Technology jokes
Okay, I love reading Freshfry's conversations with random people. I love the ones where he has a full blown talking battle. I personally like reading them and I love reading them on my Chromebook while I play Call of Duty and Fortnite on my Xbox.
If you guys out there like reading Freshfry's conversations with random people, just comment and tell me. Talk to you guys later, watersharky out.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
Why was the computer so good at golf? Because he had a hard drive.
Why should you never fart in an Apple store?
Because they have no Windows!
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, that's a hardware problem.
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, "Not now."
Why can't an orphan build a website? Because it won't have a homepage.
My Grandma, like any other, got an APPLE IPHONE 12, but as we all know, we get dumb, and so we buy a phone. My grandma did not even know how to use it. She even said, "How do I go on Google?" I told her, "YOU CAN'T!" My grandma was, like, "Yeah right, how do I do it?"
Comment down below, does your grandma do this?
What happens when Stephen Hawking wakes up from his sleep?
"Log in."
Why was Stephen Hawking's wife mad at him?
She caught him having an affair with his shoulder.
If you want any pictures of cheese for your laptop, I've got enough to Philadelphia.
Danny's Chromebook, Charger in his eager hands, Power for his world.
Fingers click and type, Words flow with electric grace, Thoughts come to life.
Screen illuminates, Imagination takes flight, Limitless pages.
Infinite knowledge, Unleashed through digital realms, Chromebook charger's might.
Danny's trusted friend, Always ready to connect, Bound by cord and fate.
Together they thrive, Exploring vast horizons, Endless possibilities.
Danny with his Chromebook charger, A duo, unstoppable, Unleashing their dreams.
What songs do people with no arms listen to?
None, 'cause they can’t press play.
I can't find out where Stephen Hawking is from, I just can't place his accent.
Be careful, everybody, I have a red dot on my forehead, so I can record everybody!
I hope every time you watch YouTube, you get 30 second unskippable ads!
Are you a keyboard? Cause you're my type.
Where did the software developer go?
I don’t know, he ransomware!
If you are a robot, you cannot talk.
The whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting "Remind me later" on his Windows Updates.