Technology jokes
What do crows get after they buy a phone?
A cawing card.
Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?
There is no home button.
What do you call a midget that waves at you?
A microwave.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the iPod...
SHE MADE THE IPAD!!!!!!!
I asked the emo kid if he was depressed that his phone died before him.
Memes
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
I was going to post a Kobe Briant joke, but the site crashed.
What is the difference between an orphan and a phone?
A phone has a home button.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
What is the difference between Twitter and this website?
There's no difference.
An apple and an emo are at the top of a tree, they both fall at the same time.
Who hit the ground first?
The apple won because the emo had forgotten to connect the internet.
Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.
What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco.
What is wrong with the orphan website? It doesn't have a homepage.
I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.
Except it had no home button.
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said... "Error!"
What do you call a nerd in space?
A space nerd.
I made a website for an orphan.
It had no homepage.
The emo girl got jealous that her phone died and not her.
If you think vanilla and chocolate ice cream is just light and dark mode.