I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he forgot to update to the latest version of Microsoft
Woman one: I got so mad at my GPS today that I told it to go to hell! Woman two: Did that work? Woman one: Well, it took me to my in-laws’ house.
Hate when my phone dies instead of me :))
Stephen Hawkings isn't really dead, he's just rebooting
In a cruel twist of Irony Stephen Hawkins Favourite song was "I've got the power".
when you don't have a phone to play fruit ninja and improvise
Whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting 'Remind me later' on his Windows Updates.
How do computers get drunk
They take a screenshot
I asked a emo do they get jealous when their phone dies
today, i asked my phone, "siri why am i still single" and it activated the front camera
Hey Siri, where is my dad? Your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas. HAH, jokes on you! My dad’s in the kitchen! Your mom’s husband is in the kitchen, your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas. ...WhAT-
When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”
Error code 404 "Will to live" not found
Smileandtalk.exe has stopped working
My grandfather said we rely on technology too much so I unplugged his life support. Luckily I remember his last words . "You little bastard!"
how did Stephan hawking please his woman he uses a hard drive.
Poor Stephen Hawking couldnt pass the ̈im not a robot ̈ test
I don't need to go to the car dealership when I have a Geico scanner on my arm at all times 😏
Chuck Norris caught all the Pokémon -- from a landline.
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won't open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer." Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
