Technology jokes

I got a PS5 for my nine-year-old sister. At the time, I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore.

Can disabled enable dark mode?

Isn't there a software company named after your dick?

Microsoft?

What did the blond say about the new iPhone?

Krabby Patty jizz sandwich.

Why can't an orphan build a website? Because it won't have a homepage.

Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.

How did Steven Hawking die?

He forgot his log on password.

Your maw *microsoft shutting down noise*

Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.

She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.

How did Stephen Hawking die?

Windows didn’t update in time.

An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"

Two antennas met on a roof and got married.

The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was incredible.

Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.

Remember 2000? It was scary.

I'm doing something Stephen Hawking can't do... pressing "I'm not a robot."

Who wants to buy my new NFT?

I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... She died of hearing aids.

What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?

Stephen Hawking.

Stephen Hawking's last words were the Windows closing sound.

Stephen Hawking robbed the Apple store looking for a charger.