Team jokes
Yo mama so Irish that she thought the Chicago Shamrox were a Quadball team.
Time for double joke Tuesday.
What is a bird's favorite letter?
A C gull.
So I won a round of CSGO with my team, then on VC, some kid trash talked me.
Kid: You're a dick, you know!
Me: And you're a pussy, you know?
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Midixadrupin, Midixarizin or Dixafix.
Why can't a missing child play baseball? Cuz he doesn't know where home is.
Cristiano Clapnaldo woke up FEELING DANGEROUS against Real Sociedad!
- 0 tapins! - 0 assists! - 3/3 dives! - 0 key passes! - 2 big chances missed! - 1/4 dribbles! - 2 Offsides! - 27 claps!
Better than Elanga?
Hollow Knight Meme
What happens if a boy bumps into a dog?
It’s a bumper team.
South's losing to Broncos. 😹
Your hairline so far back, it's a wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings.
Q: Why are the 49ers called the 49ers?
A: 'Cause they can't make it past the 50-yard line.
Your mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
There's no "I" in team, but there is a "U" in cunt.
Q: Why don't Indians play soccer?
A: Because every time they're in the corner, they open a store.
There was a recent football match between Ethiopia and Egypt.
Egypt 8, Ethiopia 0.
A skinny black person named "Treyvon Robinson" joins a pickup basketball game at the local court, trash-talking about his "superior athletic genes" while munching on a stolen bag of Skittles. The ref blows the whistle for a foul, and he argues, "That ain't fair, I'm just naturally dominant!"
But the team's coach, a burly black dude who's been eyeing him all game, grabs him by the jersey, blindfolds him with a sweaty headband, slathers lube from his gym bag all over, and pile-drives his ass courtside in a twisted BDSM slam dunk, yelling, "Now taste the rainbow, punk!"
(On their 1-2 loss to Watford) Ty: Well, we mustn't forget that it's been raining so...
Robbie: It's been raining???
Ty: Yeah!
Robbie: Are you being serious??? It's raining for both teams!
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she ran away from the ball.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating, but it went too far on September 7th, 2011, when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.
How do you create the world's quickest human pyramid?
Turn on the gas chamber.