Technology jokes

What's the difference between red wings and old cassette tape players?

One eats tape while the other eats pussy.

POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.

I was asked to design a website for an orphanage, so I decided to design it without the home page.

When you're working in the Twin Towers, but you have to turn your computer to airplane mode.

Hey Siri, skip to Friday!

If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.

When an orphan takes a family photo, it's called a selfie.

Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.

What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair? (RC-XD)

*gets hit by a car*

Passerby: "ARE YOU OKAY?"

Me: "Please...I need my...phone."

*opens twitter*

Me: "LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT"

Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.

You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!

Putting WiFi in the morgue to enable live streaming.

Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?

They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.

Yo mama so stupid, she ate the Apple phone you gave her.

You are like a software update. Whenever I see you, I immediately think, "Not now."

Yo mama so fat, she needs 17 iPhones to take a selfie.

How many CIA agents does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

They don't need lightbulbs--they glow in the dark.

It's obvious Bill Gates didn't create COVID.

None of his other products are able to release new versions this frequently.

Yo mama is so dumb, when she had a brain scan, the result was 404...