Team jokes
Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were.
Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5 AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!
A team of cops and a news reporter are at a home where a violent crime has been committed. The head news reporter, in front of the camera, says, "A woman in this house has killed her husband because he stepped on the floor while she was mopping." He then turns around and asks a cop, "Has the woman been arrested yet?" The cop replies, "Not yet, we're waiting for the floor to dry."
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the squad?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
Eibar-Man! Eibar-Man! Does whatever a ghost can.
Scores a tapin With Xaviesta’s assistance. Misses a pen From close distance.
Lookout! Here comes the Eibar-man!
ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG
Give me freedom. Give me fire. Give me contract, Or I retire.
Jog all day, Out of UCL now. FC Barcelona, I need you now.
Villarreal defenders, They surround me. Big submarines, All around me.
I get upset. Call my agent. I want money. I’m impatient.
Random post #3
China should be a baseball team.
Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick
Why was Jesus Christ cut from the hockey team?
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.
Why didn't the koala make the football team? Because it got diskoalafied!
Gordon Ramsay isn't a racist. If a team screws up, he screams at every person equally—no matter what their skin color.
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suicide Squad.
Why did everyone quit the high school volleyball team? To join Coach Kyle's team, of course!
I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.
Because I hate dealing with parents.
How to improve my beloved Penchester United in 5 easy steps:
1. Sell Casemeiro 🤑 2. Sell Pernandes 🤑 3. Sell Bencho 🤑 4. Sell Trashford 🤑 5. Terminate penaldo 🤑 6. Make Mctominay extend his deal 📝
These came down deep from my heart. Don’t let me down again, please.
A skinny black person named "Treyvon Robinson" joins a pickup basketball game at the local court, trash-talking about his "superior athletic genes" while munching on a stolen bag of Skittles. The ref blows the whistle for a foul, and he argues, "That ain't fair, I'm just naturally dominant!"
But the team's coach, a burly black dude who's been eyeing him all game, grabs him by the jersey, blindfolds him with a sweaty headband, slathers lube from his gym bag all over, and pile-drives his ass courtside in a twisted BDSM slam dunk, yelling, "Now taste the rainbow, punk!"
If Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up, they would be great ALLOYS!
Your mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
What has 4 legs and two gloves?
All five people on my baseball team. ⚾️
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.