Technology jokes
Who needs storage on a computer? Just use an Asian's brain.
How do prisoners call each other? Cell phones.
Someone booted Stephen Hawking offline. Maybe next time he will stand for the pledge/anthem.
Mother, father, and a son. Father purchased a robot that can detect lies. The robot slaps when you lie.
During dinner time: Father: Son, what have you done today? Son: I watched Netflix, Dad. Robot: Stood up and slapped the son! Son: Okay! Okay! I watched porn, Dad. Dad: What? You watched porn? You are only 14! I never knew porn till I was 18 years of age. Robot: Stood up and slapped the Dad! Mother: started to laugh and said, "Sure he is your son!" Robot: Stood up and slapped the mother!
Yo mama so stupid that, when she heard about cookies on the internet, she ate her computer.
I made a website on orphans, sadly it didn't have a homepage.
Why did the ACLU block the cellphone number of a Christian nationalist minister? Because the Christian nationalist had a virus on his cellphone and kept calling the ACLU because he wanted to join the ACLU because he wanted to become a card-carrying member of the ACLU.
Error code 404. "Will to live" not found.
Smileandtalk.exe has stopped working.
Did you hear about the new German microwave? It has ten seats in it.
Why does an orphan have an iPhone XR for their first phone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Why couldn't an orphan use a fighter jet?
Because he couldn't use the homing missiles.
Why did God make men?
Because you can't teach a vibrator how to mow the lawn...
How can you tell if a heterosexual man has been using the computer?
There is sperm on the computer screen.
Why can't orphans be in charge of making web pages?
Because they can't add a home page.
What do Ethiopian people have better than Australians?
Internet.
Scientists make skyscrapers and airplanes.
Religion crashes them.
What did the cell phone say to his wife?
"I will give you a ring."
Stephen Hawking's death was because he lost WiFi connection.
For Stephen Hawking, why is being drunk and having his power shut out the same?
He blacks out.
I bet emo kids are jealous when their phone dies.