Team jokes
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
He doesn’t know where home is.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on juan.
Go team Sky
My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn't ketchup. So we switched to cheeseburgers, but I still couldn't mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through.
So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn't seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn't digest the stress, I guess! :D
Why couldn't the orphanage win the baseball game?
Answer: They couldn't find home base.
What do you call a group of special ed kids with guns? Special forces.
How do baseballs communicate?
They touch base!
What's the difference between soccer and a dead baby?
I don't wear steel cap boots when I play soccer.
What do you call a bank robbery with MrBeast?
A donation team.
Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans! 🏀🏀😆😆
In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?
Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
Why does an orphan always get out in baseball?
Because he can't run home.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.
A teacher in Scunthorpe asks a class what their favorite football team is, saying, "Raise your hand if it is Scunthorpe." Every student but one raised their hand. The teacher asks, "Why don't you support Scunthorpe?" The child answers, "My parents support Grimsby, and so do I." The teacher comes back with, "Why are you copying your parents? What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad a druggie?" The child answers, "Then I'd support Scunthorpe like you dirty bastards!"
There’s no “I” in team, but there is a “U” in cunt.
China should be a baseball team.
What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?
A little boy got the homework that he had to learn the four first letters of the alphabet. He went to his mother, who was knitting and had hurt herself. He asked her what the first letter of the alphabet was, and she said a swear word. He went to his brother, who was playing with a Superman, and asked what the second letter of the alphabet was, and he answered "SUPERMAN!!!". Then he went to his little sister, and asked what the third letter of the alphabet was, and given the fact that she was playing with Barbies, she said, "in the Barbie Dream House!" Then he went to his father who was watching a soccer game, and his team just scored, so when he asked what the fourth letter of the alphabet was, he said, "Olé Olé Olé!!!". The next day at school, the teacher asked the little boy what the first four letters of the alphabet were. He said the swear word. "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, YOUNG MAN!!!", the teacher boomed. "Superman", the boy replied. "WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!?!?!", the teacher continued. "In the Barbie Dream House" "GO TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE!!!" "OLÉ OLÉ OLÉ OLÉ!", the boy chanted on his was down the hall.