Team jokes
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He didn't know where home was.
Gordon Ramsay isn't a racist. If a team screws up, he screams at every person equally—no matter what their skin color.
Why does Adam go hockey, you might ask?
In my opinion, he shouldn't go because he is bad, but he needs the armor to protect himself from his own step-dad.
It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had a cool subject! The subject was about Penaldo, the man who statpadded against small teams and camped in the pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which Penaldo dived like a dolphin!
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.
What are orphans' favorite sports team? The home team.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.
Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.
Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most?
GOALduck.
I was playing football with my friends, and I got tackled and got a penalty. Suddenly, the ground started shaking, and Penaldo emerged from the mud. He took the penalty, but since it wasn't Andorra, he missed. Shame on you, Penaldo!
Why doesn’t Pakistan have any football teams?
Every corner they get, they open a shop on it!
There's no "I" in team, but there is a "U" in cunt.
Two guys were beating up someone in an alley, so I stepped in to help.
He didn't stand a chance against the three of us.
My friend threw a soccer ball at a disabled kid.
We all yelled "Rocket league!"
What is a Fortnite player's favorite football team? The rabbit raiders! LOL! LMAO! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! LMAO! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
What do I call a white person with 15 black kids?
Coach.
Q: Why are the 49ers called the 49ers?
A: 'Cause they can't make it past the 50-yard line.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on juan.
What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?
I tried making an orphan baseball team. It sucked because they couldn’t find home plate.