Technology jokes
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
Emos get jealous when their phone dies.
I was going to post a Kobe Briant joke, but the site crashed.
Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him, "Your life is ruined!" So Jim took a picture of her, and the next thing you know, he said, "Now my phone is ruined!"
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
Sad so sad
Why doesn't the orphan's phone have a homepage, being it doesn't have a home?
Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X?
"It has no home button."
Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!
Yo, if Russia comes to the USA, just know their reboot cards don't expire.
Grandma isn’t responding. Close app, wait, cancel.
Which do you choose?
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
"Batteries, batteries, who the batteries in your remotes and everything else you got in your house is turned upside down?"
Knock knock. Who's there? Beep boop S.t.e.p.h.e.n beep boop H.a.w.k.i.n.g.
When I got to school, they gave me an Acer laptop, so I went up to the teacher and aced her.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
When does an emo get jealous at a phone?
When it dies.
How on God's green earth does my boyfriend have a phone?
JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU'LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.
Why do orphans want a phone so bad?
Because it has a home button.
The Lenovo computers at school stopped working.
They had to call an archeologist.
I make phones for orphans. Sadly, it has no home button.