Technology jokes

What were the webs?

Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.

I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.

You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!

Yo mama so stupid, she ate the Apple phone you gave her.

You are like a software update. Whenever I see you, I immediately think, "Not now."

If you think vanilla and chocolate ice cream is just light and dark mode.

Yo mum's so dumb, she went to the library to find Facebook.

I made a website for an orphan.

It had no homepage.

Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.

What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco.

I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.

Except it had no home button.

What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.

Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"

I was going to post a Kobe Briant joke, but the site crashed.

What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?

Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.

What is the difference between Twitter and this website?

There's no difference.

The emo girl got jealous that her phone died and not her.

What is wrong with the orphan website? It doesn't have a homepage.

Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said... "Error!"