Technology jokes

The emo girl got jealous that her phone died and not her.

What does an orphan call a family photo taking a selfie?

What does a website have that an orphan doesn't? A home.

It was just a big hunter killer drone.

You go h dichotomy lol what do you want to what what’s the name for the address for sure what’s what I name it says I name it lol I don’t o I have to get r CB n nu set set e Okay okay I’ll be at my place.

Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"

Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.

I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.

What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.

Emos get jealous when their phone dies.

I was going to post a Kobe Briant joke, but the site crashed.

Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him, "Your life is ruined!" So Jim took a picture of her, and the next thing you know, he said, "Now my phone is ruined!"

Why do orphans not like laptops?...

They don't have a homepage.

Why doesn't the orphan's phone have a homepage, being it doesn't have a home?

Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X?

"It has no home button."

Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?

THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!

Yo, if Russia comes to the USA, just know their reboot cards don't expire.

Grandma isn’t responding. Close app, wait, cancel.

Which do you choose?

Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?

Kid: I don't know why.

Man: Because they have a family plan.

Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.

"Batteries, batteries, who the batteries in your remotes and everything else you got in your house is turned upside down?"

Knock knock. Who's there? Beep boop S.t.e.p.h.e.n beep boop H.a.w.k.i.n.g.