Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Team Jokes
What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
Why can't a missing child play baseball? Cuz he doesn't know where home is.
Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.
Oh wait, I forgot.
How to improve my beloved Penchester United in 5 easy steps:
1. Sell Casemeiro 🤑 2. Sell Pernandes 🤑 3. Sell Bencho 🤑 4. Sell Trashford 🤑 5. Terminate penaldo 🤑 6. Make Mctominay extend his deal 📝
These came down deep from my heart. Don’t let me down again, please.
Today, I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around, I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you, Penaldo!
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!
Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were.
Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5 AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!
What are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.
22 ants were playing football in a saucer.
One ant said to another one, “We'll have to play better tomorrow. We're playing in the cup!”
Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.
Q: Why are the 49ers called the 49ers?
A: 'Cause they can't make it past the 50-yard line.
The Columbine High School basketball team hasn't been the same since they lost their two best shooters.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.
Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.
Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most?
GOALduck.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Your mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
