Team jokes
Why is England's team unfair in chess?
Because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9.
Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most?
GOALduck.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?
The NBA.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
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Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.
GBM when he sees Soph (gets a boner) and has sex with Soph but realizes he forgot to put on a condom. Soph: "This is why Arsenal fans are so deluded and retarded."
Normal Fans after they lose the game: Good game, you guys played really well. GBM: "BRO REF WHAT THE BLOODY HELL YOU DELUDED ASS RETARD, OMFG WE LOST BECAUSE OF THIS REF!"
Adapt: Hey Adapt, did you know you're smart? Smart for being retarded. Yo Adapt!! You're so stupid that you gave me your Roblox account info and you said thanks about it!!
Barca fans after the LFC vs Barca game: We bottled it, damn it, we'll win the Copa Del Rey tho. Commie after the LFC vs Barca game: "YOU NEVER WALK ALONEEEEEEEEEE" Normal People: I support only 1 team. Commie: I support Barca, LFC, and AEK!! And I'm the biggest plastic in the server!!
Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had a cool subject! The subject was about Penaldo, the man who statpadded against small teams and camped in the pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which Penaldo dived like a dolphin!
Why does an orphan always get out in baseball?
Because he can't run home.
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball?
Because they ate all the bats.
What helped the Lakers win the Finals? Kobe's passing!
Why are there no women in the NFL?
Commissioner Roger Goodell firmly believes in equal opportunity, so the girl tries out. Then, if she makes the team, we gangbang her to death. I mean, could you imagine what a scary birch she'd have to be?
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suicide Squad.
A teacher in Scunthorpe asks a class what their favorite football team is, saying, "Raise your hand if it is Scunthorpe." Every student but one raised their hand. The teacher asks, "Why don't you support Scunthorpe?" The child answers, "My parents support Grimsby, and so do I." The teacher comes back with, "Why are you copying your parents? What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad a druggie?" The child answers, "Then I'd support Scunthorpe like you dirty bastards!"
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on juan.
Why was Jesus Christ cut from the hockey team?
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
Two guys were beating up someone in an alley, so I stepped in to help.
He didn't stand a chance against the three of us.