Technology jokes
How did Stephen Hawking die?
There was a power outage.
What's the difference between a blonde and your computer?
You don't want your computer to go down on you.
Why don't Japanese people like iPhones?
Because they are afraid of American airdrops.
Why did the computer go to bed?
It needed to crash.
I'm going to start taking confetti with me to therapy so when my therapist asks me, "How are you?" I can say "sad" and toss the confetti everywhere. It'll be like a real-life iMessage!
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Why did Stephen Hawking's wife get annoyed with him?
He had an affair with Alexa.
Grandma: You guy's generation is on too much technology.
Kid: Well, you're the ones that raised us.
Other family members: ...
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
Me: Mrs., can I read my book?
Teacher: Sure.
Me: *watching my Chromebook*
What kind of pictures do turtles take?
Shelfies.
I bought an orphan iPhone 8 Plus and he said he doesn't want it 'cause it didn't have a HOME button.
Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him, "Your life is ruined!" So Jim took a picture of her, and the next thing you know, he said, "Now my phone is ruined!"
What is the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani primary school?
I don't know... I just fly the drone.
Why can't an orphan have a website?
... No homepage.
I hope every time you watch YouTube, you get 30 second unskippable ads!
What is a fruit's favorite way to call someone?
WhatsApple.
Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?
Someone turned off flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
Boo Boo Doo.
What do kids play when they can't play with a phone?
Bored games.
What did the calculator say to his friends? “You can count on me!”