The Nasty Motherf...er
What does a blowjob from a 80 year old and Bungee jumps have in common?
You feel the rush but don't look down
What does a blowjob from a 80 year old and Bungee jumps have in common?
You feel the rush but don't look down
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord?
A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
I'm not going to bungee jump. I was born because of broken rubber and i'm not gonna die the same way.
What don't blind people like bungee jumping?
Because it scares the fuck out of dogs!
What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common? They’re both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you’re pretty much screwed.
You know why women wear tampons so the crabs could bungee jump
What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common? When the rubber snaps they both end up in the shit! 💩
What do you call an elite bungee jumper... An emo kid
What do visiting goatman's bridge and a bungee jumping accident have in common? You hear a snap, and suddenly you're falling from a bridge.
im never going bungee jumping cause a cord bridged me into the world it not taking me out
Tried to kill myself today using a bungee cord, I kept ALMOST dying.
A condom and bungee jumping are exactly alike, if the rubber breaks, your f**ked.
Im doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. Its called spastics on elastics
I decided to make to a charity bungee jump for the local disabled it's called spastics on elastics