Technology jokes

I gave an orphan an iPhone with no home button.

When Stephen Hawking died, I assume his computer crash caused it.

Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging. Think the opening line goes something like, “They see me rolling, they hating.”

What makes it cold in a room? Air conditioning.

What's missing in an orphanage computer?

"The motherboard."

How did Stephen Hawking die?

Somebody threw an EMP at him.

You do not spell "computer" like this; you spell it like this: "cumputer."

What's the difference between my sister and my phone? I don't give a damn if my phone dies.

How do u know Stephen Hawking is having a seizure?

He spills coffee on his iPad.

Stephen Hawking died because his wife misunderstood him when he said, "My Windows Needs Updating." She had the double glazing removed, and he fell out and died.

The Titanic, just like my phone, IT JUST WON'T SYNC.

Edit: Never mind, it started to sync...

How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime?

I think they just hacked the "chrime."

I gave a deaf kid AirPods.

What do Myspace and my dad have in common?

I haven't seen them in a while.

A boy walks into some woods with a phone, and his friend comes by and asks, "What are you doing?"

He pauses, then says, "Trying some bird calls!"

Your computer just went in my bathroom and took a shit because you put too much chili in the bowl.

Your mum went to the dentist so she could install Bluetooth.

To be brutally honest, I think his wife let him die for money, because they could just plug him back in. Surely they have an Android cable about?

What's the difference between America and a flash drive?

One is USA and the other is USB! 😂😂😂

"Warning, all unsaved progress will be lost." - Sun Tzu, The Art Of War.