I'm not going to bungee jump. I was born because of broken rubber and I'm not gonna die the same way.
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord?
A: It's cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you're pretty much screwed.
What don't blind people like bungee jumping?
Because it scares the fuck out of dogs!
What does a blowjob from a 80 year old and Bungee jumps have in common?
You feel the rush but don't look down
A condom and bungee jumping are exactly alike, if the rubber breaks, you're f**ked.
Tried to kill myself today using a bungee cord, I kept ALMOST dying.
I did a bungee jump for charity recently. It was called "spastics on elastics."
How is having fun with a prostitute like bungee jumping?
You’re dead if the rubber breaks.
I'm doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled.
It's called "spastics on elastics."
What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common? They’re both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you’re pretty much screwed.
What do visiting goatman's bridge and a bungee jumping accident have in common? You hear a snap, and suddenly you're falling from a bridge.
What do you call an elite bungee jumper... An emo kid
What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common? When the rubber snaps they both end up in the shit! 💩
You know why women wear tampons so the crabs could bungee jump
why is bungee jumping similar to a comdom. because if the rubber snaps, your f***ed
im never going bungee jumping cause a cord bridged me into the world it not taking me out
Fat jokes and mom jokes😂
1 So fat when she sat on the toilet she said a b c d e f g get your fat ass off me.
2 So fat your dad her were in bed and tried to kiss he’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.
3 Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini they all started yelling Godzilla Godzilla.
4 your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping she broke the bridge!
5 bill was so fat when he stepped in the scale it said to be continued.
6 yo mamma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
I decided to make to a charity bungee jump for the local disabled it's called spastics on elastics
