Technology jokes

Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈

Why can't orphans play on a computer?

'Cause they have no motherboard.

Why do orphans suck at web design?

They don’t know what a home page is.

A guy who just got robbed says, "I've been hacked, and the hacker ransomware!"

What did Stephen Hawking see before he died?

The blue screen of death.

I asked my kid to give me a hand. That motherfucker cried while charging his mechanical arm.

How do you knockout an unorthodox blue tooth?

You get a good connection.

I started a band called 1023 megabytes. We still haven't gotten a gig.

What happened to the alligator when he held a GPS?

He became a navigator.

What do you call a crippled terrorist?

An RC-XD.

What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?

Light mode.

Why did the cellphone get glasses? Because it lost its contacts!

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Instagram was a weed delivery service.

If anyone ever makes a time machine, please make a bunker for Hitler/the Nazis and send them to 2050. I want to see who would die first, future us or them.

My girlfriend left a note on the TV saying, "This isn't working!" I don't know what she's talking about, the TV works perfectly fine.

I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.

I made Google Earth for orphan kids.

Sadly, it does not show where home is.

Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?

I made a website about orphans.

It didn’t have a homepage though.

Yo mama so fat that she doesn't need the internet, she is worldwide.