have Wi-Fi?
Because they don’t want people to be so ‘connected’ while they’re trying to rest in peace.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a computer virus!
Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands, but all of them rejected him... except Daft Punk.
My phone was at 10%, and my friend said it better not shut down like Stephen Hawking.
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app, and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
Memes
Yo mama so fat, when she talks to herself, it’s a long-distance call.
I was submitting this joke, and I realized Stephen Hawking couldn't.
It had the reCAPTCHA "I'm not a robot."
Man: Hey Siri!
Siri: Yes?
Man: I'm desperate, will you marry me?
Siri: Uh...
*phone literally explodes*
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"
I ask the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
Yesterday I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home.
Why can't an orphan have an iPad?
They can't find the home button.
NASA stands for... National Adult S3x Association.
Why can't an orphan use an Apple iPad?
Because it can't find the home button...
I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.
Why can't orphans exit out of their games? They don't have a home button.
When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.
Remember 2000? It was scary.