Technology jokes
Who is Stephen Hawking's wife?
The American Siri.
Why did God make men?
Because you can't teach a vibrator how to mow the lawn...
If you are a robot, you cannot talk.
When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.
Yo, if Russia comes to the USA, just know their reboot cards don't expire.
The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.
Now touring: Stephen Hawking unplugged.
What can a mouse do?
He clicks.
If you think vanilla and chocolate ice cream is just light and dark mode.
I was being interviewed by Elon Musk. He asked, "Where are you from?" and I said Portugal. He replied, "So you are a fellow countryman of a Pen merchant whose freekick ball broke my rover on Mars. Get out!!" Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Penaldo, for costing me my dream job!
Why can orphans have a phone? Because they can find the home button.
Where did the software developer go?
I don’t know, he ransomware!
What did the computer say when it was tired of the user?
Kiss my ASCII!
Okay, I love reading Freshfry's conversations with random people. I love the ones where he has a full blown talking battle. I personally like reading them and I love reading them on my Chromebook while I play Call of Duty and Fortnite on my Xbox.
If you guys out there like reading Freshfry's conversations with random people, just comment and tell me. Talk to you guys later, watersharky out.
You're so skinny, you could travel through a fax!
Why was Stephen Hawking's wife mad at him?
She caught him having an affair with his shoulder.
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, "Not now."
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to update to Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.
I can't find out where Stephen Hawking is from, I just can't place his accent.
Are you a keyboard? Cause you're my type.