Team jokes
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He didn't know where home was.
What do black men in the NBA like about going to the locker room after they are done playing basketball?
Receiving golden showers from other black teammates.
The Philthydelphia Eagles.
That's it. That's the joke.
You caught a Penaldo!
Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears.
Type: Ghost type.
Moves: Dive
Disappear in big games
Cry for pens
Statpad vs farmers
Sells underwear
What has 4 legs and two gloves?
All five people on my baseball team. ⚾️
Yo mama so fat, when she joined Team 10...
It became TEAM, 10, TONS!
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
"Chelsea is the most consistent team.
One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.
If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." 😅
Eibar-Man! Eibar-Man! Does whatever a ghost can.
Scores a tapin With Xaviesta’s assistance. Misses a pen From close distance.
Lookout! Here comes the Eibar-man!
So the coach got mad at me because I'm the only one on my team who is only a bit on the spectrum, and I was just keeping the ball to myself. The coach pulled me aside and said, "Pass to others." I said, "Why?" And he said, "There's no 'I' in 'team.'" I said, "Yeah, but there's an 'm' and an 'e.'"
Why can't Columbus be offered a professional football team?
Because then Cincinnati would want one too.
LewenGOALski
Today, I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around, I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you, Penaldo!
There was a recent football match between Ethiopia and Egypt.
Egypt 8, Ethiopia 0.
How do baseballs communicate?
They touch base!
Why can't a missing child play baseball? Cuz he doesn't know where home is.
How do you create the world's quickest human pyramid?
Turn on the gas chamber.
What do you call a bank robbery with MrBeast?
A donation team.
Why don’t Mexicans have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim are in the USA.
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she ran away from the ball.