Team jokes
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
Why does the basketball never get a date?
Because they dribble.
Officer: "Stay back soldiers, minefield!"
Soldier: "Let's clear the field!"
Officer: "Ok!"
*silence*
*explosion*
What NFL teams parts with James Charles!?
Green Bay Packers & New England Patriots
Yo mama so fat, when she joined Team 10... It became TEAM, 10, TONS!
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
She keeps on running from the ball.
Why does Adam go hockey, you might ask?
In my opinion, he shouldn't go because he is bad, but he needs the armor to protect himself from his own step-dad.
Your mom is so fat that she mains Heavy from the game Team Fortress 2!
You're so goddamn stupid, you thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.
Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium?
'Cause he made his home run.
There is a ghost baseball game and one team loses because of one player so they start booing him!
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?
ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG
Give me freedom. Give me fire. Give me contract, Or I retire.
Jog all day, Out of UCL now. FC Barcelona, I need you now.
Villarreal defenders, They surround me. Big submarines, All around me.
I get upset. Call my agent. I want money. I’m impatient.
If Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up, they would be great ALLOYS!
So NFL teams were playing football on me, and then Justin Jefferson hit something called "the gritty" on me.
Girl: Hi (flirt)
Boy: Hi? (reluctant)
Girl: I'm a cheerleader captain, I'm also single (flirt).
Boy 2: Excuse me?! He's MY MAN...
Why can't orphans sign up for sports?
They have to have a parent's signature.