Team jokes
What's the difference between soccer and a dead baby?
I don't wear steel cap boots when I play soccer.
Why do people play soccer?
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.
The coach yelled at me when I stole home. I ran home with the base and asked him where to put it.
Yo Mama is so stupid, she thought the football team Rams were actually the animal rams.
Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.
What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.
Some moving men had just begun their day's work.
The first thing they brought into the house was a huge couch.
The owner came in and asked how everything was going. They replied, "Sofa so good."
Who does an orphan play soccer with?
No one.
Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball?
Because they ate all the bats.
I work at a movie studio.
Unfortunately, the team I was working with was useless.
The team:
Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.
What are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.
Q: Why doesn’t Toledo have a professional football team?
A: Because then, Cincinnati would want one.
Girl: Hi (flirt)
Boy: Hi? (reluctant)
Girl: I'm a cheerleader captain, I'm also single (flirt).
Boy 2: Excuse me?! He's MY MAN...
Rangers are a joke.
There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...
...Steve Kerr’s team.
I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.
Because I hate dealing with parents.
You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating, but it went too far on September 7th, 2011, when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.