I'm not going to bungee jump. I was born because of broken rubber and i'm not gonna die the same way.
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord?
A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
What don't blind people like bungee jumping?
Because it scares the fuck out of dogs!
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A condom and bungee jumping are exactly alike, if the rubber breaks, your f**ked.
Tried to kill myself today using a bungee cord, I kept ALMOST dying.
How is having fun with a prostitute like bungee jumping?
You’re dead if the rubber breaks.
Im doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. Its called spastics on elastics
What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common? They’re both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you’re pretty much screwed.
What do visiting goatman's bridge and a bungee jumping accident have in common? You hear a snap, and suddenly you're falling from a bridge.
What do you call an elite bungee jumper... An emo kid
What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common? When the rubber snaps they both end up in the shit! 💩
You know why women wear tampons so the crabs could bungee jump
why is bungee jumping similar to a comdom. because if the rubber snaps, your f***ed
im never going bungee jumping cause a cord bridged me into the world it not taking me out
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I decided to make to a charity bungee jump for the local disabled it's called spastics on elastics
