Technology jokes

What’s the difference between video games and my dad?

My dad doesn’t beat me.

It was just a big hunter killer drone.

I said to the emo girl, "She gets jealous every time her phone dies."

What were the webs?

Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.

I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.

Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"

What did the calculator say to his friends? “You can count on me!”

Steven Hawking was so excited for Christmas till he realized he got socks.

I made a website for an orphan.

It had no homepage.

Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.

What is wrong with the orphan website? It doesn't have a homepage.

The emo girl got jealous that her phone died and not her.

Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...

On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).

Yo mum's so dumb, she went to the library to find Facebook.

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.

What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.

What is the difference between Twitter and this website?

There's no difference.

What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco.

I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.

Except it had no home button.

Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said... "Error!"