Team jokes
Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.
Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?
He would never make it home base.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?
Special Forces.
I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.
Because I hate dealing with parents.
If Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up, they would be great ALLOYS!
Did you hear the score in the Egypt vs Ethiopia football game? Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't.
I tried making an orphan baseball team. It sucked because they couldn’t find home plate.
Cleveland Browns
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball?
Because they ate all the bats.
Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans! 🏀🏀😆😆
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
Why can't a missing child play baseball? Cuz he doesn't know where home is.
What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?
The NBA.
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.