Technology jokes
Grandma: You guy's generation is on too much technology.
Kid: Well, you're the ones that raised us.
Other family members: ...
Can we go back to 2001?
I bet it was more fun back then.
What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.
What did I do with the internet?
Your forehead is so big I could use it to get free TV.
When one just isn't enough
My Mum texted me she had lost her phone.
Can [I] ask your sister how you are going for Christmas? And [to clarify,] I have internet.
Knock knock.
Who's there? Discord server.
Discord server who?
This server is dead, bye bitches, I got better things to do than watch you sit here and type like a sloth.
You must have a good power supply, because you're easy to turn on!
I started a band called 1023 megabytes. We still haven't gotten a gig.
How do you knockout an unorthodox blue tooth?
You get a good connection.
Why do orphans use iPhone X's?
Because they can't find home.
What do you call a devil texting you? Travelers on the way. 😈🤣
Why can’t orphans pick up their phone after school?
Because they need their parents to go pick it up.
What happened to the alligator when he held a GPS?
He became a navigator.
Steve Jobs would've been a better president than Trump...
But I guess comparing apples to oranges is unfair.
I made a website for orphans.
Silly me, I forgot the home page.
New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they don’t need a home button.
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it doesn't have a home page.
Yo mama so fat, she needs 17 iPhones to take a selfie.