Technology jokes
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to update to Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.
Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.
Google is a woman because it doesn’t let you finish a sentence before it makes suggestions.
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
How does a computer spell "Autocorrect"?
What do you call a devil texting you? Travelers on the way. 😈🤣
I walked out of the electronic store and saw a midget carrying a big screen TV all by himself. He looked like he needed a hand, so I offered to help.
He said, "This is not a big screen TV, it's a Kindle!!"
Is Google male or female?
Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a fruit joke.
Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married?
Because they had a connection.
Where's your off button?
OK, I hear the chat since you can't email for whatever reason.
What do Roblox bots do that's both a type of meat and an annoying thing?
Spam.
Why did the robot cross the road?
Because he was programmed by the chicken!
I made an AR that shoots boo boo bullets. It does poison time 10x damage. You have a very good chance of getting STD. Very good AR. Going for 100,000. Email: EatandDrinkbouls@gmail.com
The reason Stephen Hawking died is because he drove too far away from the wall; the cord unplugged.
The Pentagon is changing the nuclear codes to over 140 characters, ...
so Trump can't tweet it.
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids.
Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
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