Technology jokes
What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.
What do you call an IT teacher that touches his students?
A PDF file.
What was the last thing Stephen Hawking said before he died?
"Windows Shut Down."
Why was Stephen Hawking's wife mad at him?
She caught him having an affair with his shoulder.
Your mum's so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
Who is going to start the robot takeover? Me.
I left my Avatar at home today.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled too far away from the outlet on the wall.
What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...
They're both plastic and kids turn them on.
What do you call the space in between Kim Kardashian's breasts?
Silicon Valley.
What’s Elon Musk Jr.'s favorite food?
WD 5TB My Passport Portable External Hard Drive HDD, USB 2.0 Compatible, Black - WDBPKJ0050BBK-WESN
Did you try the digital egg padlock? Because it is very easy to crack the code.
Charger: Yo, Phone.
Phone: Yeah?
Charger: Can I plug all in you?
Phone: Ayooo!
Yo mama so ugly,
my screen cracked when she took her photo!
Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.
My wife said if I don't get off the computer, she's gonna slam my head into the keyboard, but I think I'll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf.
ENTER PASSWORD.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
RESET PASSWORD.
NEW PASSWORD CAN'T BE OLD PASSWORD.
Sets fire to computer.
Hate when my phone dies instead of me :))
What is the difference between an orphan and a phone?
A phone has a home button.
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support Windows.