
Team jokes
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because there is no home plate.
Girl: Hi (flirt)
Boy: Hi? (reluctant)
Girl: I'm a cheerleader captain, I'm also single (flirt).
Boy 2: Excuse me?! He's MY MAN...
Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.
What was the score to the African basketball game? It was 8-0.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!
Rangers are a joke.
GBM when he sees Soph (gets a boner) and has sex with Soph but realizes he forgot to put on a condom. Soph: "This is why Arsenal fans are so deluded and retarded."
Normal Fans after they lose the game: Good game, you guys played really well. GBM: "BRO REF WHAT THE BLOODY HELL YOU DELUDED ASS RETARD, OMFG WE LOST BECAUSE OF THIS REF!"
Adapt: Hey Adapt, did you know you're smart? Smart for being retarded. Yo Adapt!! You're so stupid that you gave me your Roblox account info and you said thanks about it!!
Barca fans after the LFC vs Barca game: We bottled it, damn it, we'll win the Copa Del Rey tho. Commie after the LFC vs Barca game: "YOU NEVER WALK ALONEEEEEEEEEE" Normal People: I support only 1 team. Commie: I support Barca, LFC, and AEK!! And I'm the biggest plastic in the server!!
Two guys were beating up someone in an alley, so I stepped in to help.
He didn't stand a chance against the three of us.
Your mom is so fat that she mains Heavy from the game Team Fortress 2!
Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.
What is baseball?
I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.
Because I hate dealing with parents.
Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.
What's the difference between soccer and a dead baby?
I don't wear steel cap boots when I play soccer.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium?
'Cause he made his home run.
What are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.
Yo mama so Irish that she thought the Chicago Shamrox were a Quadball team.
