Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?
He would never make it home base.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
Q: What do you call a group of transgender women?
A: The X-Men.
Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.
Did you hear the score in the Egypt vs Ethiopia football game? Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't.
Cleveland Browns
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans! ππππ
ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG
Give me freedom. Give me fire. Give me contract, Or I retire.
Jog all day, Out of UCL now. FC Barcelona, I need you now.
Villarreal defenders, They surround me. Big submarines, All around me.
I get upset. Call my agent. I want money. Iβm impatient.
I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?
The NBA.