Team jokes
You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.
Which two football teams played in the pirate Superbowl?
The Seahawks and the Buccaneers.
Cristiano Clapnaldo woke up FEELING DANGEROUS against Real Sociedad!
- 0 tapins! - 0 assists! - 3/3 dives! - 0 key passes! - 2 big chances missed! - 1/4 dribbles! - 2 Offsides! - 27 claps!
Better than Elanga?
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? New York Jets!!!
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
She keeps on running from the ball.
they didnt understand me
What helped the Lakers win the Finals? Kobe's passing!
Fuck the Green Bay Packers!
What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?
Special Forces.
What's Momma bear's favorite baseball team? The Cubs.
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
Time for double joke Tuesday.
What is a bird's favorite letter?
A C gull.
So I won a round of CSGO with my team, then on VC, some kid trash talked me.
Kid: You're a dick, you know!
Me: And you're a pussy, you know?
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.
Why couldn't the orphanage win the baseball game?
Answer: They couldn't find home base.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?
He would never make it home base.
So the coach got mad at me because I'm the only one on my team who is only a bit on the spectrum, and I was just keeping the ball to myself. The coach pulled me aside and said, "Pass to others." I said, "Why?" And he said, "There's no 'I' in 'team.'" I said, "Yeah, but there's an 'm' and an 'e.'"
Officer: "Stay back soldiers, minefield!"
Soldier: "Let's clear the field!"
Officer: "Ok!"
*silence*
*explosion*