To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they do not live in a swing state.
Why did Shelley fall off the swing? She had no arms.
why did Sally fall off the swing ........ because she had no arms
Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!
Why can’t an emo have sex? They can’t make it to the bed they kept swinging on the tree
A FED EX plane was carrying 375 fridges across Africa but the cargo door wasn't shut properly but only 218 reached the desired destination. The rest landed in a remote village. How many fell out the plane?
Time's up! You took too long you only had 4 seconds to answer it.
How do you put an elephant into the fridge that pushed out the cargo door?
Open the fridge, put the elephant in and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe into the fridge?
Open the fridge, take out the elephant. Then put in the giraffe and close the door.
Why did sally fall off the swing?
Because she got hit by the other 156 refrigerators.
How did she survive?
Her idiot mother tried to pull her out and accidentally ripped both her arms off. But she was rescued 8 minutes later.
What do you call a polar bear with mood swings?
A bipolarbear
Lol
WHY DID SALLY FALL OFF THE SWING? bECAUSE SHE IS A DUMB b@#$%!!!!
when the emo kid is about to hang himself in the school bathroom and the autistic kid starts swinging the rope like indiana jones
Why couldn't the orphan use the swing, because they had no arms.
Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Sarah.
why did Sarah call off the swing because she has no arms Knock knock show there not Sarah
What's the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A tire swing doesn't die when you hang it from a tree
Why did suzy fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Suzy .
What’s white and crunchy and swings through trees? A meringue-atang
why did Sarah fall off the swing.... she had no arms.....what did aaah get for Christmas ?? I dunno, she hasn't opened it yet... knock knock... *whos there*.............NOT SARAH
What’s better than swinging a dead baby in circles over your head with a 5 foot rope?
Stopping it with a shovel.
How to make emo cakes: Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging
Why dont orphans go to the park?
Because they're parents can't push them on the swing!