Technology jokes
This isn't a joke, I repeat, this is not a joke. The plane in Lake Harriet is not in the lake. It is invisible because of the satellite pic, so there's no plane in Lake Harriet.
So many bots commenting so fúcking fix it!
I don't need to go to the car dealership when I have a Geico scanner on my arm at all times. 😏
when you don't have a phone to play Fruit Ninja and improvise.
Why do orphans love elevators?
They raise people!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Discord.
Discord who?
I need discord to plug in the phone.
I like my men like I like my Alexa:
By my bed and turned on.
Yo mama so fat, I stood next to her and lost cell phone reception.
How did Steven Hawking die? His WiFi disconnected.
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?
His wheelchair always backs him up.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
Talk to me if you're online.
Poor Stephen Hawking couldn't pass the "I'm not a robot" test.
I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.
Did you try the digital egg padlock? Because it is very easy to crack the code.
Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands, but all of them rejected him... except Daft Punk.
My Grandma, like any other, got an APPLE IPHONE 12, but as we all know, we get dumb, and so we buy a phone. My grandma did not even know how to use it. She even said, "How do I go on Google?" I told her, "YOU CAN'T!" My grandma was, like, "Yeah right, how do I do it?"
Comment down below, does your grandma do this?
One day I was texting my friend on Roblox and I made her mad. She told me she was gonna kill me.
That night, she told me to meet her at the bathroom at 2 PM sharp, but she made "sharp" in all caps. So I went to the bathroom at 2 PM the next day. Now I know what she meant by "SHARP" on Roblox... she brought a knife, and I was in hell by then. Like for the next part!
Did you get your phone from the desert? No wonder why your texts are always so dry.
Science flies you to the moon, while religion flies you into two towers.