Technology jokes
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Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"
What does a website have that an orphan doesn't? A home.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
Memes
What is the difference between Twitter and this website?
There's no difference.
The emo girl got jealous that her phone died and not her.
Facial detection? More like racial detection.
I wanted to play Fruit Ninja, but remembered I don’t have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm!
Yo, if Russia comes to the USA, just know their reboot cards don't expire.
Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him, "Your life is ruined!" So Jim took a picture of her, and the next thing you know, he said, "Now my phone is ruined!"
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
Why doesn't the orphan's phone have a homepage, being it doesn't have a home?
Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X?
"It has no home button."
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
When does an emo get jealous at a phone?
When it dies.
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?
Because she can listen to call music.
"Batteries, batteries, who the batteries in your remotes and everything else you got in your house is turned upside down?"
Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!
Why do orphans want a phone so bad?
Because it has a home button.