Technology jokes
When does a computer function best? When it listens to its motherboard.
Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.
What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?
A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)
Approached (DYM 100).
What is something an orphan's phone does not have?
Home buttons.
Ariana-Chat now!
I just found out that one of the new Star Wars shows is going to be about the time that some malware overloaded all of their computers, and I can tell from the title that those computers use Windows!
It's called "The Bad Batch File!"
"Warning, all unsaved progress will be lost." - Sun Tzu, The Art Of War.
There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime?
I think they just hacked the "chrime."
How did Steven Hawking die?
He blew a fuse doing an update.
I gave an orphan an iPhone with no home button.
If I wanted to hear beeping, I wouldn’t have pulled my grandma’s cord to live.
What do cells always have on them?
A cell phone!
Why can orphans only have iPhone 13s?
Because there is no home button.
Why can't you buy an iPhone X?
It's too expensive.
Why can orphans only have iPhones 14s? Because they can't have a home button.
What do you call an Asian phone? Wing Wing.
I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.
I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.
What do you call a Vietnamese antivirus scanner?
An-Thi-cho-rho-na.