Team jokes
So NFL teams were playing football on me, and then Justin Jefferson hit something called "the gritty" on me.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Because they don’t have a home to go to.
There is a ghost baseball game and one team loses because of one player so they start booing him!
Two guys were beating up someone in an alley, so I stepped in to help.
He didn't stand a chance against the three of us.
What do you call a group of emo friends?
THE SUICIDE SQUAD!
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball?
Because they ate all the bats.
Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans! 🏀🏀😆😆
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
What do you call a trans superhero team?
Ex-men.
Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.
As an honest Penaldo fan, I have to admit he is a penalty merchant. He can only score against farmer teams like Spezia. He never shows up against great teams like Barcelona.
I've come to realize my hero Penaldo will never be better than Messi. My idol Penaldo is sadly finished.
Why was Liverpool better than Man United? We won 5-0, and you have a sex offender on your team.
What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?
They both get smoked in bowls.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? New York Jets!!!
Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
How to improve my beloved Penchester United in 5 easy steps:
1. Sell Casemeiro 🤑 2. Sell Pernandes 🤑 3. Sell Bencho 🤑 4. Sell Trashford 🤑 5. Terminate penaldo 🤑 6. Make Mctominay extend his deal 📝
These came down deep from my heart. Don’t let me down again, please.
My cousin really loves baseball.
He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.