why did the orphan get kicked of the baseball team? he would never make it home base
I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team Because I hate dealing with parents.
Cristiano Clapnaldo woke up FEELING DANGEROUS against Real Sociedad 🥶🥶
- 0 tapins 😍😍 - 0 assists 🤩🤩 - 3/3 dives 🤯🤯 - 0 key passes 🥵🥵 - 2 big chances missed 🤡🤡 - 1/4 dribbles 💀💀 - 2 Offsides 😤😤 - 27 claps 👏👏
Better than Elanga? 🥶🥶
If Silver Glider and Iron Man teamed up, they would be great ALLOYS!
Did you hear the score in the Eqypt vs Ethiopia football game? Eqypt 8, Ethiopia didn't
I tried making an orphan baseball team. It sucked because they couldn’t find home plate
Cleveland Browns
Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans!🏀🏀😆😆
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause' they don't have home games.
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball? Because they ate all the bats
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
Cuz the players are always dribbling everywhere!
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Bro Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter celebrating right now I bet
Oh wait I forgot
What is an orphans most hated baseball team. The Padres
whats the difference between a orphan and a baseball player ? the base ball player knows where home base is.
i was playing warzone last night and i shot my team mate that said they were emo and when i shot him another player did and it said assist kill
Today I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you Penaldo!
ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG
Give me freedom Give me fire Give me contract Or I retire
Jog all day Out of UCL now FC Barcelona I need you now
Villarreal defenders They surround me Big submarines All around me
I get upset Call my agent I want money I’m impatient
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball Because nobody misses them
