Team jokes
Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.
Q: Why doesn’t Toledo have a professional football team?
A: Because then, Cincinnati would want one.
Tim and Tom were at work. Tim said, "I'm sick of this. I'm going to act like an idiot to get sent home." So Tim was on the roof saying, "I am a light bulb!" The boss walked in and said, "Tim, go home, you're acting like a dick!" Then Tom started packing up and Tim said, "Tom, why are you packing up?" Tom says, "I can't work in the fucking dark, can I?"
How to improve my beloved Penchester United in 5 easy steps:
1. Sell Casemeiro 🤑 2. Sell Pernandes 🤑 3. Sell Bencho 🤑 4. Sell Trashford 🤑 5. Terminate penaldo 🤑 6. Make Mctominay extend his deal 📝
These came down deep from my heart. Don’t let me down again, please.
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball?
Because they ate all the bats.
Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.
Why do orphans hate cricket?
Because they can't get a "homerun."
Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
What do you call a group of depressed people?
Suicide squad.
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
There's no "I" in team, but there is a "U" in cunt.
What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
Yo Mama is so stupid, she thought the football team Rams were actually the animal rams.
When you are sleeping in class and the shooter sees you, then they wake you up and say, "Let’s team up," like, what the f*ck?
What are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.
My little league football debut was a lot like the first time I had sex. I was beaten, bruised, and bloody, but at least my Dad came.
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.