Team jokes
It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had a cool subject! The subject was about Penaldo, the man who statpadded against small teams and camped in the pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which Penaldo dived like a dolphin!
How to improve my beloved Penchester United in 5 easy steps:
1. Sell Casemeiro 🤑 2. Sell Pernandes 🤑 3. Sell Bencho 🤑 4. Sell Trashford 🤑 5. Terminate penaldo 🤑 6. Make Mctominay extend his deal 📝
These came down deep from my heart. Don’t let me down again, please.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium?
'Cause he made his home run.
What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!
Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most?
GOALduck.
Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarterback!
I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.
Because I hate dealing with parents.
What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?
Two guys were beating up someone in an alley, so I stepped in to help.
He didn't stand a chance against the three of us.
Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.
GBM when he sees Soph (gets a boner) and has sex with Soph but realizes he forgot to put on a condom. Soph: "This is why Arsenal fans are so deluded and retarded."
Normal Fans after they lose the game: Good game, you guys played really well. GBM: "BRO REF WHAT THE BLOODY HELL YOU DELUDED ASS RETARD, OMFG WE LOST BECAUSE OF THIS REF!"
Adapt: Hey Adapt, did you know you're smart? Smart for being retarded. Yo Adapt!! You're so stupid that you gave me your Roblox account info and you said thanks about it!!
Barca fans after the LFC vs Barca game: We bottled it, damn it, we'll win the Copa Del Rey tho. Commie after the LFC vs Barca game: "YOU NEVER WALK ALONEEEEEEEEEE" Normal People: I support only 1 team. Commie: I support Barca, LFC, and AEK!! And I'm the biggest plastic in the server!!
Why does the basketball never get a date?
Because they dribble.
What do you call a group of depressed teenagers?
Suicide Squad.
ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG
Give me freedom. Give me fire. Give me contract, Or I retire.
Jog all day, Out of UCL now. FC Barcelona, I need you now.
Villarreal defenders, They surround me. Big submarines, All around me.
I get upset. Call my agent. I want money. I’m impatient.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because there is no home plate.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!