What do depressed people use for emotions online
They use EMOjis
What's the difference between a phone and a girl? You can turn it off whenever you want.
are you wifi because I think am finding a connection
Why was Stephen hawkings wife mad at
She cought him having an afair with his shoulder
So I didn't want my mom going through my laptop so I put a touch screen on it where you just have to tap the screen to unlock it jokes on her she doesn't have any fingers.
Why don't phones wear glasses? Because they have contacts!
be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means there recording.
BTW i am one wahahaa
Someone who was working in the tower must’ve put their phone on plane mode
How did the computer get out of the house?
He used windows.
Little Jonny tried phone sex but the holes was too small.
Why do Indians have a red dot on their head
because there recording
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don't have trouble shooting
how did stephen hawking die?
they unplugged the wifi
Where do keyboards go to have dinner? The space bar!!!
what's the differs between my sister and my phone . I give a dam if my phone dies
My grandfather says I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
What was stephan Hawkins last words\windows10shutting down
This is NOT my joke i found it on google its a texting joke Mom:Son youre grandma just passed away LOL Son:mom what do you mean LOL that means laughing out loud Mom:oh no i thought that meant lots of love i have to text everyone back!!!!
The orphanage was open in apps but I didn’t see the home button.
I'm so depressed that when I smile my Face ID doesn't recognize me
