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Why can't a missing child play baseball, cuz he doesnt know where home is
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?
The NBA
Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were. Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!
What is are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack
22 ants were playing football in a saucer. One ant said to another one, “We'll have to play better tomorrow. We're playing in the cup!”
Why can't a orphan play basketball
Because no one will be cheering them on
the columbine high school basketball team hasnt been the same since they lost there 2 best shooters
Why Orphans cant play Baseball? Cause they cant find thier Homebase.
Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most? GOALduck.
Why did the orphan join the baseball team? Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home
What do you call 2 Latinos playing baseball hwone on hwone
Why are orphans so bad at baseball Because they can’t get a home run
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Why dose the basketball never get a date ........ Because they dribble. ✌️✌️✌️✌️
whats the difference between soccer and a dead baby? . . . i dont wear steal cap boots when i play soccer
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A priest is struck by lightning and lays hurt on the ground.
When medical crew arrives he denies them saying "God will surely save me."
The medical team tries to help him but he keeps struggling and eventually dies.
Later in the afterlife, he screams at God, saying, "Why didn't you save me? Am I not dear to you?"
God answered, "B**** I sent you a f***ing ambulance and you denied it!"
What's Africas greatest sporting achievement? The 2018 world cup...
There was a recent football match between Ethiopia and Egypt........ Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't
