Team jokes

Why don’t Mexicans have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim are in the USA.

Officer: "Stay back soldiers, minefield!"

Soldier: "Let's clear the field!"

Officer: "Ok!"

*silence*

*explosion*

LewenGOALski

Today, I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around, I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you, Penaldo!

Why did the CSI team have to go to the "Purple Rain" shoot?

Because they had to dust for Prince! hahaha

Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.

I was going to join the debating team.

... but someone talked me out of it.

Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.

Oh wait, I forgot.

A priest is struck by lightning and lays hurt on the ground.

When medical crew arrives he denies them, saying, "God will surely save me!"

The medical team tries to help him, but he keeps struggling and eventually dies.

Later in the afterlife, he screams at God, saying, "Why didn't you save me? Am I not dear to you?"

God answered, "B****, I sent you a f***ing ambulance and you denied it!"

Fuck the Green Bay Packers!

Hi! Could I join?

What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?

Special Forces.

Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"

So the coach got mad at me because I'm the only one on my team who is only a bit on the spectrum, and I was just keeping the ball to myself. The coach pulled me aside and said, "Pass to others." I said, "Why?" And he said, "There's no 'I' in 'team.'" I said, "Yeah, but there's an 'm' and an 'e.'"

In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?

Because Flash is not supported on Windows.

Why can’t an orphan play baseball?

He doesn’t know where home is.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't find home.

When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”

In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.

Q: What do you call a group of transgender women?

A: The X-Men.