How do trees get online? -- They just log in.
when you don't have a phone to play fruit ninja and improvise
Sucks Stephen Hawking died so soon, the new Intel update just came out.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he forgot to update to the latest version of Microsoft
Woman one: I got so mad at my GPS today that I told it to go to hell! Woman two: Did that work? Woman one: Well, it took me to my in-laws’ house.
Hate when my phone dies instead of me :))
In a cruel twist of Irony Stephen Hawkins Favourite song was "I've got the power".
Stephen Hawkings isn't really dead, he's just rebooting
Hey Siri, where is my dad? Your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas. HAH, jokes on you! My dad’s in the kitchen! Your mom’s husband is in the kitchen, your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas. ...WhAT-
How do computers get drunk
They take a screenshot
I asked a emo do they get jealous when their phone dies
A husband got a message from his neighbor one day. It read "Hey im sorry i had to tell you like this but i have been doing your wife for months now" The husband went to go grab his gun and shot his wife. He hid the evidence and a few hours later he got another message from his neighbor saying "Sorry meant using your wifi"
today, i asked my phone, "siri why am i still single" and it activated the front camera
When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”
Error code 404 "Will to live" not found
Smileandtalk.exe has stopped working
Whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting 'Remind me later' on his Windows Updates.
I don't need to go to the car dealership when I have a Geico scanner on my arm at all times 😏
how did Stephan hawking please his woman he uses a hard drive.
My grandfather said we rely on technology too much so I unplugged his life support. Luckily I remember his last words . "You little bastard!"
Chuck Norris caught all the Pokémon -- from a landline.
