Technology jokes

I have to file a complaint against Spotify because I didn’t see you on my hot singles last week.

*gets hit by a car*

Passerby: "ARE YOU OKAY?"

Me: "Please...I need my...phone."

*opens twitter*

Me: "LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT"

Today, I asked my phone "Siri" why am I still single, and it activated the front camera.

I am so depressed! I get jealous when my phone dies.

Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...

On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).

I said to the emo girl, "She gets jealous every time her phone dies."

What did the calculator say to his friends? “You can count on me!”

What were the webs?

Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.

I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.

What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.

Emos get jealous when their phone dies.

You go h dichotomy lol what do you want to what what’s the name for the address for sure what’s what I name it says I name it lol I don’t o I have to get r CB n nu set set e Okay okay I’ll be at my place.

What does an orphan call a family photo taking a selfie?

Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"

What does a website have that an orphan doesn't? A home.

Steven Hawking was so excited for Christmas till he realized he got socks.

What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? "HDMI."

What game console do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!

What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Tesla?

I don’t have a Tesla in my garage.

What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?

This car in RC-XD.