Why can't an orphan build a website? Because it won't have a homepage.
Technology Jokes
Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.
What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767?
A 797.
Who wants to buy my new NFT?
Why don't orphans have phones?
Because they have no home buttons.
Yo mama so stupid, she spoke into a letter for voicemail.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ur uncle. What? Is ur RBLX gf?
I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn’t have a homepage.
U die from robot bite.
Man: Hey Siri!
Siri: Yes?
Man: I'm desperate, will you marry me?
Siri: Uh...
*phone literally explodes*
Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.
Stephen Hawking's last words were the Windows closing sound.
Stephen Hawking robbed the Apple store looking for a charger.
"Hey, you! Why are you so serious?"
I tried my best using phone sex online, but the thing about it is the holes cannot fit through.
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2 Detour.
Stephen Hawking's death was completely accidental.
He pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep".
I'm a bot, so coolllll!
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
Remember back in the day when your TV wouldn't work so you'd bang it a few times?
I tried that with my dishwasher, but unfortunately, she ended up pregnant...
