Technology jokes
How do you knockout an unorthodox blue tooth?
You get a good connection.
Why do orphans use iPhone X's?
Because they can't find home.
You must have a good power supply, because you're easy to turn on!
Knock knock.
Who's there? Discord server.
Discord server who?
This server is dead, bye bitches, I got better things to do than watch you sit here and type like a sloth.
I started a band called 1023 megabytes. We still haven't gotten a gig.
Memes
Me and my friend 2 hours ago
So many bots commenting so fúcking fix it!
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
A guy who just got robbed says, "I've been hacked, and the hacker ransomware!"
Why do orphans suck at web design?
They don’t know what a home page is.
To stop my password from getting hacked, I changed it to something difficult to crack: "StrongBrazilianNut111".
How did the orphan operate the phone? He didn't. He didn't understand the homepage.
Why did I give an orphan the iPhone X?
Because it is the first one without a home button.
What do you call a crippled terrorist?
An RC-XD.
Why did the cellphone get glasses? Because it lost its contacts!
What did Google Translate say to Siri?
"Why are you so Siri-ous?"
If anyone ever makes a time machine, please make a bunker for Hitler/the Nazis and send them to 2050. I want to see who would die first, future us or them.
My girlfriend left a note on the TV saying, "This isn't working!" I don't know what she's talking about, the TV works perfectly fine.
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids.
Why can't Asian people use a telephone?
Because they might wing the wrong number.
Scientists make skyscrapers and airplanes.
Religion crashes them.