Technology jokes
Why can't orphans be in charge of making web pages?
Because they can't add a home page.
Stephen Hawking tried to charge his phone and unplugged his life support.
What do Ethiopian people have better than Australians?
Internet.
What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone?
A booty call.
Hatsune Miku is not from an anime.
I started a band called 1023 megabytes. We still haven't gotten a gig.
Who needs storage on a computer? Just use an Asian's brain.
Why did God make men?
Because you can't teach a vibrator how to mow the lawn...
What did the cell phone say to his wife?
"I will give you a ring."
Why did the ACLU block the cellphone number of a Christian nationalist minister? Because the Christian nationalist had a virus on his cellphone and kept calling the ACLU because he wanted to join the ACLU because he wanted to become a card-carrying member of the ACLU.
Stephen Hawking's death was because he lost WiFi connection.
Why did Stephan Hawking not turn up to the meeting?
His internet connection ran out.
How do prisoners call each other? Cell phones.
Error code 404. "Will to live" not found.
Smileandtalk.exe has stopped working.
Yo mama so stupid that, when she heard about cookies on the internet, she ate her computer.
How can you tell if a heterosexual man has been using the computer?
There is sperm on the computer screen.
I bet emo kids are jealous when their phone dies.
Why is there no phone in China?
Too many wings, too many wongs; might wing wrong number.
Did you hear about the new German microwave? It has ten seats in it.
I'm just like my LEDs, I'm meant to be hung.