Technology jokes

I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.

Stephen Hawking's last words were the Windows closing sound.

Stephen Hawking robbed the Apple store looking for a charger.

Why can't orphans exit out of their games? They don't have a home button.

What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?

Stephen Hawking.

Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?

There isn't any parents on Roblox.

Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?

"No computers allowed on the test!"

NASA stands for... National Adult S3x Association.

Why can't an orphan use an Apple iPad?

Because it can't find the home button...

Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.

When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.

Why does an orphan hate the internet?

Because he's always on the homepage.

U die from robot bite.

Why don't orphans have phones?

Because they have no home buttons.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Ur uncle. What? Is ur RBLX gf?

Yo mama so stupid, she spoke into a letter for voicemail.

Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.

I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn’t have a homepage.

I tried my best using phone sex online, but the thing about it is the holes cannot fit through.

Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?

What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?