Why did sally fall off the swing? ́why’ cus she had no arms Why did sally drop a broom? ́why’ cus she had no arms Why did sally go swimming? she didn’t like not having arms Knock knock ́who’s there ́ Not sally, she hasn’t come back yet
Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing. Her momma said Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your under-ware. Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed, she knew she wasn't wearing no under-ware.
Why did Shelley fall off the swing? She had no arms.
For a golfer, tiger woods isn’t very good of a driver
Monkeys are big, but they sure can swing very lightly.
Did you know that Helen Keller has a swing in her backyard? Neither did she
Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms. Knock knock Who’s there? Not Susie.
Sally fell off the swing. Sally has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
why don't orphans go to the park? Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
So this one time i saw Sally trying to get up after she fell off the swing, and i helped her up and she said ''Thank you '' and i said your welcome. The next day i saw her legs and someone said '' I would not do that'' and i said '' Whatever'' i tapped sally and the top halve fell I said ''WHAT HAPPENED TO SALLY. And someone said she went in a mine field.
What's the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A tire swing doesn't die when you hang it from a tree
Sally has no arms. She fell off the swing. Why? someone threw a fridge at her. AAHAHAAAHHAHAH
Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms or legs
What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus
Knock knock.....Who’s there... Not the little boy
why did sally fall off the swing... because theirs to many jokes about sally
Why couldn’t little Susie stay on the swing? She had no arms
Knock knock Who’s there? Not Susie.
Why did suzy fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Suzy .
Blind guy and his seeing eye dog walk into a bar. The Blind guy starts swinging the dog around on the leash. The bartender yells Sir Stop! What are you doing!? The Blind guy say, I'm just looking around.
A blind man walks into a bar and starts to swing his guide dog around his head, the bartender asks him nervously “are you okay” the blind man replies “yeah I’m just looking around”
What’s white and crunchy and swings through trees? A meringue-atang
