Technology jokes

I'm doing something Stephen Hawking can't do... pressing "I'm not a robot."

Yo mama's so dumb, she trips over the wireless internet.

What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT.

Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.

My girlfriend sent “a let’s break up text” right when I was done editing our pics.

Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app, and it just sent an ambulance to my house.

Yo mama so fat, when she talks to herself, it’s a long-distance call.

Isn't there a software company named after your dick?

Microsoft?

I got a PS5 for my nine-year-old sister. At the time, I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore.

Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.

Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.

You're so ugly, even a Snapchat filter can't fix it.

I asked my kid to give me a hand. That motherfucker cried while charging his mechanical arm.

I made a website about orphans.

Sadly, it doesn't have a home page.

What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?

There's no Jack!

I made a website for orphans, but it wouldn’t let me put a homepage.

Your forehead is so big, you think in 4K.

Yo mama so stupid, she bought a solar powered flashlight.

I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... She died of hearing aids.

Why can't an orphan build a website? Because it won't have a homepage.