What Runs Faster Than Stephen Hawking In His Wheel Chair. His Internet
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife leave him? She was sick of buying triple A batteries.
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. Wing-wing Halo?
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
how did stephen hwaking died his wife needed to charge her iphone
Are you a Samsung Galaxy Note 7? Because I want to explode in you!
The other day my computer crashed. Luckily, there were no injuries.
My father said I'm too reliant on technology.
I called him a hypocrite, and unplugged his life support.
There was a little boy named Chris who was addicted Roblox. One day, his grandpa fell into a deep coma caused by a head injury. One day, little Chris went to visit his poor grandpa. He brought his Windows 10 too, but it had no charge in it. After pulling out some wires and placing his into the wall, he started to hear a long beeping sound, but ignore it and continued to play Roblox. Chris's parents came and saw what had happened. The dad then yelled, "You dumb f***, you killed my father!!!" Then Chris said "Yeah. He was worth robucks, too.
What was the one test that Steven Hawking couldn't pass?
reCAPTCHA
What was Stephen Hawking's last message before he died: "Server shutting down."
Puns about air conditioning. I'm not a fan.
Kid -dad I want santa to give me iphone Indian poor dad- son santa is deaf Kid-no he is not I saw him on Tv yesterday Indian poor dad-oh actually I asked him to for a new wife may be he is wearing AirPods Kid-you are my santa daddy Indian poor dad- pull down you pants son Kid-it's not apple product Indian poor dad -its banana
A husband got a message from his neighbor one day. It read, "Hey, I'm sorry I had to tell you like this but I have been doing your wife for months now." The husband went to go grab his gun and shot his wife. He hid the evidence and a few hours later he got another message from his neighbor saying, "Sorry, meant using your wifi."
Why is the wheel the best invention?
Becuase it's wheely wheely great!
What is an astronaut's favorite part of a keyboard?
The SPACE BAR!
Stephen Hawking must have got a MacBook Pro. End of battery.
A feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships.
Apparently, "in HD" wasn't a good answer.
There's a new horror movie about Steven Hawking
It's called unplugged 🤣
What did grandpa say before he died in the hospital bed?
"boy, could you put my phone on charging?"
