Technology jokes
My girlfriend sent “a let’s break up text” right when I was done editing our pics.
Isn't there a software company named after your dick?
Microsoft?
I got a PS5 for my nine-year-old sister. At the time, I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore.
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
I told this man to rev his vehicle.
Didn't know wheelchairs can't rev.
I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.
Remember 2000? It was scary.
I ask the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
NASA stands for... National Adult S3x Association.
Why can't an orphan have an iPad?
They can't find the home button.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"
Why can't an orphan use an Apple iPad?
Because it can't find the home button...
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
Why can't orphans exit out of their games? They don't have a home button.
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.
When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
Stephen Hawking's death was completely accidental.
He pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep".
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled away and his charger unplugged.