Team jokes

What do you call a group of special ed kids with guns? Special forces.

Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?

He would never make it home base.

What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?

Special Forces.

Fuck the Green Bay Packers!

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...

There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...

...Steve Kerr’s team.

When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”

Official Dj Penaldo playlist.

1. "I'm a fraud" 2. "I need you (ft. Tap-ins)" 3. "I Want to Leave Mid United" 4. "Back where I belong (ft. Europa league)" 5. "TY Eder" 6. "Nobody wants me (Rejectnaldo Remix)" 7. "Fuck that kid (ft. Lil Broke phone)" 8. "Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)"

Why is basketball such a messy sport?

'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!

In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.

Do you like soccer? My favorite player is Ronaldo, but we can still get Messi.

Why are Nazis so good at soccer?

Because they're so good at shooting.

What's Africa's greatest sporting achievement? The 2018 World Cup...

When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.

My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn't ketchup. So we switched to cheeseburgers, but I still couldn't mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through.

So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn't seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn't digest the stress, I guess! :D

Cristiano Clapnaldo woke up FEELING DANGEROUS against Real Sociedad!

- 0 tapins! - 0 assists! - 3/3 dives! - 0 key passes! - 2 big chances missed! - 1/4 dribbles! - 2 Offsides! - 27 claps!

Better than Elanga?

Why can't orphans sign up for sports?

They have to have a parent's signature.

Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?

Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?

The NBA.