Bungee jokes
I'm not going to bungee jump. I was born because of broken rubber and I'm not gonna die the same way.
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord?
A: It's cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you're pretty much screwed.
Fat jokes and mom jokes馃槀
1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."
2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He鈥檇 have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.
3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."
4. Your mama鈥檚 so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."
6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
I'm doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled.
It's called "spastics on elastics."
What do visiting Goatman's Bridge and a bungee jumping accident have in common?
You hear a snap, and suddenly you're falling from a bridge.
BAHAHA
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
What does a blowjob from an 80-year-old and bungee jumps have in common?
You feel the rush, but don't look down.
Why don't blind people like bungee jumping?
Because it scares the fuck out of dogs!
I decided to make a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. It's called "Spastics on Elastics."
How is having fun with a prostitute like bungee jumping?
You鈥檙e dead if the rubber breaks.
I'm never going bungee jumping because a cord bridged me into the world. It's not taking me out.
How do you make a suicidal guy go bungee jumping?
Tie the bungee cord around his neck.
What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common?
When the rubber snaps, they both end up in the shit! 馃挬
Tried to kill myself today using a bungee cord, I kept ALMOST dying.
You know why women wear tampons?
So the crabs could bungee jump!
I'm not going bungee jumping. I was born by broken rubber, and that's not how I'm going out.
I did a bungee jump for charity recently. It was called "spastics on elastics."
What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common?
They鈥檙e both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you鈥檙e pretty much screwed.
Why is bungee jumping similar to a condom?
Because if the rubber snaps, you're fucked.
A condom and bungee jumping are exactly alike, if the rubber breaks, you're f**ked.