Technology jokes
Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.
What do you call Stephen Hawking's wife? Siri.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?
Because she can listen to call music.
New Teslas don't come with a new car smell; they come with an Elon Musk.
Why can orphans only have iPhones 14s? Because they can't have a home button.
He went too far away from the wall, and he got unplugged.
Talk to me if you are online.
What is a computer's favorite snack? Cookies!
The reason Stephen Hawkings died is probably because he fell off his wheelchair, and he must've pressed shut down by accident.
Why can orphans only have iPhone 13s?
Because there is no home button.
What's an alien's favorite computer key?
The space bar!
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
Your mama is so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
To be brutally honest, I think his wife let him die for money, because they could just plug him back in. Surely they have an Android cable about?
What feature does an orphan's phone not have?
A home button.
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
Mother, father, and a son. Father purchased a robot that can detect lies. The robot slaps when you lie.
During dinner time: Father: Son, what have you done today? Son: I watched Netflix, Dad. Robot: Stood up and slapped the son! Son: Okay! Okay! I watched porn, Dad. Dad: What? You watched porn? You are only 14! I never knew porn till I was 18 years of age. Robot: Stood up and slapped the Dad! Mother: Started to laugh and said "Sure he is your son!" Robot: Stood up and slapped the mother!
Hehe
What is the difference between an orphan and a TV?
One has more channels.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer.
I saw it through my telescope last night.