Team jokes
Which two football teams played in the pirate Superbowl?
The Seahawks and the Buccaneers.
You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.
You're so goddamn stupid, you thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Your mom is so fat that she mains Heavy from the game Team Fortress 2!
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
Why does Adam go hockey, you might ask?
In my opinion, he shouldn't go because he is bad, but he needs the armor to protect himself from his own step-dad.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.
There is a ghost baseball game and one team loses because of one player so they start booing him!
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium?
'Cause he made his home run.
Officer: "Stay back soldiers, minefield!"
Soldier: "Let's clear the field!"
Officer: "Ok!"
*silence*
*explosion*
Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick
Yo mama so fat, when she joined Team 10... It became TEAM, 10, TONS!
What NFL teams parts with James Charles!?
Green Bay Packers & New England Patriots
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
She keeps on running from the ball.
So NFL teams were playing football on me, and then Justin Jefferson hit something called "the gritty" on me.
ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG
Give me freedom. Give me fire. Give me contract, Or I retire.
Jog all day, Out of UCL now. FC Barcelona, I need you now.
Villarreal defenders, They surround me. Big submarines, All around me.
I get upset. Call my agent. I want money. I’m impatient.
Girl: Hi (flirt)
Boy: Hi? (reluctant)
Girl: I'm a cheerleader captain, I'm also single (flirt).
Boy 2: Excuse me?! He's MY MAN...
If Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up, they would be great ALLOYS!
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
I was playing football with my friends, and I got tackled and got a penalty. Suddenly, the ground started shaking, and Penaldo emerged from the mud. He took the penalty, but since it wasn't Andorra, he missed. Shame on you, Penaldo!