Team jokes
Your mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
How do baseballs communicate?
They touch base!
Q: What do you call a group of transgender women?
A: The X-Men.
Why don’t Mexicans have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim are in the USA.
Fuck the Green Bay Packers!
Hollow Knight Meme
What do you call a bank robbery with MrBeast?
A donation team.
What's a lesbian's favorite sport? Dodgeball.
Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.
Oh wait, I forgot.
At baseball practice...
"Hey John, did you bring the bucket of balls?"
"No, but I got two right here."
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide Squad!
A skinny black person named "Treyvon Robinson" joins a pickup basketball game at the local court, trash-talking about his "superior athletic genes" while munching on a stolen bag of Skittles. The ref blows the whistle for a foul, and he argues, "That ain't fair, I'm just naturally dominant!"
But the team's coach, a burly black dude who's been eyeing him all game, grabs him by the jersey, blindfolds him with a sweaty headband, slathers lube from his gym bag all over, and pile-drives his ass courtside in a twisted BDSM slam dunk, yelling, "Now taste the rainbow, punk!"
What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?
Special Forces.
A priest is struck by lightning and lays hurt on the ground.
When medical crew arrives he denies them, saying, "God will surely save me!"
The medical team tries to help him, but he keeps struggling and eventually dies.
Later in the afterlife, he screams at God, saying, "Why didn't you save me? Am I not dear to you?"
God answered, "B****, I sent you a f***ing ambulance and you denied it!"
What's the twin towers' favorite football team?
New York Jets.
In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
What do you call a bunch of depressed kids with AK47s?
Suicide squad. 😂😂😂
Why did Susie get cut from the soccer team? She has no legs!
Who broke into my house by kicking down my door? Not Susie... But she still is in my basement, since she can't run!
You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating, but it went too far on September 7th, 2011, when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.