Team jokes
What's the twin towers' favorite football team?
New York Jets.
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?
The New York Jets.
At baseball practice...
"Hey John, did you bring the bucket of balls?"
"No, but I got two right here."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't ever find home.
I was playing football with my friends, and I got tackled and got a penalty. Suddenly, the ground started shaking, and Penaldo emerged from the mud. He took the penalty, but since it wasn't Andorra, he missed. Shame on you, Penaldo!
Memes
Fr tho
Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game?
It was Eight-Nothing.
Why does Mexico not have a good athletics team? Because anyone who can run or jump is already over the wall.
Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?
Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.
Why did Susie get cut from the soccer team? She has no legs!
Who broke into my house by kicking down my door? Not Susie... But she still is in my basement, since she can't run!
How do you create the world's quickest human pyramid?
Turn on the gas chamber.
A teacher in Scunthorpe asks a class what their favorite football team is, saying, "Raise your hand if it is Scunthorpe." Every student but one raised their hand. The teacher asks, "Why don't you support Scunthorpe?" The child answers, "My parents support Grimsby, and so do I." The teacher comes back with, "Why are you copying your parents? What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad a druggie?" The child answers, "Then I'd support Scunthorpe like you dirty bastards!"
Why does an orphan always get out in baseball?
Because he can't run home.
Official Dj Penaldo playlist.
1. "I'm a fraud" 2. "I need you (ft. Tap-ins)" 3. "I Want to Leave Mid United" 4. "Back where I belong (ft. Europa league)" 5. "TY Eder" 6. "Nobody wants me (Rejectnaldo Remix)" 7. "Fuck that kid (ft. Lil Broke phone)" 8. "Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)"
So the coach got mad at me because I'm the only one on my team who is only a bit on the spectrum, and I was just keeping the ball to myself. The coach pulled me aside and said, "Pass to others." I said, "Why?" And he said, "There's no 'I' in 'team.'" I said, "Yeah, but there's an 'm' and an 'e.'"
Q: What do you call a group of transgender women?
A: The X-Men.
What do I call a white person with 15 black kids?
Coach.
When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.
My friend threw a soccer ball at a disabled kid.
We all yelled "Rocket league!"
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.