Technology jokes
When Stephen Hawking died, did they take him to the hospital or PC World?
You know what really grinds my gears? Robots and liars...for example that Stephen Hawking fella. He sure looks and sounds like a robot!! And a major liar too! If he wanted to show me how smart he really was he would have figured out how to get up out of that four wheeler and tell me how smart he is!!!!!
If Asians have face scanners... do they all have the same face scanner?
How many CIA agents does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
They don't need lightbulbs--they glow in the dark.
This is not a joke. Stop online dating.
Dad/Mom: Son, you're adopted.
Son: I know. *holds up daddy's phone that has the text of them talking about it.*
Dad: Babe, we need to talk.
Mom: Okay......
Dad: He's grounded.
Mom: You're right, you're grounded! Oh, and I'm dumping you.
Son: Am I getting a new daddy?
Mom: Soon honey, soon....
Dad: I really shouldn't have let her know I cheating.
Why was it cold in Stephen Hawking's house?
Because he had a new window open...
How do computers get drunk?
They take a screenshot.
I’m happy to be with my EA when I go to school.
Wanna know why Stephen Hawking died?
He lost his Wi-Fi connection.
Two people are sitting in a skyscraper.
P1: Hey, what wifi are you connected to? The company wifi is horrible.
P2: Airplane wifi.
Yo mama is so ugly that when she went through a face ID, it didn't think she was human.
Error code 404. "Will to live" not found.
Smileandtalk.exe has stopped working.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? ... Because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep."
I told AI to talk dirty to me. It started describing my browser history.
Fucking Windows updates!
Why do orphans only have iPhone XR?
Because they don't have home buttons.
Why did people bully the burning circuit?
It was too short.
Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!
Hi, I did not get your email address. I sent you a...