Technology jokes
I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... She died of hearing aids.
What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?
The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.
Why can't an orphan build a website? Because it won't have a homepage.
Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.
What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767?
A 797.
Memes
When one just isn't enough
Who wants to buy my new NFT?
Why don't orphans have phones?
Because they have no home buttons.
Yo mama so stupid, she spoke into a letter for voicemail.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ur uncle. What? Is ur RBLX gf?
I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn’t have a homepage.
U die from robot bite.
Man: Hey Siri!
Siri: Yes?
Man: I'm desperate, will you marry me?
Siri: Uh...
*phone literally explodes*
Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.
Stephen Hawking's last words were the Windows closing sound.
Stephen Hawking robbed the Apple store looking for a charger.
"Hey, you! Why are you so serious?"
I tried my best using phone sex online, but the thing about it is the holes cannot fit through.
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2 Detour.
Stephen Hawking's death was completely accidental.
He pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep".
I'm a bot, so coolllll!