Technology jokes
Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!
Facial detection? More like racial detection.
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?
Because she can listen to call music.
WJE Discord Server coming tomorrow!
What game console do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!
Memes
What do phones and orphans have in common?
They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)
Why do orphans hate iPhones? Because they have a home button.
Yo, if Russia comes to the USA, just know their reboot cards don't expire.
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
Why doesn't the orphan's phone have a homepage, being it doesn't have a home?
Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him, "Your life is ruined!" So Jim took a picture of her, and the next thing you know, he said, "Now my phone is ruined!"
When does an emo get jealous at a phone?
When it dies.
"Batteries, batteries, who the batteries in your remotes and everything else you got in your house is turned upside down?"
Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X?
"It has no home button."
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
I am so depressed! I get jealous when my phone dies.
What did the calculator say to his friends? “You can count on me!”
Steven Hawking was so excited for Christmas till he realized he got socks.
What were the webs?
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.
I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.