Technology jokes
My Xbox has been acting up lately... So I painted it black to make it run faster.
What do pedophiles and Xboxes have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
What were Steven Hawking's last words?
Error 404 File Not Found.
A feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships.
Apparently, "in HD" wasn't a good answer.
What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn't have a home page.
Today, I asked my phone, "Siri, why am I still single?" and it activated the front camera.
I made a website that helps orphans. Sadly, it doesn't have a homepage.
The whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting "Remind me later" on his Windows Updates.
Hate when my phone dies instead of me :))
I asked an emo, "Do they get jealous when their phone dies?"
How do computers get drunk?
They take a screenshot.
When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”
Hey Siri, where is my dad?
Your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.
HAH, jokes on you! My dad’s in the kitchen!
Your mom’s husband is in the kitchen, your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.
...WhAT-
Why did the ACLU block the cellphone number of a Christian nationalist minister? Because the Christian nationalist had a virus on his cellphone and kept calling the ACLU because he wanted to join the ACLU because he wanted to become a card-carrying member of the ACLU.
I went to the store and I saw a kid with fake airpods, and I was going to tell him, "Nice fake airpods," but it was his hearing aids.
How did Stephen Hawking please his woman? He uses a hard drive.
Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad.
Error code 404. "Will to live" not found.
Smileandtalk.exe has stopped working.
I don't need to go to the car dealership when I have a Geico scanner on my arm at all times. 😏