Team jokes
Who does an orphan play soccer with?
No one.
Why don’t Mexicans have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim are in the USA.
When you are sleeping in class and the shooter sees you, then they wake you up and say, "Let’s team up," like, what the f*ck?
Q: Why doesn’t Toledo have a professional football team?
A: Because then, Cincinnati would want one.
Official Dj Penaldo playlist.
1. "I'm a fraud" 2. "I need you (ft. Tap-ins)" 3. "I Want to Leave Mid United" 4. "Back where I belong (ft. Europa league)" 5. "TY Eder" 6. "Nobody wants me (Rejectnaldo Remix)" 7. "Fuck that kid (ft. Lil Broke phone)" 8. "Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)"
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
What's Africa's greatest sporting achievement? The 2018 World Cup...
Q: Why don't Indians play soccer?
A: Because every time they're in the corner, they open a store.
Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.
Oh wait, I forgot.
What's a lesbian's favorite sport? Dodgeball.
Your hairline so far back, it's a wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because there is no home plate.
South's losing to Broncos. 😹
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
What is a Fortnite player's favorite football team? The rabbit raiders! LOL! LMAO! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! LMAO! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
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Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.