two cannibals are eating a clown, when one cannibal looks up and asks the other cannibal....Does he taste funny to you?
One day a man was fixing a car, and he accidentally got brake oil in his mouth. He was about to spit it out, but then he thought, "Hmm, this tastes pretty good!" So he would keep drinking brake oil. But his friends were getting worried about him, and they were like, "Dude, this can't be healthy." But he said, "Don't worry. I can STOP anytime."
I was eating this girl out the other night and I tasted horse semen so I said to her "oh that's how you died grandma."
What do you call a steak that tastes bad? A MISsteak
Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.
What does a 90 year old's pussy taste like?
Depends...
you.
Hairy vagina is like sweets with the wrapper on. You don't like it, but you still eat it.
I saw my sister masturbating with a carrot. I said, "Come on, I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like carrots!"
Dark humor is like food.
Not everyone gets it.
Apparently, Monica Lewinsky didn't vote for Hillary Clinton this election. She said the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth.
