Technology jokes
Why was Elon Musk unable to land a job as a television host at NBC?
His own car cannot catch up with Jay Leno's Corvette!
Stephen Hawking Kobi talking.
You're sponsoring eBay with your hairline.
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard.
Why did Stephen die so early?
He didn't use long lasting batteries.
Who would you choose?
I hope you forget your password to something, only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.
My speech impediment has gotten so worse that I stutter when typing sentences.
What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo?
Cutting-edge Technology.
What do you call an IT teacher that touches his students?
A PDF file.
I left my Avatar at home today.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error, error, error.
System shutting down.
What is your name in my phone?
I love your house. I have been in your art for.
I love my new phone.
The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"
Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."
Wanna see a joke? Open the front-facing camera.
What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?
"An RC-XD!"
Why was the Computer late to work?
'Coz it had a hard drive... LMAO
Why can't orphans be in charge of making web pages?
Because they can't add a home page.
I just found out that one of the new Star Wars shows is going to be about the time that some malware overloaded all of their computers, and I can tell from the title that those computers use Windows!
It's called "The Bad Batch File!"
Why can't orphans have a computer?
They don't have a home page.