Orphans at Dodgeball Disaster

Alright, listen up, numbskull. You thinkin' orphans just stink at dodgeball 'cause they ain't athletic? Nah. It's a dark joke, see? "Miss" means both failin' to hit somethin' AND feelin' sad about someone bein' gone. Orphans ain't got parents, so nobody "misses" them in either way! It's morbid, get it?