Technology jokes
What's the difference between a dead person and a walkie-talkie?
A dead person does not walkie or talkie.
What’s faster than a black guy with the TV?
His little brother with the console.
Are you a keyboard, because I wanna tap you all night long.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button!
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support Windows.
Why did the cellphone get glasses? Because it lost its contacts!
Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈
I made a website for orphans.
Silly me, I forgot the home page.
You are so adopted that you don't have a home button on Google Maps.
What happened to the alligator when he held a GPS?
He became a navigator.
You must have a good power supply, because you're easy to turn on!
Knock knock.
Who's there? Discord server.
Discord server who?
This server is dead, bye bitches, I got better things to do than watch you sit here and type like a sloth.
I started a band called 1023 megabytes. We still haven't gotten a gig.
Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish."
Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."
What do you call a nun on a bike?
Virgin Mobile.
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
I made a website about orphans.
It didn’t have a homepage though.
Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
My girlfriend called me a "bot" in Fortnite, so I called her "sandwich maker 3000."