Team jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because there is no home plate.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
A priest is struck by lightning and lays hurt on the ground.
When medical crew arrives he denies them, saying, "God will surely save me!"
The medical team tries to help him, but he keeps struggling and eventually dies.
Later in the afterlife, he screams at God, saying, "Why didn't you save me? Am I not dear to you?"
God answered, "B****, I sent you a f***ing ambulance and you denied it!"
What is a Fortnite player's favorite football team? The rabbit raiders! LOL! LMAO! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! LMAO! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Why can't Columbus be offered a professional football team?
Because then Cincinnati would want one too.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
In Rocket League, you don't care who wins game MVP as long as it's not somebody on the other team.
What's a lesbian's favorite sport? Dodgeball.
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Why don’t Mexicans have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim are in the USA.
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
Official Dj Penaldo playlist.
1. "I'm a fraud" 2. "I need you (ft. Tap-ins)" 3. "I Want to Leave Mid United" 4. "Back where I belong (ft. Europa league)" 5. "TY Eder" 6. "Nobody wants me (Rejectnaldo Remix)" 7. "Fuck that kid (ft. Lil Broke phone)" 8. "Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)"
Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!
What's Africa's greatest sporting achievement? The 2018 World Cup...
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.
What do you call a group of depressed teenagers?
Suicide Squad.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.