Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
Why don’t they let Stephen Hawking have other electronics around him? Because he will sound staticky.
When I went to heaven, I saw Steven Hawking standing there. I asked why he isn’t in heaven yet. He said there are stairs.
I didn’t know Stephen Hawking died. Oh god, it must have been when I disconnected the Wi-Fi!
I played Kobe Bryant on 2k14, but my console somehow kept crashing.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To be wanted.
Why do orphanages give out free phones?
So you can press the home button.
I asked Siri why I am still single; she showed me a pic of my mom riding on my dick!
What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?
They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.
Girlfriend: you remind me of a cellphone
Ex Boyfriend: how and why?
Girlfriend: Because your about to die
What Runs Faster Than Stephen Hawking In His Wheel Chair. His Internet
What is an astronaut's favorite part of a keyboard?
The SPACE BAR!
ENTER PASSWORD.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
RESET PASSWORD.
NEW PASSWORD CAN'T BE OLD PASSWORD.
Sets fire to computer.
Why did Spider-Man decide to buy a laptop?
So that he could design his own “website.”
What kind of mask are you wearing?
An Elon Musk!
what's the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer?
i don't know I have both
Why did Billy kill himself with a TV remote?
He wasn't even REMOTELY close to being happy.
My brother finally got his driver's license, so he took our new car out for a spin.
At least now I can have his phone he left.
Most annoying thing...
When we send something in WhatsApp thinking our friend is online but can only see two grey ticks...
Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes into a bank, they turn off the cameras.
