Taste jokes
Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a female. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.
Two lions plan their escape from the circus. The night they get out of their cages, they see a lone clown stumbling back from town, drunk, not a soul in sight. Since they are going on the run, they decide to catch one last meal before they hit the road.
As one lion gets a bite of leg, the second takes a piece of shoulder.
Then one stops and asks his companion:
"Does this taste funny to you?"
What's the difference between an anal and oral thermometer?
The taste.
A: This rice is very delicious!
B: Ya! It is more delicious if it is cooked.
Cannibal eats missionary, gets a taste for religion.
I like my women like I like my wine: 12 years old, in the basement, and locked up.
Why didn't anyone laugh at pizza jokes?
Because they were too cheesy!
Life is like a box of chocolates, they f*cking melt :)
I thought fruit tasted good. I guess I was wrong.
Q: Why couldn't the queer wist eating his hot dog?
A: Because it tasted like shit.
Wanna know what's funny? Scott's low joke standards.
I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself.
I like my women like I like my coffee: nice, fresh, and dead.
When my friend eats a mint, I say, "Hey, is it mint to be sweet?"
A teacher is doing an experiment about taste. She tells each student to line up so she can give them each a lifesaver, so they can tell her what flavor it is. She gives Suzy a pineapple one. Suzy tries it, says the flavor, and then goes and sits back down. That is the same for everyone, then it is Jhonny's turn. The teacher hands him a honey flavor one. Jhonny chews it for a while, then says,
"Teacher, I don't know what it is.". The teacher tries to give him a hint and says, "it's what your parents call each other when you are asleep". Immediately the boy behind Jhonny screams, "Spit it out Jhonny, it's an asshole!!!"
Q. Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
A. Because they hate the taste of their stupid clown wigs, makeup, and retarded shoes.
I like my wine like how I like my women: 10 years old and locked in a basement.
Dark jokes are like clean water, not everyone gets it.
"Suck my sugar, honey, it's very sweet and juicy."
Linda and Peter are having sex. Peter goes in and out hard then fast and then begins to taste her tits. Finally, he moves down to the vagina and eats her hard. His rouge is inside her body, lolling around. He fucks her hard again and his dick slicks up her vagina. The entire time she is moaning and begging for more.
When Linda cums on his penis she begins to lick his balls hard. Peter begins moaning too saying, "Linda, you're just as amazing at fucking as your sister."