Why did Bob fall off the swing while playing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock who's there not bob
A women walkes into a supermarket and sees a blined man swing a dog around in the air so the women walkes up to him and asked "what what are you doing" the man says " just having a look round"
Why did sally fall of the swing-someone chucked a brick at her. Why did sally through a clock out the window-she had brain damage from the brick.
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Whats better than swinging a baby around on a rope??? Stopping it with a shovel.
are you a playground because i want to put my kids in you
A person could build a playground with your mood swings.
Why can't sally swing? Because she has no arms Knock knock, "who's there?", not sally
*new* Where did sally go when the bombs dropped? Everywhere
What do you call Tarzan when he swings through the trees backwards?
Nazrat.
Why did annie fall from the swing
Because she had no hands
Knock knock “Who’s there” Not annie
Why did sally fall off the swing ?
Because someone booted her in the face 🤣🤣
What’s bad about swinging a dead baby above your head? Stopping it with the shovel
Knock knock? *who's there?* Not sally she doesn’t have and arms Why did sally fall off the swing? She doesn’t have any arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus
How do you get a clown of your swing?
You shoot it.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
Why did Stephanie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.
Knock Knock. Who’s there? Not Stephanie
how were tire swings made a tire said goodbye world and hung himself
when the emo kid is about to hang himself in the school bathroom and the autistic kid starts swinging the rope like indiana jones
Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a bus.
why does every emo kid try to be like tarzan? so they can swing on the vine
