Technology jokes
Why don’t coffins have Wi-Fi?
Because they don’t want people to be so ‘connected’ while they’re trying to rest in peace.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a computer virus!
Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands, but all of them rejected him... except Daft Punk.
My phone was at 10%, and my friend said it better not shut down like Stephen Hawking.
What did the blond say about the new iPhone?
Krabby Patty jizz sandwich.
Memes
I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... She died of hearing aids.
Can disabled enable dark mode?
Why can't an orphan build a website? Because it won't have a homepage.
Who wants to buy my new NFT?
Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.
Man: Hey Siri!
Siri: Yes?
Man: I'm desperate, will you marry me?
Siri: Uh...
*phone literally explodes*
Isn't there a software company named after your dick?
Microsoft?
My girlfriend sent “a let’s break up text” right when I was done editing our pics.
I told this man to rev his vehicle.
Didn't know wheelchairs can't rev.
I got a PS5 for my nine-year-old sister. At the time, I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore.
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
I ask the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
Yesterday I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home.
Why can't an orphan have an iPad?
They can't find the home button.
Remember 2000? It was scary.