Tale jokes

What’s the difference between 911 and an abortion?

With 911 there was a victim to tell the tale.

I read a story about a rabbit being raised. It was a hare-raising tale!

What's the difference between a black & a white fairy tale? White begins, "Once upon a time..." Black begins, "Y'all mutherfuckers ain't gonna believe this shit."

Why are cats bad storytellers? Because they only have one tail.