Technology jokes
What do you call a devil texting you? Travelers on the way. 😈🤣
I started a band called 1023 megabytes. We still haven't gotten a gig.
How do you knockout an unorthodox blue tooth?
You get a good connection.
So many bots commenting so fúcking fix it!
You are so adopted that you don't have a home button on Google Maps.
Memes
What did Stephen Hawking see before he died?
The blue screen of death.
Why can't orphans play on a computer?
'Cause they have no motherboard.
What’s faster than a black guy with the TV?
His little brother with the console.
Why did the cellphone get glasses? Because it lost its contacts!
Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish."
Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."
What do you call a nun on a bike?
Virgin Mobile.
Are you a keyboard, because I wanna tap you all night long.
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support Windows.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button!
Why did I give an orphan the iPhone X?
Because it is the first one without a home button.
Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈
What's the difference between a dead person and a walkie-talkie?
A dead person does not walkie or talkie.
How did the digital clock show off to its mother?
Look, Ma, no hands!
What has two wings and an arrow?
The Chinese telephone, wing wing, arrow.
I made a website about orphans.
It didn’t have a homepage though.