Stitch jokes
Yo mama looks like the dinosaur from Lilo & Stitch.
A man walked into a bar... He got seven stitches.
Did you hear about the "Funny Doctor"?
He'll have you in "Stitches"!
Why do emo kids wear hoodies all the time?
Because they are hiding stitches.
How I talk: Hello
How Stitch talks: HeLlO.
I need to go to the tailor, or so it seams.
The other day, me and my friend were at the shops buying crafts. I was wearing a black top; she was wearing a stripy top. We were arguing about who was more creative when she asked me to prove that I am. I just said, "You buy your stripes, I make mine."
What did one needle say to the other?
"You be looking sharp!"
I can swallow two pieces of string and when they come out the other end, they'll be tied together. I shit you knot.
If you don’t know how to braid, hit that follow button, let’s gooo!
Community talk
Soooooooooooooooooooooo x1000 anyways I did an online thingy with meh doctor I need physical therapy for my back😞🙏🏼 but other than that I’m healthy and I get the stitches out in 16 days and I can ride my dirt bike again after 2 weeks (but it’s broken) that’s my update (not that anybody cares) also Mr.Nibbles turns 1 in 3 days (February 9th) so yas anyways if since I’m basically locked in my room (bed rest) I need … Read more
today i got a torn ear stitched up! it's been torn since i was like 4 or 5
Hey guys! Halloween's in like, a day, and if you celebrate and are going trick or treating with your best friend, here are some really cool +fun costume ideas!!
2 M&M's
Cat and Mouse (I'm probably doing this with my best friend)
The old classic, thing 1 and thing 2
Tomato sauce and mustard 😂
Devil and an angel
Cloud and lighting
A plant and a watering can
This ones really stupid, but funny- Coke can and a Pe… Read more