Technology jokes
Apple tried to make a car, but it had no windows ;)
Yesterday I asked an emo girl if she's jealous when her phone dies.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-kart.
What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.
You must have a good power supply, because you're easy to turn on!
How does a tree access the internet?
By logging in and branching out!
My Mum texted me she had lost her phone.
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it doesn't have a home page.
Your forehead is so big I could use it to get free TV.
Me: Dad, my phone is broken.
Dad: How?
Me: I clicked the home button, but I'm still at school.
Dad: Stupid.
Can [I] ask your sister how you are going for Christmas? And [to clarify,] I have internet.
What did I do with the internet?
Why does a robot malfunction when they get sad?
Because they have a break down.
Knock knock.
Who's there? Discord server.
Discord server who?
This server is dead, bye bitches, I got better things to do than watch you sit here and type like a sloth.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What’s missing from an orphan's iPad?
The home button.
Scientists make skyscrapers and airplanes.
Religion crashes them.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem.
What did Google Translate say to Siri?
"Why are you so Siri-ous?"
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His core i5 Overheated. XD