Team jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she joined Team 10... It became TEAM, 10, TONS!
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?
My little league football debut was a lot like the first time I had sex. I was beaten, bruised, and bloody, but at least my Dad came.
Why can't orphans sign up for sports?
They have to have a parent's signature.
What was the score to the African basketball game? It was 8-0.
What's a lesbian's favorite sport? Dodgeball.
What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!
Do you like soccer? My favorite player is Ronaldo, but we can still get Messi.
Why are Nazis so good at soccer?
Because they're so good at shooting.
Why does Adam go hockey, you might ask?
In my opinion, he shouldn't go because he is bad, but he needs the armor to protect himself from his own step-dad.
Why does the basketball never get a date?
Because they dribble.
What do you call a group of depressed people?
Suicide squad.
Your mom is so fat that she mains Heavy from the game Team Fortress 2!
Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium?
'Cause he made his home run.
You're so goddamn stupid, you thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
We (DYM 25).
There's no "I" in team, but there is a "U" in cunt.