Technology jokes
22. Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
24. When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back.
31. My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.
Why can orphans only have iPhone 13s?
Because there is no home button.
I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.
Stephen Hawking Kobi talking.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his 4G ran out!
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?
Because she can listen to call music.
What do you call a phone that talks?
A reader in a leader.
Why can't orphans call their friends?
Because they don't have a home phone!
Today, I asked my phone, "Siri, why am I still single?" and it activated the front camera.
Why does Apple logo depict 1 byte in the 21st century?
What do pedophiles and Xboxes have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t find the home button!
Q: What's the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic? A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
Charger: Yo, Phone.
Phone: Yeah?
Charger: Can I plug all in you?
Phone: Ayooo!
Tell an emo, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"
What do Myspace and my dad have in common?
I haven't seen them in a while.
Why can't orphans have a home button on their phone?
Because they don't have homes.
Women say men are trash.
Yet men made the phone, laptops, computer and electrical hardware she uses to say men are trash, never mind the electricity she uses to power those devices...
What is one question on a tech test you should always ask before getting down?
What in the Robot!?
AR-15: Who are you?
Musket: I'm you, but from another timeline.