Technology jokes
The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"
Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."
Wanna see a joke? Open the front-facing camera.
My AI assistant told me it wanted to go deeper...
...into the algorithm. I misunderstood. Now I’m banned from the lab.
If I'm the night guard at the Samsung store, does that make me a guardian of the galaxy?
What is missing when an orphan buys a laptop?
The home screen.
Why do orphans want a phone so bad?
Because it has a home button.
Why can orphans type? Because they can’t find the home row.
Yo forehead so big you think in HD.
What was the last thing Stephen Hawking said before he died?
"Windows Shut Down."
Your mom's so fat, the photo from last Christmas is still printing!
What is the difference between shroud and a shroud imposter?
Shroud uses reddit, and the imposter uses WJE.
Reddit king and q, I really dgaf what you say, you guys are practically obsessed with me cuz ur leaving hate comments on almost all my jokes, so stop. You're obviously gonna look bad if you just insult meh jokes.
If you guys dont like my jokes, you can just dislike and not leave a comment, ok?
What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco.
Don’t fart in an Apple Store.
It has no Windows.
How is Stephen Hawking so smart? He uploads it to his software.
Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Someone who was working in the tower must've put their phone on plane mode.
I walked out of the electronic store and saw a midget carrying a big screen TV all by himself. He looked like he needed a hand, so I offered to help.
He said, "This is not a big screen TV, it's a Kindle!!"
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost internet connection.
What is wrong with the orphan website? It doesn't have a homepage.
What do you call a bored robot?
A “sigh”-borg.