Technology jokes
What's the difference between an iPhone and an orphan?
One has a home.
I was asked to design a website for an orphanage, so I decided to design it without the home page.
There was once a boy who took a selfie, and the next day became an orphan.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost WiFi connection.
If anyone ever makes a time machine, please make a bunker for Hitler/the Nazis and send them to 2050. I want to see who would die first, future us or them.
I don't know what an HD is, but my doctor says I have 80 of 'em'.
I've decided that from January 1st, I'm only going to watch things that are 4K and above.
It's my New Year's resolution.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ur uncle. What? Is ur RBLX gf?
Mother, father, and a son. Father purchased a robot that can detect lies. The robot slaps when you lie.
During dinner time: Father: Son, what have you done today? Son: I watched Netflix, Dad. Robot: Stood up and slapped the son! Son: Okay! Okay! I watched porn, Dad. Dad: What? You watched porn? You are only 14! I never knew porn till I was 18 years of age. Robot: Stood up and slapped the Dad! Mother: started to laugh and said, "Sure he is your son!" Robot: Stood up and slapped the mother!
Why can orphans only have iPhone 13s?
Because there is no home button.
You must have a good power supply, because you're easy to turn on!
Where does Stephen Hawking get his computer fixed?
At PC World.
Was invited to the inauguration of an I-pad.
We were all ready to begin the event. I was supposed to cut the ribbons, but before I could do that, Penaldo jumped outta nowhere and shouted, "I DON'T WANT I-PAD, I ONLY WANT TO STATPAD!"
Shame on Penaldo for ruining the event! 😡
Why does Stephen Hawking always say he's got so many bitches?
Because he is never around Siri.
Why can orphans only have iPhones 14s? Because they can't have a home button.
"Dumbest7" is my Xbox account. Hit me up.
If you're ever bored, pee on an android. Apple is better!
Why do orphans like the iPhone 12 Pro?
Because there is no home button.
Stephen Hawking went bankrupt after he found out somebody in his house was costing him way too much money on electricity bills.
He just couldn’t figure out who.
One night my brother asked me, "Am I a pro gamer?" I said, "No, you're not a Pro-grammer."