Poor Stephen Hawking couldnt pass the ̈im not a robot ̈ test
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won't open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer." Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married?
Because they had a connection
What do you call a bee that lives in America. A USB
I started a band called 999 megabytes... we still haven't gotten a gig
If I die delete my search history
Q: Why do Norwegian ships have bar codes on them?
A: So when they come into port they can Scan-Da-Navy-In!
What happens when Stephen hawking dies? The windows shutdown sound plays.
he's not really dead, his update failed
When you're working in the twin towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi
What is the first thing the disabled download on ITunes? They see me rolling, they hatin
My father said I'm to reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite, and unplugged his life support
How can you tell if a heterosexual man has been using the computer? there is sperm on the computer screen
Stephen Hawkings just died. Have they tried rebooting him to factory settings?
The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.
NASA found water on Mars
Mars - 1
Africa - 0
Is Google a girl or a boy?
Obviously a Girl, because it won't let you finish a sentence without making a suggestion.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. "1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."
What's the difference between a phone and a girl? You can turn it off whenever you want.
Emo girls be like- how much am I worth... Girl scan the code on your wrist
