Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married?
Because they had a connection
I started a band called 999 megabytes... we still haven't gotten a gig
If I die delete my search history
he's not really dead, his update failed
When you're working in the twin towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi
What happens when Stephen hawking dies? The windows shutdown sound plays.
Stephen Hawkings just died. Have they tried rebooting him to factory settings?
Is Google a girl or a boy?
Obviously a Girl, because it won't let you finish a sentence without making a suggestion.
NASA found water on Mars
Mars - 1
Africa - 0
dont worry stephen hawking isnt dead. they have just got to copy and paste his memory onto a usb.
Dogs can't operate MRI machines.
But catscan