Technology jokes

You know when you sign up for something and it says "I'm not a robot"? I guess he never had the chance to tick that.

The reason Stephen Hawking died was because his ethernet cable disconnected.

Where did the software developer go?

I don’t know, he ransomware!

Women: “Men used to go to war, now they go to clubs.”

Men: “Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked, now it’s $3.99.”

I thought of telling my teachers that I am transgender so I get to wear my AirPods in class.

Isn't there a software company named after your dick?

Microsoft?

AR-15: Who are you?

Musket: I'm you, but from another timeline.

Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?

His wheelchair always backs him up.

AI - AI - Rabo several projects:

Decker: “No Hebingingennanorin and Chirver.”

Alx: “Madam Bob Lee Hubn Vera 20”

I ask the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.

My PC.

Cyber Monday

What do you call a bee that lives in America? A USB.

Carrie Underwood and ChatGPT are not the same. ChatGPT is able to create a soul.

My girlfriend sent “a let’s break up text” right when I was done editing our pics.

Science flies you to the moon, while religion flies you into two towers.

Me: Hey Siri, did you know Candice died?

Siri: Yes, I was informed she died from sugondese.

Me: What is that?

Siri: Sugondese nuts.

Why can't orphans close their video games?

Because they can't find the home button.

I made a website for orphans. It doesn't have a homepage.

I think my penis has facial recognition.