Team jokes
Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans! 🏀🏀😆😆
The coach yelled at me when I stole home. I ran home with the base and asked him where to put it.
Some moving men had just begun their day's work.
The first thing they brought into the house was a huge couch.
The owner came in and asked how everything was going. They replied, "Sofa so good."
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
When your friends [are] talking about sports:
Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁
Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱
Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 😶🙀
I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.
Because I hate dealing with parents.
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
What do you call a group of emo friends?
THE SUICIDE SQUAD!
Rangers are a joke.
I work at a movie studio.
Unfortunately, the team I was working with was useless.
The team:
Girl: Hi (flirt)
Boy: Hi? (reluctant)
Girl: I'm a cheerleader captain, I'm also single (flirt).
Boy 2: Excuse me?! He's MY MAN...
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
I tried making an orphan baseball team. It sucked because they couldn’t find home plate.
You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating, but it went too far on September 7th, 2011, when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.
What was the score to the African basketball game? It was 8-0.
Your mom is so fat that she mains Heavy from the game Team Fortress 2!
22 ants were playing football in a saucer.
One ant said to another one, “We'll have to play better tomorrow. We're playing in the cup!”
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?
The New York Jets.
Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?
Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.