Technology jokes
How were Stephen Hawking's best mates, Siri and Google?
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows.
It would have had doors, but why was it ever spelt DOS?
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the Wi-Fi password.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his carer lost his charger.
Gwen I set out some chats for us just got to pr!
Btw I can't chat because I lost my internet stuff, so I am using my school computer. I don't have long, but I will make sure to have some time 4 u.
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Why does Samsung sell TVs? 'Cause they make them! 😂🤣
Me when my girlfriend comes home, I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out, and her text says yes.
Get the whip, you're out!
What does a baby computer call his father?
Data!
Why did the computer catch cold?
It left a window open.
Who is going to start the robot takeover? Me.
What's the difference between an American and a computer?
Americans don't have trouble shooting!
My dad told me "No electronics at the table," so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both don’t work.
Why do orphans have an iPhone 10?
Because it doesn't have a joke button.
What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone?
A booty call.
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.
When you try to close a Google ad because it was covering content, but it was covered by "Ad closed by Google."
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.