Team jokes
So NFL teams were playing football on me, and then Justin Jefferson hit something called "the gritty" on me.
Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!
There is a ghost baseball game and one team loses because of one player so they start booing him!
What do you call a trans superhero team?
Ex-men.
So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?
Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.
How to improve my beloved Penchester United in 5 easy steps:
1. Sell Casemeiro 🤑 2. Sell Pernandes 🤑 3. Sell Bencho 🤑 4. Sell Trashford 🤑 5. Terminate penaldo 🤑 6. Make Mctominay extend his deal 📝
These came down deep from my heart. Don’t let me down again, please.
As an honest Penaldo fan, I have to admit he is a penalty merchant. He can only score against farmer teams like Spezia. He never shows up against great teams like Barcelona.
I've come to realize my hero Penaldo will never be better than Messi. My idol Penaldo is sadly finished.
My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn't ketchup. So we switched to cheeseburgers, but I still couldn't mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through.
So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn't seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn't digest the stress, I guess! :D
What are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.
Why was Liverpool better than Man United? We won 5-0, and you have a sex offender on your team.
What's Momma bear's favorite baseball team? The Cubs.
What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?
They both get smoked in bowls.
A lion, Johnny Depp, and a hockey player from Nashville all have one thing in common.
They're all Predators!
22 ants were playing football in a saucer.
One ant said to another one, “We'll have to play better tomorrow. We're playing in the cup!”
What do you call a group of special ed kids with guns? Special forces.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
He doesn’t know where home is.
Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Tim and Tom were at work. Tim said, "I'm sick of this. I'm going to act like an idiot to get sent home." So Tim was on the roof saying, "I am a light bulb!" The boss walked in and said, "Tim, go home, you're acting like a dick!" Then Tom started packing up and Tim said, "Tom, why are you packing up?" Tom says, "I can't work in the fucking dark, can I?"