Team jokes
Fuck the Green Bay Packers!
What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?
Special Forces.
Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?
He would never make it home base.
Why are there no women in the NFL?
Commissioner Roger Goodell firmly believes in equal opportunity, so the girl tries out. Then, if she makes the team, we gangbang her to death. I mean, could you imagine what a scary birch she'd have to be?
Do you like soccer? My favorite player is Ronaldo, but we can still get Messi.
they didnt understand me
What do you call a group of special ed kids with guns? Special forces.
Why are Nazis so good at soccer?
Because they're so good at shooting.
When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
Official Dj Penaldo playlist.
1. "I'm a fraud" 2. "I need you (ft. Tap-ins)" 3. "I Want to Leave Mid United" 4. "Back where I belong (ft. Europa league)" 5. "TY Eder" 6. "Nobody wants me (Rejectnaldo Remix)" 7. "Fuck that kid (ft. Lil Broke phone)" 8. "Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)"
Why can't orphans sign up for sports?
They have to have a parent's signature.
Cristiano Clapnaldo woke up FEELING DANGEROUS against Real Sociedad!
- 0 tapins! - 0 assists! - 3/3 dives! - 0 key passes! - 2 big chances missed! - 1/4 dribbles! - 2 Offsides! - 27 claps!
Better than Elanga?
Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!
What's Africa's greatest sporting achievement? The 2018 World Cup...
There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...
...Steve Kerr’s team.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn't ketchup. So we switched to cheeseburgers, but I still couldn't mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through.
So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn't seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn't digest the stress, I guess! :D
You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.