Team jokes
What do you call a group of special ed kids with guns? Special forces.
Why do people play soccer?
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.
Do you like soccer? My favorite player is Ronaldo, but we can still get Messi.
Why are Nazis so good at soccer?
Because they're so good at shooting.
Today, I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around, I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you, Penaldo!
they didnt understand me
LewenGOALski
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!
Why do orphans hate cricket?
Because they can't get a "homerun."
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why can't orphans sign up for sports?
They have to have a parent's signature.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on juan.
Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?
He would never make it home base.
Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?
My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn't ketchup. So we switched to cheeseburgers, but I still couldn't mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through.
So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn't seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn't digest the stress, I guess! :D
You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.
Which two football teams played in the pirate Superbowl?
The Seahawks and the Buccaneers.
Fuck the Green Bay Packers!
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?
The NBA.
What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?
Special Forces.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.