Technology jokes

Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"

What does a website have that an orphan doesn't? A home.

Steven Hawking was so excited for Christmas till he realized he got socks.

What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? "HDMI."

What game console do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!

What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Tesla?

I don’t have a Tesla in my garage.

What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?

This car in RC-XD.

WJE Discord Server coming tomorrow!

What do phones and orphans have in common?

They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)

Why do orphans hate iPhones? Because they have a home button.

What do orphans not see on a controller?

The home button.

What type of pictures do orphans take?

Selfies.

How on God's green earth does my boyfriend have a phone?

JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU'LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.

I was going to post a Kobe Briant joke, but the site crashed.

What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco.

What is wrong with the orphan website? It doesn't have a homepage.

I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.

Except it had no home button.

Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said... "Error!"

If you think vanilla and chocolate ice cream is just light and dark mode.

What do you call a nerd in space?

A space nerd.