Three disabled guys (a blind man, an amputee, and a guy in a wheelchair) are flying back with the USA team from the Paralympic games in the Middle East when their plane crashes in the Sahara Desert. The three disabled guys (the only survivors) are now stranded and wait for someone to rescue them, but no one showed. They start to get real thirsty, so they decide to seek out water. The amputee leads the way, with the blind man pushing the guy in the wheelchair; and, eventually they find an oasis. The amputee leader goes into the water first, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, walks out the other side and lo and behold, he has a NEW LEG! He gets excited and encourages his friends to do the same. The blind man offers to push the guy in the wheelchair, but he gets refused because the guy in the chair wants to be Mr Independent and isists the blind man goes ahead first. So he goes into the water, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, walks out the other side and lo and behold, he can SEE! Now the guy in the wheelchair's getting really excited, starts pushing with all his might, goes into the water, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, and wheels out the other side. Lo and behold, NEW TIRES!!!
What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!
As an honest Penaldo fan I have to admit he is a penalty merchant. He can only score against farmer teams like Spezia. He never shows up against great teams like Barcelona. I've come to realize my hero Penaldo will never be better than Messi. My idol Penaldo is sadly finished.
In the new Justice League movie Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that? Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
why cant Columbus be offered a professional football team?
Because then Cincinnati would want one to
What’s momma bear’s favorite baseball team? The Cubs.
It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had cool subject! The subject was about the Pendulum, the man who statpaded against small teams and camped in pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which penaldo dived like a dolphin!
When you are sleeping in class and the shooter sees you then they wake you up and say let’s team up like wtf
why cant orphane play baseball? they cant find home
Why cant a chines kid play baseball
-They ate the bat
What has 4 legs and two gloves
All five people on my baseball team. ⚾️
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
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Why didnt the skeleton cross the road?
Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!
why cant an orphan win a baseball game? Because they can't reach home
South’s losing to broncos😹
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?she keeps on running from the ball.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball He didn't no where home was
