Team jokes
Why can't orphans sign up for sports?
They have to have a parent's signature.
A team of cops and a news reporter are at a home where a violent crime has been committed. The head news reporter, in front of the camera, says, "A woman in this house has killed her husband because he stepped on the floor while she was mopping." He then turns around and asks a cop, "Has the woman been arrested yet?" The cop replies, "Not yet, we're waiting for the floor to dry."
Do you like soccer? My favorite player is Ronaldo, but we can still get Messi.
Why are Nazis so good at soccer?
Because they're so good at shooting.
What is baseball?
What's a lesbian's favorite sport? Dodgeball.
My little league football debut was a lot like the first time I had sex. I was beaten, bruised, and bloody, but at least my Dad came.
What was the score to the African basketball game? It was 8-0.
Why does Adam go hockey, you might ask?
In my opinion, he shouldn't go because he is bad, but he needs the armor to protect himself from his own step-dad.
We (DYM 25).
What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!
Why does the basketball never get a date?
Because they dribble.
There's no "I" in team, but there is a "U" in cunt.
What do you call a group of depressed people?
Suicide squad.
Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?
They never walk alone.
There was a recent football match between Ethiopia and Egypt.
Egypt 8, Ethiopia 0.
Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick
Your mom is so fat that she mains Heavy from the game Team Fortress 2!
Time for double joke Tuesday.
What is a bird's favorite letter?
A C gull.
So I won a round of CSGO with my team, then on VC, some kid trash talked me.
Kid: You're a dick, you know!
Me: And you're a pussy, you know?
I was playing football with my friends, and I got tackled and got a penalty. Suddenly, the ground started shaking, and Penaldo emerged from the mud. He took the penalty, but since it wasn't Andorra, he missed. Shame on you, Penaldo!