Team jokes
Two guys were beating up someone in an alley, so I stepped in to help.
He didn't stand a chance against the three of us.
Yo Mama is so stupid, she thought the football team Rams were actually the animal rams.
Some moving men had just begun their day's work.
The first thing they brought into the house was a huge couch.
The owner came in and asked how everything was going. They replied, "Sofa so good."
What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.
I work at a movie studio.
Unfortunately, the team I was working with was useless.
The team:
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.
What's the difference between soccer and a dead baby?
I don't wear steel cap boots when I play soccer.
You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating, but it went too far on September 7th, 2011, when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.
Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.
Girl: Hi (flirt)
Boy: Hi? (reluctant)
Girl: I'm a cheerleader captain, I'm also single (flirt).
Boy 2: Excuse me?! He's MY MAN...
Why do people play soccer?
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.
Rangers are a joke.
What was the score to the African basketball game? It was 8-0.
I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.
Because I hate dealing with parents.
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball?
Because they ate all the bats.
Who does an orphan play soccer with?
No one.
Your mom is so fat that she mains Heavy from the game Team Fortress 2!
What are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.
Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.