What do you call a happy child swinging with her friends at recess?
Not Sally.
What is Wacko Jacko's favourite David Bowie song?
Boys Keep Swinging
What do you call a bear with extreme mood swings? -- A bi-polar-bear.
Why are blind people so good ad being a jedi? They are always swinging a stick
So this one time i saw Sally trying to get up after she fell off the swing, and i helped her up and she said ''Thank you '' and i said your welcome. The next day i saw her legs and someone said '' I would not do that'' and i said '' Whatever'' i tapped sally and the top halve fell I said ''WHAT HAPPENED TO SALLY. And someone said she went in a mine field.
Why did Mary fall off the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator
A women walkes into a supermarket and sees a blined man swing a dog around in the air so the women walkes up to him and asked "what what are you doing" the man says " just having a look round"
I remember waving at this guy in the street, the asshole didn't wave back... Come to think of it he was also swing around a weird stick.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
A person could build a playground with your mood swings.
A guy walks into a magical forest looking to cut down a tree. The best one he can find is a magical talking tree. He holds his axe up ready to slice and begins to swing when the tree says " Stop ye Im a magical tree you can't cut me." "I'm a magical tree!" the man mocks then as he goes to swing the axe he says,"you may be a magical tree... But you will dialog!"
What do you call Tarzan when he swings through the trees backwards?
Nazrat.
What’s bad about swinging a dead baby above your head? Stopping it with the shovel
how were tire swings made a tire said goodbye world and hung himself
A FED EX plane was carrying 375 fridges across Africa but the cargo door wasn't shut properly but only 218 reached the desired destination. The rest landed in a remote village. How many fell out the plane?
Time's up! You took too long you only had 4 seconds to answer it.
How do you put an elephant into the fridge that pushed out the cargo door?
Open the fridge, put the elephant in and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe into the fridge?
Open the fridge, take out the elephant. Then put in the giraffe and close the door.
Why did sally fall off the swing?
Because she got hit by the other 156 refrigerators.
How did she survive?
Her idiot mother tried to pull her out and accidentally ripped both her arms off. But she was rescued 8 minutes later.
why does every emo kid try to be like tarzan? so they can swing on the vine
Why did Shelley fall off the swing? She had no arms.
when the emo kid is about to hang himself in the school bathroom and the autistic kid starts swinging the rope like indiana jones
35. How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry. 41. To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state. 43. You’re not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.
What's the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A tire swing doesn't die when you hang it from a tree
