Technology jokes
What do orphans not see on a controller?
The home button.
New Teslas don't come with a new car smell; they come with an Elon Musk.
U die from robot bite.
You go h dichotomy lol what do you want to what what’s the name for the address for sure what’s what I name it says I name it lol I don’t o I have to get r CB n nu set set e Okay okay I’ll be at my place.
Do you know why they call me battery saver?
I get turned on when it’s below 10%.
Guys to wind the clock up?
What do you call a pornography version of TikTok?
Dik Cok (dick cock)
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
He puts his PJ-Amazon!
Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"
What STD can you get from phone sex?
Hearing AIDS.
When the phone is ringing, Dad says, "If it's for me, don't answer it."
The reason Stephen sounds like a computer is because he ate his USB.
I got an iPhone 14 for my brother? That was the best trade I ever made.
Why did I buy the orphan an iPhone 12? Because he couldn't get home.
I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"
The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."
Yo mum's so dumb, she went to the library to find Facebook.
What do TVs and girls have in common?
They both show you stuff when you turn them on!
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married?
Because they had a connection.
Stephen Hawking's not dead, he is just in airplane mode.
What is the difference between a human and a magic car 🚗?
A magic car can fly, and a house 🏡 cannot fly.