Technology jokes
Me: I know how to use a microwave!
Also me: Mom! The microwave is on fire!
The Titanic, just like my phone, IT JUST WON'T SYNC.
Edit: Never mind, it started to sync...
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
Don’t have phone sex without protection, you might get hearing aids!
What do you call a flying octopus?
An octocopter! 🚁
Why couldn't the orphan use his iPhone 6?
He couldn't find the home button.
Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging. Think the opening line goes something like, “They see me rolling, they hating.”
I don't know why everyone cares so much about 3D printers. I've had a Canon printer for years.
I made a website for orphans.
There’s no homepage.
I made an AR that shoots boo boo bullets. It does poison time 10x damage. You have a very good chance of getting STD. Very good AR. Going for 100,000. Email: EatandDrinkbouls@gmail.com
What do crows get after they buy a phone?
A cawing card.
Video games don't make people violent, lag does.
Why are birds good at social media?
Because they "tweet" all the time!?
If my phone battery lasted as long as my relationship, I would never be able to play on my phone.
I made a website for orphans.
Silly me, I forgot the home page.
Uber driver: .........
Me: .........
Uber driver: .........
Me: 5 stars.
Where do you take Stephen Hawking when he dies?
The Apple repair store.
What do you call security guards working outside of Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy. 🌌
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT?
Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!