Team jokes
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suicide Squad.
Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans! 🏀🏀😆😆
I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."
GBM when he sees Soph (gets a boner) and has sex with Soph but realizes he forgot to put on a condom. Soph: "This is why Arsenal fans are so deluded and retarded."
Normal Fans after they lose the game: Good game, you guys played really well. GBM: "BRO REF WHAT THE BLOODY HELL YOU DELUDED ASS RETARD, OMFG WE LOST BECAUSE OF THIS REF!"
Adapt: Hey Adapt, did you know you're smart? Smart for being retarded. Yo Adapt!! You're so stupid that you gave me your Roblox account info and you said thanks about it!!
Barca fans after the LFC vs Barca game: We bottled it, damn it, we'll win the Copa Del Rey tho. Commie after the LFC vs Barca game: "YOU NEVER WALK ALONEEEEEEEEEE" Normal People: I support only 1 team. Commie: I support Barca, LFC, and AEK!! And I'm the biggest plastic in the server!!
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball?
Because they ate all the bats.
Go team Sky
Why was Jesus Christ cut from the hockey team?
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
Why didn't the koala make the football team? Because it got diskoalafied!
Why does an orphan always get out in baseball?
Because he can't run home.
Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
So NFL teams were playing football on me, and then Justin Jefferson hit something called "the gritty" on me.
There is a ghost baseball game and one team loses because of one player so they start booing him!
What do you call a trans superhero team?
Ex-men.
So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?
The NBA.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.
As an honest Penaldo fan, I have to admit he is a penalty merchant. He can only score against farmer teams like Spezia. He never shows up against great teams like Barcelona.
I've come to realize my hero Penaldo will never be better than Messi. My idol Penaldo is sadly finished.
A teacher in Scunthorpe asks a class what their favorite football team is, saying, "Raise your hand if it is Scunthorpe." Every student but one raised their hand. The teacher asks, "Why don't you support Scunthorpe?" The child answers, "My parents support Grimsby, and so do I." The teacher comes back with, "Why are you copying your parents? What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad a druggie?" The child answers, "Then I'd support Scunthorpe like you dirty bastards!"