Team jokes
Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?
He would never make it home base.
Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.
I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.
Because I hate dealing with parents.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?
Special Forces.
Memes
Shitpost-master general
Cristiano Clapnaldo woke up FEELING DANGEROUS against Real Sociedad!
- 0 tapins! - 0 assists! - 3/3 dives! - 0 key passes! - 2 big chances missed! - 1/4 dribbles! - 2 Offsides! - 27 claps!
Better than Elanga?
If Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up, they would be great ALLOYS!
Did you hear the score in the Egypt vs Ethiopia football game? Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't.
A skinny black person named "Treyvon Robinson" joins a pickup basketball game at the local court, trash-talking about his "superior athletic genes" while munching on a stolen bag of Skittles. The ref blows the whistle for a foul, and he argues, "That ain't fair, I'm just naturally dominant!"
But the team's coach, a burly black dude who's been eyeing him all game, grabs him by the jersey, blindfolds him with a sweaty headband, slathers lube from his gym bag all over, and pile-drives his ass courtside in a twisted BDSM slam dunk, yelling, "Now taste the rainbow, punk!"
I tried making an orphan baseball team. It sucked because they couldn’t find home plate.
Cleveland Browns
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball?
Because they ate all the bats.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans! 🏀🏀😆😆
When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick
LewenGOALski
Why can't a missing child play baseball? Cuz he doesn't know where home is.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.
Oh wait, I forgot.