Team jokes
Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?
What's Momma bear's favorite baseball team? The Cubs.
Fuck the Green Bay Packers!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t have a home to go to.
You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.
Cristiano Clapnaldo woke up FEELING DANGEROUS against Real Sociedad!
- 0 tapins! - 0 assists! - 3/3 dives! - 0 key passes! - 2 big chances missed! - 1/4 dribbles! - 2 Offsides! - 27 claps!
Better than Elanga?
Which two football teams played in the pirate Superbowl?
The Seahawks and the Buccaneers.
What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?
Special Forces.
Gordon Ramsay isn't a racist. If a team screws up, he screams at every person equally—no matter what their skin color.
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
She keeps on running from the ball.
Why couldn't the orphanage win the baseball game?
Answer: They couldn't find home base.
Time for double joke Tuesday.
What is a bird's favorite letter?
A C gull.
So I won a round of CSGO with my team, then on VC, some kid trash talked me.
Kid: You're a dick, you know!
Me: And you're a pussy, you know?
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.
My cousin really loves baseball.
He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.
Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?
He would never make it home base.
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.