Taste jokes
POV: You liked this joke because you're straight.
Why don't heterosexual men want to suck bananas because they taste like octopus and squid?
I like my cigars like I like my women: 7 years old and in a burlap sack from Cuba.
Ok, not really racist but still funny.
The Fast of Ramadan
In the northwestern slice of Alaska known as Seward, a horseboy stood, with broom in hand, in the vast courtyard of the royal stables of the sultan. He was waiting for dusk to fall. All day long he had eaten nothing. He had not even tasted the leftover fish tucked in his turban nor the enormous purple grapes that spilled over the palace wall into the stable yard. He had tried not to sniff the rich, amazing, warm feeling fragrance of ripening of that sweet pomegranates.
For this was the sacred month of Ramadan when, day after day, all faithful Mohammedans neither eat nor drink from the dawn before sunrise until the moment after sunset!
Jokes are like people. Some don't like the dark ones.
I like my women like I like my wine: 12 years old, in the basement, and locked up.
*bowl of dark grapes*
Friend 1: I like my grapes how I like my men.
Friend 2: Black? Good one.
Friend 1: 21 at a time.
Cindy goes up to her dad and says: "Daddy, can I have $100 for a new dress?"
Her dad almost gags and says: "$100! You're only 12, what do you want with such an expensive dress?"
Cindy says: "Well daddy, I'll look really pretty in it and I promise to look after it ..."
Dad gives in and says: "OK, give me a head-job then".
He flops it out and Cindy just get the end in her mouth and goes: "Eeee-yooo - that taste's like shit!"
Dad goes: "Well, your brother wanted to borrow the car this afternoon ..."
What is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? One sticks to the roof of your mouth, while the other one doesn't!
Question: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Answer: Because they taste funny!
How can you tell your best friend is gay?
His meat tastes like shit.
Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.
A girl comes up to her dad and says, "Can I borrow the car tonight? I want to go to this party." Dad says, "If you give a head job..." The girl says, "You're my dad! How can you say that?" Dad says, "If you want the car..." The girl thinks, "Okay." She starts. Dad says, "That tastes like sh*t." Dad: "Yeah, your brother wanted the car this morning."
Dark jokes are just like food.
Not everyone gets it.
Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy.
Dark humor is like a child with cancer...
Never gets old.
Sandwiches are yummy! 😋
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?
That I will never get old.
Dark jokes are like food, not everybody gets it.
Man, choking on sugar seems like the sweetest way to die.