Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.
I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.
Because I hate dealing with parents.
What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?
Special Forces.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?
He would never make it home base.
Cristiano Clapnaldo woke up FEELING DANGEROUS against Real Sociedad!
- 0 tapins! - 0 assists! - 3/3 dives! - 0 key passes! - 2 big chances missed! - 1/4 dribbles! - 2 Offsides! - 27 claps!
Better than Elanga?
If Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up, they would be great ALLOYS!
Did you hear the score in the Egypt vs Ethiopia football game? Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't.
I tried making an orphan baseball team. It sucked because they couldn’t find home plate.
Cleveland Browns
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans! 🏀🏀😆😆
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball?
Because they ate all the bats.
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!
Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
Why can't a missing child play baseball? Cuz he doesn't know where home is.
What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.
LewenGOALski
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
