Yo mama so fat that she doesn't need the internet, she is worldwide.
Technology Jokes
Little Johnny tried phone sex, but the holes were too small.
Why do orphans have an iPhone 10?
Because it doesn't have a joke button.
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?
A: A rocket chip.
The Titanic, just like my phone, IT JUST WON'T SYNC.
Edit: Never mind, it started to sync...
Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?
Because so he does not have a home button.
Why does an orphan have an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
99% of Roblox usernames be like: bdiejfbsie3hdiejdbisie882jeoxnd, by yYidgJyeuzyei73*-;ujduzjehzisjd, and j73heisbdjJd3nakwnwo2jdieneidjd.
So I didn't want my mom going through my laptop, so I put a touch screen on it where you just have to tap the screen to unlock it. Jokes on her, she doesn't have any fingers.
So, every time I walk in the door, my kid shuts his laptop. So, I check his history. It was good, but my wife checked mine, and she didn't say the same. The words I heard were, "Get out!"
So I'm the cable guy around the neighborhood, and I do everybody's cable. So I walked into this one house, and I noticed a little kid and the mom was upstairs. I was asking where her mom was, and she wasn't answering, and it looked like something was wrong, so I asked if anything was wrong. She didn't answer, so I kind of raised my voice at her, but she still didn't answer, and then I realized the hearing aid in her ear.
Why don't orphans have phones?
Because they have no home buttons.
Joke: CookVR
U die from robot bite.
Hey freshfry, are you on? Because I'm ready to play on the Xbox.
Ariana-Chat now!
Where does the keyboard go to dinner? The space bar.
How do prisoners call each other? Cell phones.
I got my orphan kid a phone. She was pressing the home button, but it didn't work.
What is the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
