Team jokes
What was the score to the African basketball game? It was 8-0.
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
She keeps on running from the ball.
What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!
Yo mama so fat, when she joined Team 10... It became TEAM, 10, TONS!
What's a lesbian's favorite sport? Dodgeball.
What do you call a group of depressed people?
Suicide squad.
Why does the basketball never get a date?
Because they dribble.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?
Why does Adam go hockey, you might ask?
In my opinion, he shouldn't go because he is bad, but he needs the armor to protect himself from his own step-dad.
Why can't orphans sign up for sports?
They have to have a parent's signature.
Your mom is so fat that she mains Heavy from the game Team Fortress 2!
You're so goddamn stupid, you thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium?
'Cause he made his home run.
Do you like soccer? My favorite player is Ronaldo, but we can still get Messi.
Why are Nazis so good at soccer?
Because they're so good at shooting.
There is a ghost baseball game and one team loses because of one player so they start booing him!
If Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up, they would be great ALLOYS!