Technology jokes
Stephen Hawking drove too far from the wall and unplugged.
He also forgot to pay the power bill.
If you replaced the boss in Portal with a boy, you would hear Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking: like a cross between Nikola Tesla and... a Tesla.
My PC.
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?
His wheelchair always backs him up.
Cyber Monday
I also got mine replaced, hehe, I have a special surprised for you UwU
My mom told me to unplug all the electronics, so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
Why did the cellphone get glasses? Because it lost its contacts!
My girlfriend sent “a let’s break up text” right when I was done editing our pics.
Science flies you to the moon, while religion flies you into two towers.
You know when you sign up for something and it says "I'm not a robot"? I guess he never had the chance to tick that.
Add me on XBOX! Chalkyfrog11
Where did the software developer go?
I don’t know, he ransomware!
Yo mama is so stupid, when she saw on her computer it said "You have 3 cookies," she broke it.
Girlfriend: You remind me of a cellphone.
Ex-Boyfriend: How and why?
Girlfriend: Because you're about to die!
For all the Harry Potter fans:
A VPN is occlumency for smart devices, and our ISP is a legilimens.
I made a website for orphans. It doesn't have a homepage.
What do you call a bee that lives in America? A USB.
People in 1 Ad: I bet we will have the best technology ever in 2023.
2023: GO BACK NOW! THERE'S 50 THOUSAND GENDERS, DUMB GEN Z, TIK TOK, WE NEED JESUS!
I got a PS5 for my nine-year-old sister. At the time, I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore.
AR-15: Who are you?
Musket: I'm you, but from another timeline.