I tried making an orphan baseball team. It sucked because they couldn’t find home plate

Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new đź’•

Why did Susie get cut from the soccer team? She has no legs! Who broke into my house by kicking down my door? Not Susie… But she still is in my basement, since she can’t run!

the columbine high school basketball team hasnt been the same since they lost there 2 best shooters

why cant Columbus be offered a professional football team?

Because then Cincinnati would want one to

Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

Q: Why doesn’t Toledo have a professional football team? A: Because then, Cincinnati would want one.

Why can’t Orphans play sports? Because they don’t have a home team

Why don’t Mexican have an olimpic team because everyone who can run jump and swim are IN The USA

China should be a baseball team

Awesome amazing game

I was going to join the debating team

…but someone talked me out of it.

Coach yelled at me when I stole home. I ran home with the base and asked him where to put it.

Why are there no women in the NFL? Commissioner Roger Goodell firmly believes in equal opportunity. So the girl tries out. Then, if she makes the team we gangbang her to death. I mean, could you imagine what a scary birch shed have to be?

Time for double joke tuesday

What is a bird’s favorite letter?

A C gull

So I won a round of CSGO with my team, then on VC, some kid trash talked me

Kid: Your a dick, you know!

Me: And your a pussy, you know?

there is a ghost baseball game and one team loses cause of one player so they start boo-ing him!

What NFL teams parts with James Charles!?

Green bay packers & New England Patriots

Why did every one quit the high school volleyball team: To join COACH KYLE"S team of course.

Which two football teams played in the pirate Superbowl?

The Seahawks and the Buccaneers.

Three disabled guys (a blind man, an amputee, and a guy in a wheelchair) are flying back with the USA team from the Paralympic games in the Middle East when their plane crashes in the Sahara Desert. The three disabled guys (the only survivors) are now stranded and wait for someone to rescue them, but no one showed. They start to get real thirsty, so they decide to seek out water. The amputee leads the way, with the blind man pushing the guy in the wheelchair; and, eventually they find an oasis. The amputee leader goes into the water first, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, walks out the other side and lo and behold, he has a NEW LEG! He gets excited and encourages his friends to do the same. The blind man offers to push the guy in the wheelchair, but he gets refused because the guy in the chair wants to be Mr Independent and isists the blind man goes ahead first. So he goes into the water, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, walks out the other side and lo and behold, he can SEE! Now the guy in the wheelchair’s getting really excited, starts pushing with all his might, goes into the water, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, and wheels out the other side. Lo and behold, NEW TIRES!!!

Why does Mexico not have a Olympic team?

Because all of them that can jump,swim,and run are already here.

Loading...