Technology jokes
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it doesn't have a home page.
Your forehead is so big I could use it to get free TV.
My Mum texted me she had lost her phone.
Knock knock.
Who's there? Discord server.
Discord server who?
This server is dead, bye bitches, I got better things to do than watch you sit here and type like a sloth.
Why does a robot malfunction when they get sad?
Because they have a break down.
What did I do with the internet?
Why can’t orphans pick up their phone after school?
Because they need their parents to go pick it up.
Can [I] ask your sister how you are going for Christmas? And [to clarify,] I have internet.
You must have a good power supply, because you're easy to turn on!
What do you call a devil texting you? Travelers on the way. 😈🤣
Why do orphans use iPhone X's?
Because they can't find home.
So many bots commenting so fúcking fix it!
How do you knockout an unorthodox blue tooth?
You get a good connection.
I started a band called 1023 megabytes. We still haven't gotten a gig.
You ever try sexting with AI? Every time I type “I’m coming,” it replies, “Coming where? Need directions?”
Dad: If you study, then I will buy you a new iPhone.
Son: Okay, I'll do it!
5 hours later...
Son: I'm done!
Dad: I lied.
Son: So did I!
What has two wings and an arrow?
The Chinese telephone, wing wing, arrow.
Scientists make skyscrapers and airplanes.
Religion crashes them.
What’s missing from an orphan's iPad?
The home button.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Instagram was a weed delivery service.