Team jokes
When you are sleeping in class and the shooter sees you, then they wake you up and say, "Let’s team up," like, what the f*ck?
There's no "I" in team, but there is a "U" in cunt.
Two guys were beating up someone in an alley, so I stepped in to help.
He didn't stand a chance against the three of us.
So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
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Why are the Chinese bad at baseball?
Because they ate all the bats.
What do you call a trans superhero team?
Ex-men.
Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans! 🏀🏀😆😆
What do you call a group of emo friends?
THE SUICIDE SQUAD!
As an honest Penaldo fan, I have to admit he is a penalty merchant. He can only score against farmer teams like Spezia. He never shows up against great teams like Barcelona.
I've come to realize my hero Penaldo will never be better than Messi. My idol Penaldo is sadly finished.
Why was Liverpool better than Man United? We won 5-0, and you have a sex offender on your team.
What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?
They both get smoked in bowls.
Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.
How to improve my beloved Penchester United in 5 easy steps:
1. Sell Casemeiro 🤑 2. Sell Pernandes 🤑 3. Sell Bencho 🤑 4. Sell Trashford 🤑 5. Terminate penaldo 🤑 6. Make Mctominay extend his deal 📝
These came down deep from my heart. Don’t let me down again, please.
Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Tim and Tom were at work. Tim said, "I'm sick of this. I'm going to act like an idiot to get sent home." So Tim was on the roof saying, "I am a light bulb!" The boss walked in and said, "Tim, go home, you're acting like a dick!" Then Tom started packing up and Tim said, "Tom, why are you packing up?" Tom says, "I can't work in the fucking dark, can I?"
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!