Stitch jokes
A man walked into a bar... He got seven stitches.
Did you hear about the "Funny Doctor"?
He'll have you in "Stitches"!
Yo mama looks like the dinosaur from Lilo & Stitch.
How I talk: Hello
How Stitch talks: HeLlO.
Why do emo kids wear hoodies all the time?
Because they are hiding stitches.
Children should never run with scissors, and lesbians should never scissor with the runs.
I told my dad I was self harming. The next day we talked about it and he said, "Hey you should CUT it out." It was funny but I couldn't bring myself to laugh at that.
Wanna hear somethin' ironic?
When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can't stop cutting.
I was asked at school to draw a line across the paper, but instead I showed them my wrists.
They say string theory is hanging on by a thread.
Community talk
Soooooooooooooooooooooo x1000 anyways I did an online thingy with meh doctor I need physical therapy for my back😞🙏🏼 but other than that I’m healthy and I get the stitches out in 16 days and I can ride my dirt bike again after 2 weeks (but it’s broken) that’s my update (not that anybody cares) also Mr.Nibbles turns 1 in 3 days (February 9th) so yas anyways if since I’m basically locked in my room (bed rest) I need … Read more
today i got a torn ear stitched up! it's been torn since i was like 4 or 5
Hey guys! Halloween's in like, a day, and if you celebrate and are going trick or treating with your best friend, here are some really cool +fun costume ideas!!
2 M&M's
Cat and Mouse (I'm probably doing this with my best friend)
The old classic, thing 1 and thing 2
Tomato sauce and mustard 😂
Devil and an angel
Cloud and lighting
A plant and a watering can
This ones really stupid, but funny- Coke can and a Pe… Read more