I’m not going to bungee jump. I was born because of broken rubber and i’m not gonna die the same way.

Im doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. Its called spastics on elastics

What does a b...... from a 80 year old and Bungee jumps have in common?

You feel the rush but don’t look down

What don’t blind people like bungee jumping?

Because it scares the f... out of dogs!

A condom and bungee jumping are exactly alike, if the rubber breaks, your f**ked.

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