Team jokes
What helped the Lakers win the Finals? Kobe's passing!
What's Momma bear's favorite baseball team? The Cubs.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? New York Jets!!!
Why couldn't the orphanage win the baseball game?
Answer: They couldn't find home base.
Why did Susie get cut from the soccer team? She has no legs!
Who broke into my house by kicking down my door? Not Susie... But she still is in my basement, since she can't run!
The all black basketball team
If Iron Man and Quicksilver teamed up,
They would be alloys.
How do you create the world's quickest human pyramid?
Turn on the gas chamber.
What's the twin towers' favorite football team?
New York Jets.
Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?
He would never make it home base.
Yo mama so fat, when she joined Team 10... It became TEAM, 10, TONS!
Official Dj Penaldo playlist.
1. "I'm a fraud" 2. "I need you (ft. Tap-ins)" 3. "I Want to Leave Mid United" 4. "Back where I belong (ft. Europa league)" 5. "TY Eder" 6. "Nobody wants me (Rejectnaldo Remix)" 7. "Fuck that kid (ft. Lil Broke phone)" 8. "Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)"
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide Squad!
What's a lesbian's favorite sport? Dodgeball.
The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent, but had not phoned in.
Needing to have an urgent work problem resolved, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted by a child's whisper, "Hello."
"Is your Mummy home?" he asked.
"Yes," whispered the small voice.
"May I talk with her?"
The child whispered, "No."
Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Daddy there?"
"Yes."
"May I talk with him?"
Again the small voice whispered, "No."
Hoping there was someone with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anyone else there?"
"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman."
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"
"No, he's busy," whispered the child.
"Busy doing what?"
"Talking to the ambulancemen and the Fireman," came the whispered answer.
Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, "What is that noise?"
"A helicopter," answered the whispering voice.
"What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.
Again, whispering, the child answered, "The search team just landed a helicopter."
Alarmed, confused, and a little frustrated, the boss asked, "What are they searching for?"
Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle..."Me!"
There was a recent football match between Ethiopia and Egypt.
Egypt 8, Ethiopia 0.
What's Africa's greatest sporting achievement? The 2018 World Cup...
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the squad?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He didn't know where home was.
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she ran away from the ball.
What do you call a group of special ed kids with guns? Special forces.