Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?
The NBA.
Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.
Oh wait, I forgot.
ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG
Give me freedom. Give me fire. Give me contract, Or I retire.
Jog all day, Out of UCL now. FC Barcelona, I need you now.
Villarreal defenders, They surround me. Big submarines, All around me.
I get upset. Call my agent. I want money. I’m impatient.
Today, I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around, I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you, Penaldo!
How to improve my beloved Penchester United in 5 easy steps:
1. Sell Casemeiro 🤑 2. Sell Pernandes 🤑 3. Sell Bencho 🤑 4. Sell Trashford 🤑 5. Terminate penaldo 🤑 6. Make Mctominay extend his deal 📝
These came down deep from my heart. Don’t let me down again, please.
I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."
Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were.
Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5 AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!
What are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.
22 ants were playing football in a saucer.
One ant said to another one, “We'll have to play better tomorrow. We're playing in the cup!”
Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.
Q: Why are the 49ers called the 49ers?
A: 'Cause they can't make it past the 50-yard line.
The Columbine High School basketball team hasn't been the same since they lost their two best shooters.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.
Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most?
GOALduck.
Your mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?
