Team jokes

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?

The NBA.

Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.

How to improve my beloved Penchester United in 5 easy steps:

1. Sell Casemeiro 🤑 2. Sell Pernandes 🤑 3. Sell Bencho 🤑 4. Sell Trashford 🤑 5. Terminate penaldo 🤑 6. Make Mctominay extend his deal 📝

These came down deep from my heart. Don’t let me down again, please.

Today, I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around, I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you, Penaldo!

What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.

Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?

Because nobody misses them.

ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG

Give me freedom. Give me fire. Give me contract, Or I retire.

Jog all day, Out of UCL now. FC Barcelona, I need you now.

Villarreal defenders, They surround me. Big submarines, All around me.

I get upset. Call my agent. I want money. I’m impatient.

I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."

Why is basketball such a messy sport?

'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!

Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were.

Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5 AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!

What are Russia's favorite netball positions?

Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.

22 ants were playing football in a saucer.

One ant said to another one, “We'll have to play better tomorrow. We're playing in the cup!”

A black dude shows up to a job interview for a watermelon farmhand gig, resume full of fried chicken joint experience. The boss asks, "Why should I hire you?" He stutters, "Uh, I got skills in... uh..." Before he can finish, a hulk-like, veiny, muscular, giant transgender man storms in, straps him to the interview desk with velvet cuffs, drips hot wax on his back from a candle shaped like a massive dick, and rams his ass relentlessly while whispering, "Welcome to the team, bitch. Your probation starts now."

Why can't an orphan play basketball?

Because no one will be cheering them on.

Q: Why are the 49ers called the 49ers?

A: 'Cause they can't make it past the 50-yard line.

The Columbine High School basketball team hasn't been the same since they lost their two best shooters.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't find their home base.

Your mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Because they can’t get a home run.

Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most?

GOALduck.