Technology jokes
Talk to me if you are online.
Most people call it grave robbing...
I prefer to call it cryptocurrency.
Haven’t they switched him off and then back on yet?
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His PC overheated.
I made a website for orphans, but there's no homepage.
Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?
They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.
Slade must be WiFi... because I’m not feeling a CONNECTION.
Apparently, rich people have the smallest penises. It makes sense why Bill Gates called it "MicroSoft."
Just look up texting jokes. Don't ask why, just do it.
You are like a software update. Whenever I see you, I immediately think, "Not now."
Prince/Lord Tallie: Leave Gwen alone for once! By the way, you are an idiot!
Gwen: The Prince! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!? I THOUGHT YOU WERE TOTALLY DEAD, AND SO I STARTED DATING TANNER! But don't worry, I'll break up with him immediately!
Prince/Lord Tallie: Oh, don't worry, I love it! By the way, can't we do our late-night talk? My Wi-Fi comes out just before we can! I love you even more! 😘
Gwen: Oh, thanks! I thought you would hate me! And yes, we don't have to chat at night, but the days are going to be choppy. I love you!
Tanner: Fuck off.
Kenya Bailey: Excuse me?
Gwen: Tanner, it was all my fault, I shouldn't have tried to date you so fast, and did you see the talk about the boring jokes?
Zre: Who the hell is Tanner?
Ha: Wait a second, he's your boyfriend!
Kenya Bailey: Okay guys, let's not get into your business, okay! Let's see funny jokes.
Ha: Yes, you're right.
Zre: Ok.
Zre: Still, who the hell is Tanner! But hey, this is your toddler's toy! Even though I thought I was a prince.
Gwen: I thought Prince was dead, so I started dating Tanner, then I realized Prince was alive.
The man who invented Velcro died.
RIP.
This website is darker than the kid that got arrested last week.
To stop my password from getting hacked, I changed it to something difficult to crack: "StrongBrazilianNut111".
Why can’t orphans pick up their phone after school?
Because they need their parents to go pick it up.
What does a website have that an orphan doesn't? A home.
What's missing in an orphanage computer?
"The motherboard."
What do you call a nun on a bike?
Virgin Mobile.
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi? Because they can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the WiFi password, because he was having an affair with his shoulder.