Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.
So this one time i saw Sally trying to get up after she fell off the swing, and i helped her up and she said ''Thank you '' and i said your welcome. The next day i saw her legs and someone said '' I would not do that'' and i said '' Whatever'' i tapped sally and the top halve fell I said ''WHAT HAPPENED TO SALLY. And someone said she went in a mine field.
why did susie fall off the swing
bc she had no arms
‘knock knock’
‘whos there‘
‘not susie!‘
why don't orphans go to the park? Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
What’s bad about swinging a dead baby above your head? Stopping it with the shovel
Sally has no arms. She fell off the swing. Why? someone threw a fridge at her. AAHAHAAAHHAHAH
Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms or legs
What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus
Knock knock.....Who’s there... Not the little boy
Sally fell off the swing. How did she fall off?
She had no arms.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Not sally
why did sally fall off the swing... because theirs to many jokes about sally
Why couldn’t little Susie stay on the swing? She had no arms
Knock knock Who’s there? Not Susie.
Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
Blind guy and his seeing eye dog walk into a bar. The Blind guy starts swinging the dog around on the leash. The bartender yells Sir Stop! What are you doing!? The Blind guy say, I'm just looking around.
A blind man walks into a bar and starts to swing his guide dog around his head, the bartender asks him nervously “are you okay” the blind man replies “yeah I’m just looking around”
how were tire swings made a tire said goodbye world and hung himself
why does every emo kid try to be like tarzan? so they can swing on the vine
Why did the girl fall off the swing. Because she had no arms!
20 fridges are loaded onto a plane, only 19 come off. Okay moving on you took to long, how many steps does it take to put an elephant into a fridge (*Their reply* Idk how many) 3, Open the fridge put the elephant into the fridge and close the door. how do you put a giraffe into the fridge (*Their reply* 3...) Wrong 4, Open the fridge take out the elephant put in the giraffe and close the door, why did sally fall off the swing, A fridge fell on her
why did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock whos there? not sally
why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms