Taste jokes
In a bowl of golden delight, I savored each bite so bright, The potato salad, oh so fine, Left me feeling oh so divine.
The diced potatoes, oh so neat, In a dressing so cool and sweet, With onions and eggs, a treat, My taste buds did dance and greet.
The mayonnaise, a creamy dream, With mustard's zesty scheme, Together they did blend so well, My senses did take a spell.
The herbs, a fragrant delight, Added flavor with their might, Parsley and dill, a perfect pair, In this salad beyond compare.
So here's to the potato salad, A culinary work of art, That left me full and satisfied, And in my heart, a special part.
Butt plug, oh butt plug, get out of me.
Butt plug, oh butt plug, get in my mouth, oh how I wanna taste you.
Oh, butt plug, oh butt plug, something is nutty.
Stop ruining the jokes. It's called "worst jokes ever" for a reason. We all feel bad for orphans, but people like dark humor and joke about everyone, so quit being offended, please.
I like wine how I like my woman.
4 year old locked in a basement.
Q: Why couldn't the queer wist eating his hot dog?
A: Because it tasted like shit.
What is wrong with having chocolate for dessert? It tastes like shit, and I hate it.
Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy.
If Slade were a vegetable, he’d be a BRUSSELS SPROUT... small, bitter, and NOBODY wants him at the table.
Wanna know what's funny? Scott's low joke standards.
My sister beat me in a race. She gave me a raspberry. I was bitter.
Want to hear a joke about pizza?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
What the difference between cats and dogs? They dont have one both taste good
I went to the bathroom and into a stall to see a hole in the wall. It reminded me of "The Lickable Wallpaper" from "Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory." I jokingly started licking. Though, the carrot tasted musky and kinda wrinkly.
Okay, so I ate an apple and it tasted good.
Q. Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
A. Because they hate the taste of their stupid clown wigs, makeup, and retarded shoes.
Why do cannibals not like to eat clowns?
Cause they taste funny!
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?
That I will never get old.
What's a prostitute's favorite snack?
Skittles. They love to taste the rainbow.
Charlie likes big, black chocolate.
Why don't heterosexual men want to suck bananas because they taste like octopus and squid?