Technology jokes
My Xbox has been acting up lately... So I painted it black to make it run faster.
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
What were Steven Hawking's last words?
Error 404 File Not Found.
What do pedophiles and Xboxes have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
A feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships.
Apparently, "in HD" wasn't a good answer.
What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn't have a home page.
Today, I asked my phone, "Siri, why am I still single?" and it activated the front camera.
I made a website that helps orphans. Sadly, it doesn't have a homepage.
The whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting "Remind me later" on his Windows Updates.
Hate when my phone dies instead of me :))
I asked an emo, "Do they get jealous when their phone dies?"
How do computers get drunk?
They take a screenshot.
When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”
Hey Siri, where is my dad?
Your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.
HAH, jokes on you! My dad’s in the kitchen!
Your mom’s husband is in the kitchen, your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.
...WhAT-
Why did the ACLU block the cellphone number of a Christian nationalist minister? Because the Christian nationalist had a virus on his cellphone and kept calling the ACLU because he wanted to join the ACLU because he wanted to become a card-carrying member of the ACLU.
I went to the store and I saw a kid with fake airpods, and I was going to tell him, "Nice fake airpods," but it was his hearing aids.
How did Stephen Hawking please his woman? He uses a hard drive.
Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad.
Error code 404. "Will to live" not found.
Smileandtalk.exe has stopped working.
I don't need to go to the car dealership when I have a Geico scanner on my arm at all times. 😏