Technology

Technology Jokes

Irony

In a cruel twist of irony, Stephen Hawking's favorite song was "I've Got the Power."

  • 0
  • Xbox

    My Xbox has been acting up lately... So I painted it black to make it run faster.

    Antenna

    Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

    Orphan

    What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.

    I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn't have a home page.

    Feminist

    A feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships.

    Apparently, "in HD" wasn't a good answer.

  • 4
  • Orphan

    I made a website that helps orphans. Sadly, it doesn't have a homepage.

  • 8
  • Emo

    I asked an emo, "Do they get jealous when their phone dies?"

    Dad

    Hey Siri, where is my dad?

    Your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.

    HAH, jokes on you! My dad’s in the kitchen!

    Your mom’s husband is in the kitchen, your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.

    ...WhAT-

    School Shooter

    When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”

    Aclu

    Why did the ACLU block the cellphone number of a Christian nationalist minister? Because the Christian nationalist had a virus on his cellphone and kept calling the ACLU because he wanted to join the ACLU because he wanted to become a card-carrying member of the ACLU.

    Misunderstanding

    A husband got a message from his neighbor one day. It read, "Hey, I'm sorry I had to tell you like this but I have been doing your wife for months now." The husband went to go grab his gun and shot his wife. He hid the evidence and a few hours later he got another message from his neighbor saying, "Sorry, meant using your wifi."

  • 8
  • Phone

    Today, I asked my phone, "Siri, why am I still single?" and it activated the front camera.

    Hearing Aid

    I went to the store and I saw a kid with fake airpods, and I was going to tell him, "Nice fake airpods," but it was his hearing aids.

    Will

    Error code 404. "Will to live" not found.

    Smileandtalk.exe has stopped working.