I’m not going to bungee jump. I was born because of broken rubber and i’m not gonna die the same way.
A condom and bungee jumping are exactly alike, if the rubber breaks, your f**ked.
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord?
A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
What don’t blind people like bungee jumping?
Because it scares the fuck out of dogs!
What does a blowjob from a 80 year old and Bungee jumps have in common?
You feel the rush but don’t look down
Tried to kill myself today using a bungee cord, I kept ALMOST dying.
Im doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. Its called spastics on elastics