Technology jokes
What did Stephen Hawking's computer say when he died?
"ERROR"
Slade must be WiFi... because I’m not feeling a CONNECTION.
Stephen Hawking:
Q: Who Made Stephen Hawkins' Wheel Chair?
A:) Tesla
Apparently, rich people have the smallest penises. It makes sense why Bill Gates called it "MicroSoft."
Did you try the digital egg padlock? Because it is very easy to crack the code.
What do kids play when they can't play with a phone?
Bored games.
What happens when you search nudes on my phone?
Nothing, I don't have any.
So, the sea is on a computer but doesn't know how to search, so the computer said to the sea, "Search!"
Do you get it? SEArch.
My grandad said I'm too reliant on technology, so I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
So I walked into my bathroom to clean some stuff, and no one ever told me you can't put phones in the bathtub!
What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+Delete.
Mommy is a YouTuber, she can never spend time with me.
My grandpa asked me to pass him his phone, but I passed him a calculator. He couldn't tell the difference.
What kind of music do wind turbines like?
They are big, heavy metal fans!
What happened when the fire used Tinder?
He luckily got a lot of matches.
What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"
Video games don't make people violent, lag does.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a refrigerator?
The fridge actually runs.
I'm not racist, I have a colored TV.
What do you call my IP? 74.125.224.72 hahahahahahahahaha