Stitch jokes
A man walked into a bar... He got seven stitches.
Did you hear about the "Funny Doctor"?
He'll have you in "Stitches"!
Yo mama looks like the dinosaur from Lilo & Stitch.
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This is me.
How I talk: Hello
How Stitch talks: HeLlO.
Why do emo kids wear hoodies all the time?
Because they are hiding stitches.
The other day, me and my friend were at the shops buying crafts. I was wearing a black top; she was wearing a stripy top. We were arguing about who was more creative when she asked me to prove that I am. I just said, "You buy your stripes, I make mine."
I was asked at school to draw a line across the paper, but instead I showed them my wrists.
You know why I don't buy Velcro items anymore?
They are a total rip off.
Little Johnny asks, "Mommy, where do babies come from?"
His mother replies, "The stork brings them."
Little Johnny, puzzled, asks, "Then who fucks the stork?"
Smaller babies may be delivered by a stork, but bigger ones need a crane.
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Soooooooooooooooooooooo x1000 anyways I did an online thingy with meh doctor I need physical therapy for my back😞🙏🏼 but other than that I’m healthy and I get the stitches out in 16 days and I can ride my dirt bike again after 2 weeks (but it’s broken) that’s my update (not that anybody cares) also Mr.Nibbles turns 1 in 3 days (February 9th) so yas anyways if since I’m basically locked in my room (bed rest) I need … Read more
today i got a torn ear stitched up! it's been torn since i was like 4 or 5
Hey guys! Halloween's in like, a day, and if you celebrate and are going trick or treating with your best friend, here are some really cool +fun costume ideas!!
2 M&M's
Cat and Mouse (I'm probably doing this with my best friend)
The old classic, thing 1 and thing 2
Tomato sauce and mustard 😂
Devil and an angel
Cloud and lighting
A plant and a watering can
This ones really stupid, but funny- Coke can and a Pe… Read more