Technology jokes
Why can’t orphans pick up their phone after school?
Because they need their parents to go pick it up.
How do you knockout an unorthodox blue tooth?
You get a good connection.
Why do orphans use iPhone X's?
Because they can't find home.
You must have a good power supply, because you're easy to turn on!
Knock knock.
Who's there? Discord server.
Discord server who?
This server is dead, bye bitches, I got better things to do than watch you sit here and type like a sloth.
Memes
I started a band called 1023 megabytes. We still haven't gotten a gig.
So many bots commenting so fúcking fix it!
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
A guy who just got robbed says, "I've been hacked, and the hacker ransomware!"
Why do orphans suck at web design?
They don’t know what a home page is.
To stop my password from getting hacked, I changed it to something difficult to crack: "StrongBrazilianNut111".
How did the orphan operate the phone? He didn't. He didn't understand the homepage.
Why did I give an orphan the iPhone X?
Because it is the first one without a home button.
What do you call a crippled terrorist?
An RC-XD.
Why did the cellphone get glasses? Because it lost its contacts!
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?
His wheelchair always backs him up.
What did Google Translate say to Siri?
"Why are you so Siri-ous?"
If anyone ever makes a time machine, please make a bunker for Hitler/the Nazis and send them to 2050. I want to see who would die first, future us or them.
My girlfriend left a note on the TV saying, "This isn't working!" I don't know what she's talking about, the TV works perfectly fine.
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids.