Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't ever find home.
Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game?
It was Eight-Nothing
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Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?
Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.
Why did Susie get cut from the soccer team? She has no legs! Who broke into my house by kicking down my door? Not Susie... But she still is in my basement, since she can't run!
How do you create the worlds quickest human pyramid?
Turn on the gaschamber.
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so the coach got mad at me cause im the only one on my team who is only a bit on the spectrum and i was just keeping the ball to myself and the coach pulled me aside and said pass to others i said why and he said theres no i in team and i said ya but theres an m e
Why does a orphan always get out in baseball
Cause he can't run home
Official Dj Penaldo playlist. 1. I'm a fraud 2. I need you (ft. Tap-ins) 3. I Want to Leave Mid United 4. Back where I belong (ft. Europa league) 5. TY Eder 6. Nobody wants me ( Rejectnaldo Remix) 7. Fuck that kid ( ft. Lil Broke phone) 8. Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)
I was playing football with my friends and i got tackled and got a penalty suddenly the ground started shaking and penaldo emerged from the mud and he till the penalty but since it wasn’t andorra he missed. Shame on you penaldo!
What do I call a white person with 15 black kids
Coach
My friend threw a soccer ball at a disabled kid.
We all yelled "Rocket league"
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When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”.
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she ran away from the ball.
Q: What do you call a group of transgender women?
A: The X Men
Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the twin towers.
What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?
Special Forces.
Why are Orphans so bad at dodge ball
Because no one misses them
