Swing jokes
What's the difference between a baby and a tire swing?
A tire swing doesn't die when you hang it from a tree.
What’s bad about swinging a dead baby above your head?
Stopping it with the shovel!
"Creeper, aww man,"
"Today we back in the mine, got our pickaxe swinging from side to side, side, side to side."
Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she was hit by a bus.
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A person could build a playground with your mood swings.
Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms.
What did Sarah get for Christmas? I dunno, she hasn't opened it yet.
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos.
Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
Why can’t an emo have sex?
They can’t make it to the bed, they kept swinging on the tree.
Oh, the monkeys in the trees, they dance and they play, Their fur so soft, their eyes so bright, they chatter all day. Their tails so long, their hands so fine, they swing and they sway, In the trees, they're the kings of the fray.
Their antics bring joy, their laughter so free, They're a delight to watch, as they jump and they spree. Their mischief is contagious, their fun so true, They're a treasure, a gift to me and you.
Their little hands so deft, their feet so light, They swing through the trees, with grace and might. They're a wonder, a marvel to see, A precious gift, a treasure to me.
Why did Sally fall out of the swing?
She had no arms.
Why couldn’t she get up?
Because she had no friends.
Are you a rope? Because I wanna hang with you.
What do you call a happy child swinging with her friends at recess?
Not Sally.
Sally has no arms. She fell off the swing. Why? Someone threw a fridge at her. AAHAHAAAHHAHAH!
Why did James fall off the swing?
He had no arms.
What’s white and crunchy and swings through trees?
A meringue-atang.
Why did Mary fall off the swings?
She got hit by a refrigerator.
How did Teddy Roosevelt swing all the ladies?
He spoke softly and carried a big stick.
Why did Stephanie fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Not Stephanie!
"Hey man, what’s your name? Oh, my name is... Do your balls hang low? Can you swing it to and fro? Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow?"