Technology jokes
Why did I buy the orphan an iPhone 12? Because he couldn't get home.
Your mama is so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"
The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."
To be brutally honest, I think his wife let him die for money, because they could just plug him back in. Surely they have an Android cable about?
New Teslas don't come with a new car smell; they come with an Elon Musk.
Mother, father, and a son. Father purchased a robot that can detect lies. The robot slaps when you lie.
During dinner time: Father: Son, what have you done today? Son: I watched Netflix, Dad. Robot: Stood up and slapped the son! Son: Okay! Okay! I watched porn, Dad. Dad: What? You watched porn? You are only 14! I never knew porn till I was 18 years of age. Robot: Stood up and slapped the Dad! Mother: Started to laugh and said "Sure he is your son!" Robot: Stood up and slapped the mother!
Hehe
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.
Grandma: calls You: Hello Grandma, what are you doing? Why, you can't mean I'm right in the house right now? Grandma: I didn't mean to call you, bye.
What does the Trump administration use instead of emails? Alternative fax.
AI - AI - Rabo several projects:
Decker: “No Hebingingennanorin and Chirver.”
Alx: “Madam Bob Lee Hubn Vera 20”
Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.
What do orphans not see on a controller?
The home button.
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
He puts his PJ-Amazon!
U die from robot bite.
What's an alien's favorite computer key?
The space bar!
What do you call a pornography version of TikTok?
Dik Cok (dick cock)
He went too far away from the wall, and he got unplugged.
Why can orphans only have iPhones 14s? Because they can't have a home button.
The reason Stephen Hawkings died is probably because he fell off his wheelchair, and he must've pressed shut down by accident.