What does a website have that an orphan doesn't? A home.
Technology Jokes
You go h dichotomy lol what do you want to what what’s the name for the address for sure what’s what I name it says I name it lol I don’t o I have to get r CB n nu set set e Okay okay I’ll be at my place.
What does an orphan call a family photo taking a selfie?
Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"
Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?
Someone turned off flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco.
An apple and an emo are at the top of a tree, they both fall at the same time.
Who hit the ground first?
The apple won because the emo had forgotten to connect the internet.
I made a website for an orphan.
It had no homepage.
Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.
Your mum's so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
I'm not a robot, but orphans are.
I was going to post a Kobe Briant joke, but the site crashed.
What is the difference between an orphan and a phone?
A phone has a home button.
How do you scare a lot of people in New York?
Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."
The Lenovo computers at school stopped working.
They had to call an archeologist.
WJE Discord Server coming tomorrow!
What game console do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!
How on God's green earth does my boyfriend have a phone?
JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU'LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.
Why do orphans hate iPhones? Because they have a home button.
