Team jokes
A priest is struck by lightning and lays hurt on the ground.
When medical crew arrives he denies them, saying, "God will surely save me!"
The medical team tries to help him, but he keeps struggling and eventually dies.
Later in the afterlife, he screams at God, saying, "Why didn't you save me? Am I not dear to you?"
God answered, "B****, I sent you a f***ing ambulance and you denied it!"
Time for double joke Tuesday.
What is a bird's favorite letter?
A C gull.
So I won a round of CSGO with my team, then on VC, some kid trash talked me.
Kid: You're a dick, you know!
Me: And you're a pussy, you know?
Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"
Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.
Oh wait, I forgot.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
The all black basketball team
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
Fuck the Green Bay Packers!
In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?
Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
He doesn’t know where home is.
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?
A school shooter.
What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?
Special Forces.
Officer: "Stay back soldiers, minefield!"
Soldier: "Let's clear the field!"
Officer: "Ok!"
*silence*
*explosion*
Why did the CSI team have to go to the "Purple Rain" shoot?
Because they had to dust for Prince! hahaha
When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.
So the coach got mad at me because I'm the only one on my team who is only a bit on the spectrum, and I was just keeping the ball to myself. The coach pulled me aside and said, "Pass to others." I said, "Why?" And he said, "There's no 'I' in 'team.'" I said, "Yeah, but there's an 'm' and an 'e.'"
What helped the Lakers win the Finals? Kobe's passing!
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? New York Jets!!!
What's Momma bear's favorite baseball team? The Cubs.
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