Technology jokes

Hey Siri, skip to Friday!

Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.

So I was just chilling in the World Trade Center, and I got airplane Wi-Fi. I wonder why....

If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.

POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.

Hey Siri, what’s in my bank account?

You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, you’re so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! You’re so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! You’re so ugly that-

(Destroys phone cutely)

What do orphans not see on a controller?

The home button.

Facial detection? More like racial detection.

I'd make a joke about epilepsy, but the computer started flashing.

I made a website about orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.

I wanted to play Fruit Ninja, but remembered I don’t have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm!

What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Tesla?

I don’t have a Tesla in my garage.

What's the difference between a pregnant one and a light bulb?

One you can unscrew.

I'm making a website for orphans. [I] won't add the home page.

What did the calculator say to his friends? “You can count on me!”

What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.

What is the difference between Twitter and this website?

There's no difference.

You go h dichotomy lol what do you want to what what’s the name for the address for sure what’s what I name it says I name it lol I don’t o I have to get r CB n nu set set e Okay okay I’ll be at my place.

What does an orphan call a family photo taking a selfie?

Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"