What's the difference between soccer and a dead baby?
I don't wear steel cap boots when I play soccer.
Yo mama so fat, when she joined Team 10...
It became TEAM, 10, TONS!
A priest is struck by lightning and lays hurt on the ground.
When medical crew arrives he denies them, saying, "God will surely save me!"
The medical team tries to help him, but he keeps struggling and eventually dies.
Later in the afterlife, he screams at God, saying, "Why didn't you save me? Am I not dear to you?"
God answered, "B****, I sent you a f***ing ambulance and you denied it!"
What's Africa's greatest sporting achievement? The 2018 World Cup...
There was a recent football match between Ethiopia and Egypt.
Egypt 8, Ethiopia 0.
Three disabled guys (a blind man, an amputee, and a guy in a wheelchair) are flying back with the USA team from the Paralympic games in the Middle East when their plane crashes in the Sahara Desert. The three disabled guys (the only survivors) are now stranded and wait for someone to rescue them, but no one showed. They start to get real thirsty, so they decide to seek out water. The amputee leads the way, with the blind man pushing the guy in the wheelchair; and, eventually they find an oasis. The amputee leader goes into the water first, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, walks out the other side and lo and behold, he has a NEW LEG! He gets excited and encourages his friends to do the same.
The blind man offers to push the guy in the wheelchair, but he gets refused because the guy in the chair wants to be Mr. Independent and insists the blind man goes ahead first. So he goes into the water, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, walks out the other side and lo and behold, he can SEE! Now the guy in the wheelchair's getting really excited, starts pushing with all his might, goes into the water, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, and wheels out the other side. Lo and behold, NEW TIRES!!!
Fuck the Green Bay Packers!
Yo Mama is so STUPID she thought the football team Rams were actually the animal Rams
In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?
Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
As an honest Penaldo fan, I have to admit he is a penalty merchant. He can only score against farmer teams like Spezia. He never shows up against great teams like Barcelona.
I've come to realize my hero Penaldo will never be better than Messi. My idol Penaldo is sadly finished.
What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!
What's Momma bear's favorite baseball team? The Cubs.
Why can't Columbus be offered a professional football team?
Because then Cincinnati would want one too.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had a cool subject! The subject was about Penaldo, the man who statpadded against small teams and camped in the pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which Penaldo dived like a dolphin!
When you are sleeping in class and the shooter sees you, then they wake you up and say, "Let’s team up," like, what the f*ck?
Why cant a chines kid play baseball
-They ate the bat
What was the score to the African basketball game? It was 8-0
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball He didn't no where home was
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