Team jokes
Why didn't the koala make the football team? Because it got diskoalafied!
Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.
My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn't ketchup. So we switched to cheeseburgers, but I still couldn't mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through.
So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn't seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn't digest the stress, I guess! :D
What's Momma bear's favorite baseball team? The Cubs.
Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.
Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?
Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Because they don’t have a home to go to.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
He doesn’t know where home is.
What do you call a group of special ed kids with guns? Special forces.
So NFL teams were playing football on me, and then Justin Jefferson hit something called "the gritty" on me.
So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
There is a ghost baseball game and one team loses because of one player so they start booing him!
What are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.
What do you call a trans superhero team?
Ex-men.
How to improve my beloved Penchester United in 5 easy steps:
1. Sell Casemeiro 🤑 2. Sell Pernandes 🤑 3. Sell Bencho 🤑 4. Sell Trashford 🤑 5. Terminate penaldo 🤑 6. Make Mctominay extend his deal 📝
These came down deep from my heart. Don’t let me down again, please.
Why couldn't the orphanage win the baseball game?
Answer: They couldn't find home base.
A lion, Johnny Depp, and a hockey player from Nashville all have one thing in common.
They're all Predators!
As an honest Penaldo fan, I have to admit he is a penalty merchant. He can only score against farmer teams like Spezia. He never shows up against great teams like Barcelona.
I've come to realize my hero Penaldo will never be better than Messi. My idol Penaldo is sadly finished.
Why was Liverpool better than Man United? We won 5-0, and you have a sex offender on your team.
A little boy got the homework that he had to learn the four first letters of the alphabet. He went to his mother, who was knitting and had hurt herself. He asked her what the first letter of the alphabet was, and she said a swear word. He went to his brother, who was playing with a Superman, and asked what the second letter of the alphabet was, and he answered "SUPERMAN!!!". Then he went to his little sister, and asked what the third letter of the alphabet was, and given the fact that she was playing with Barbies, she said, "in the Barbie Dream House!" Then he went to his father who was watching a soccer game, and his team just scored, so when he asked what the fourth letter of the alphabet was, he said, "Olé Olé Olé!!!". The next day at school, the teacher asked the little boy what the first four letters of the alphabet were. He said the swear word. "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, YOUNG MAN!!!", the teacher boomed. "Superman", the boy replied. "WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!?!?!", the teacher continued. "In the Barbie Dream House" "GO TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE!!!" "OLÉ OLÉ OLÉ OLÉ!", the boy chanted on his was down the hall.