Technology jokes
Your mom is so fat that she doesn't need WiFi because she is worldwide.
Best thing ever right here.
So, there is this app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12-15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12-15 inches longer.
Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.
What is the name of Hitler's WiFi?
The local Aryan network.
Anybody home? :)
XEvil 4.0: revolution in automatic CAPTCHA solution.
XEvil.Net
If Stephen Hawking was an Xbox... he just red ringed and rose up to GameStop.
What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo?
Cutting-edge Technology.
Microwave.
You used to call me on your cellphone when you need my love.
Mad girl: SHUT UP! YOU ARE SO ANNOYING! I DON'T WANT TO CALL YOU ON MY CELL PHONE!
My emo friend got jealous when my phone died.
Why can't orphans have a computer?
They don't have a home page.
Why do orphans not use iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
Google search = 3.141592…
Your mom does not need the internet. She's already worldwide.
Why do orphans get an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
I got the new phone with longer lasting battery, but it still lasts longer than your relationships, ooooooooooo!
Where does Stephen Hawking go when he breaks his arm? PC World.
CEO Intrepid entrepreneur born in 1964, Jeffrey, Jeffrey Bezos.
Repeat, come on Jeffrey, you can do it, pave the way, put your back into it, tell us why, show us how, look at where you came from, look at you now.
Zuckerberg and Gates and Musk, they're the anchors, can make and sick it up there with drink their blood, come on Jeff get it! Dododoododododod
I call this my great talk with Siri.
Me: Hey Siri, give me a "yo mama" joke.
Siri: My mother? Huh?
Me: Did I stutter?
Siri: Interesting question.
Me: It wasn’t a question.
Siri: I’m not sure I understand?
Me: You should understand.
Siri: Hmm... Is there something else I can help with?
Me: No, you b***.
The man who invented Velcro died.
RIP.