Team jokes
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she ran away from the ball.
Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?
He would never make it home base.
I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.
Because I hate dealing with parents.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?
Special Forces.
Cristiano Clapnaldo woke up FEELING DANGEROUS against Real Sociedad!
- 0 tapins! - 0 assists! - 3/3 dives! - 0 key passes! - 2 big chances missed! - 1/4 dribbles! - 2 Offsides! - 27 claps!
Better than Elanga?
Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.
If Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up, they would be great ALLOYS!
Did you hear the score in the Egypt vs Ethiopia football game? Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't.
I tried making an orphan baseball team. It sucked because they couldnβt find home plate.
Cleveland Browns
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans! ππππ
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball?
Because they ate all the bats.
Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG
Give me freedom. Give me fire. Give me contract, Or I retire.
Jog all day, Out of UCL now. FC Barcelona, I need you now.
Villarreal defenders, They surround me. Big submarines, All around me.
I get upset. Call my agent. I want money. Iβm impatient.
I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."
LewenGOALski
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?
The NBA.