Team

Team jokes

Couch

    • Some moving men had just begun their day's work.

    The first thing they brought into the house was a huge couch.

    The owner came in and asked how everything was going. They replied, "Sofa so good."

    Step

    • How to improve my beloved Penchester United in 5 easy steps:

    1. Sell Casemeiro 🤑 2. Sell Pernandes 🤑 3. Sell Bencho 🤑 4. Sell Trashford 🤑 5. Terminate penaldo 🤑 6. Make Mctominay extend his deal 📝

    These came down deep from my heart. Don’t let me down again, please.

  • 1

    • Fan

    • GBM when he sees Soph (gets a boner) and has sex with Soph but realizes he forgot to put on a condom. Soph: "This is why Arsenal fans are so deluded and retarded."

    Normal Fans after they lose the game: Good game, you guys played really well. GBM: "BRO REF WHAT THE BLOODY HELL YOU DELUDED ASS RETARD, OMFG WE LOST BECAUSE OF THIS REF!"

    Adapt: Hey Adapt, did you know you're smart? Smart for being retarded. Yo Adapt!! You're so stupid that you gave me your Roblox account info and you said thanks about it!!

    Barca fans after the LFC vs Barca game: We bottled it, damn it, we'll win the Copa Del Rey tho. Commie after the LFC vs Barca game: "YOU NEVER WALK ALONEEEEEEEEEE" Normal People: I support only 1 team. Commie: I support Barca, LFC, and AEK!! And I'm the biggest plastic in the server!!

  • 3

    • Guy

    • Two guys were beating up someone in an alley, so I stepped in to help.

    He didn't stand a chance against the three of us.

    Team memes

    Boy

    • Girl: Hi (flirt)

    Boy: Hi? (reluctant)

    Girl: I'm a cheerleader captain, I'm also single (flirt).

    Boy 2: Excuse me?! He's MY MAN...

  • 0

    • Baby

    • What's the difference between soccer and a dead baby?

    I don't wear steel cap boots when I play soccer.

  • 0

    • Orphanage

    • I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.

    Because I hate dealing with parents.

  • 1