Dark humor is like water.
Not everybody gets it.
Why does Royal Cola have more royalty than a queen?
Answer: It tastes better.
See, morbid humor is just like water, not everyone gets it.
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, “Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?” The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, “Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?”
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, “It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch, it is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.”
Why do feminists eat so much pussy?
To get the taste of dick out of their mouths.
Does it cycle now, you stupid bitches?
Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a female. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.
Two lions plan their escape from the circus. The night they get out of their cages, they see a lone clown stumbling back from town, drunk, not a soul in sight. Since they are going on the run, they decide to catch one last meal before they hit the road.
As one lion gets a bite of leg, the second takes a piece of shoulder.
Then one stops and asks his companion:
"Does this taste funny to you?"
What's the difference between an anal and oral thermometer?
The taste.
A: This rice is very delicious!
B: Ya! It is more delicious if it is cooked.
Cannibal eats missionary, gets a taste for religion.
I like my women like I like my wine: 12 years old, in the basement, and locked up.
Why didn't anyone laugh at pizza jokes?
Because they were too cheesy!
Life is like a box of chocolates, they f*cking melt :)
I thought fruit tasted good. I guess I was wrong.
Q: Why couldn't the queer wist eating his hot dog?
A: Because it tasted like shit.
Wanna know what's funny? Scott's low joke standards.
I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself.
I like my women like I like my coffee: nice, fresh, and dead.
When my friend eats a mint, I say, "Hey, is it mint to be sweet?"
A teacher is doing an experiment about taste. She tells each student to line up so she can give them each a lifesaver, so they can tell her what flavor it is. She gives Suzy a pineapple one. Suzy tries it, says the flavor, and then goes and sits back down. That is the same for everyone, then it is Jhonny's turn. The teacher hands him a honey flavor one. Jhonny chews it for a while, then says,
"Teacher, I don't know what it is.". The teacher tries to give him a hint and says, "it's what your parents call each other when you are asleep". Immediately the boy behind Jhonny screams, "Spit it out Jhonny, it's an asshole!!!"
