Technology jokes
The reason Stephen sounds like a computer is because he ate his USB.
Yo mum's so dumb, she went to the library to find Facebook.
New Teslas don't come with a new car smell; they come with an Elon Musk.
Alya, do you have Discord?
Stephen Hawking's not dead, he is just in airplane mode.
What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?
They both couldn't make it all the way.
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?
There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!
"Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a computer screen, and then they can see the government has to get Chili's."
What is the difference between a human and a magic car 🚗?
A magic car can fly, and a house 🏡 cannot fly.
What do TVs and girls have in common?
They both show you stuff when you turn them on!
I didn’t know Stephen Hawking died. Oh god, it must have been when I disconnected the Wi-Fi!
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married?
Because they had a connection.
I asked the emo kid if he was depressed that his phone died before him.
Why do orphans not like the iPhone 11 Pro?
A: Because it doesn't have a home button.
You go h dichotomy lol what do you want to what what’s the name for the address for sure what’s what I name it says I name it lol I don’t o I have to get r CB n nu set set e Okay okay I’ll be at my place.
Do you know why they call me battery saver?
I get turned on when it’s below 10%.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He couldn't log in.
Guys to wind the clock up?
What STD can you get from phone sex?
Hearing AIDS.
When the phone is ringing, Dad says, "If it's for me, don't answer it."