A man walked into a bar... He got seven stitches.
Stitch Jokes
Did you hear about the "Funny Doctor"?
He'll have you in "Stitches"!
Yo mama looks like the dinosaur from Lilo & Stitch.
How I talk: Hello
How Stitch talks: HeLlO.
Why do emo kids wear hoodies all the time?
Because they are hiding stitches.
