Technology jokes

Two antennas met on a roof and got married.

The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was incredible.

Man: Hey Siri!

Siri: Yes?

Man: I'm desperate, will you marry me?

Siri: Uh...

*phone literally explodes*

Stephen Hawking's last words were the Windows closing sound.

Stephen Hawking robbed the Apple store looking for a charger.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Ur uncle. What? Is ur RBLX gf?

Yo mama so stupid, she spoke into a letter for voicemail.

U die from robot bite.

Why don't orphans have phones?

Because they have no home buttons.

I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... She died of hearing aids.

Why can't an orphan build a website? Because it won't have a homepage.

What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?

The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.

I told this man to rev his vehicle.

Didn't know wheelchairs can't rev.

What did the blond say about the new iPhone?

Krabby Patty jizz sandwich.

I got a PS5 for my nine-year-old sister. At the time, I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore.

Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.

Who wants to buy my new NFT?

Can disabled enable dark mode?

Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.

I ask the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.

Yesterday I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home.