Technology jokes
Yo mama so dumb, when the doctor told her she had coronavirus, she bought a new laptop.
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2 Detour.
What do astronauts eat off of? A satellite dish.
When I got to school, they gave me an Acer laptop, so I went up to the teacher and aced her.
Stephen Hawking got an engine swap with a Nissan 350Z, and they said his wheelchair wasn't street legal :/
I made a website for orphans the other day... it doesn’t have a home page.
The other day my computer crashed. Luckily, there were no injuries.
1950: In the future there will be flying cars.
2018: Pewdiepie shuts down Shane Dawson.
What’s the difference between the way you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we look through.
Did you hear he died of a virus? A computer virus.
Who eats sleeping? A robot.
Why do orphans have an iPhone 10?
Because it doesn't have a joke button.
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both don’t work.
What operating system do Indian scammers use?
"Window licker XP."
What will Donald Trump build in our devices?
A firewall.
I made a website about orphans.
Sadly, it doesn't have a home page.
My girlfriend called me a "bot" in Fortnite, so I called her "sandwich maker 3000."
What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife leave him? She was sick of buying triple A batteries.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought NASA is a gaming program!