Team jokes

Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?

Because no one misses them.

What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?

Special Forces.

Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.

Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?

He would never make it home base.

I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.

Because I hate dealing with parents.

If Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up, they would be great ALLOYS!

Did you hear the score in the Egypt vs Ethiopia football game? Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't.

I tried making an orphan baseball team. It sucked because they couldn’t find home plate.

Cleveland Browns

Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.

Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?

A: They stand near the fans! 🏀🏀😆😆

Why are the Chinese bad at baseball?

Because they ate all the bats.

When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”

How to improve my beloved Penchester United in 5 easy steps:

1. Sell Casemeiro 🤑 2. Sell Pernandes 🤑 3. Sell Bencho 🤑 4. Sell Trashford 🤑 5. Terminate penaldo 🤑 6. Make Mctominay extend his deal 📝

These came down deep from my heart. Don’t let me down again, please.

Today, I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around, I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you, Penaldo!

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?

The NBA.

LewenGOALski

Why can't a missing child play baseball? Cuz he doesn't know where home is.

Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.

Oh wait, I forgot.

Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.