Technology jokes

Are you a Samsung Galaxy Note 7? Because I want to explode in you!

Hi, I did not get your email address. I sent you a...

When Jim was playing on his phone, my grandfather told him, "You use way too much technology!" Jim then said, "No, YOU use too much technology!" and then Jim disconnected his grandfather’s life support.

What does a shark and a computer have in common?

They both have megabytes.

The orphanage was open in apps, but I didn’t see the home button.

Yesterday I asked an emo girl if she's jealous when her phone dies.

How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost internet connection.

What is your name in my phone?

I love your house. I have been in your art for.

So I'm the cable guy around the neighborhood, and I do everybody's cable. So I walked into this one house, and I noticed a little kid and the mom was upstairs. I was asking where her mom was, and she wasn't answering, and it looked like something was wrong, so I asked if anything was wrong. She didn't answer, so I kind of raised my voice at her, but she still didn't answer, and then I realized the hearing aid in her ear.

Where do you take Stephen Hawking: to the hospital, or PC World?

Carrie Underwood and ChatGPT are not the same. ChatGPT is able to create a soul.

Me: Are you an orphan?

Orphan: Yes, how did you know and what gave me away?

Me: Where's your parents?

Orphan: They died and I have a phone, why?

Me: Because it has a home button.

So, every time I walk in the door, my kid shuts his laptop. So, I check his history. It was good, but my wife checked mine, and she didn't say the same. The words I heard were, "Get out!"

My father said I'm too reliant on technology.

I called him a hypocrite, and unplugged his life support.

What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system?

Motherboard.

When you're working in the Twin Towers, but you have to turn your computer to airplane mode.

Guess why Stephen died?? Because his wife forgot to put him on charge at night.

Stephen's not dead; his WiFi is slow.

Stephen Hawking's death was because he lost WiFi connection.

How is Stephen Hawking so smart? He uploads it to his software.