Team Jokes

As an honest Penaldo fan I have to admit he is a penalty merchant. He can only score against farmer teams like Spezia. He never shows up against great teams like Barcelona. I've come to realize my hero Penaldo will never be better than Messi. My idol Penaldo is sadly finished.

In the new Justice League movie Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that? Because Flash is not supported on Windows.

What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?

GO HOME!

why cant Columbus be offered a professional football team?

Because then Cincinnati would want one to

When you are sleeping in class and the shooter sees you then they wake you up and say let’s team up like wtf

Why cant a chines kid play baseball

-They ate the bat

What does weed in the Carolina Panthers have in common? They both get smoked in bowls

Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?she keeps on running from the ball.

why cant an orphan win a baseball game? Because they can't reach home

I met a baseball player , so I told him to make a home run , and he just looked at me with sadness I don't know why

By the way he was an orphan

Hi! could i join?

What was the score to the African basketball game? It was 8-0

South’s losing to broncos😹

Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.

Why couldn't the orphan play baseball He didn't no where home was

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In America they was a boy named urhan and he had one hand and a stump and a girl named handa who was a orphan, they had a trial for Boston red socks and they failed because urhan couldn’t stump the ball and handa didn’t know where home was.