I'm not going to bungee jump. I was born because of broken rubber and i'm not gonna die the same way.
Im doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. Its called spastics on elastics
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord?
A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common? They’re both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you’re pretty much screwed.
What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common? When the rubber snaps they both end up in the shit! 💩
What does a blowjob from a 80 year old and Bungee jumps have in common?
You feel the rush but don't look down
A condom and bungee jumping are exactly alike, if the rubber breaks, your f**ked.
Tried to kill myself today using a bungee cord, I kept ALMOST dying.
How is having fun with a prostitute like bungee jumping?
You’re dead if the rubber breaks.
I decided to make to a charity bungee jump for the local disabled it's called spastics on elastics
What don't blind people like bungee jumping?
Because it scares the fuck out of dogs!
What do visiting goatman's bridge and a bungee jumping accident have in common? You hear a snap, and suddenly you're falling from a bridge.
What do you call an elite bungee jumper... An emo kid
You know why women wear tampons so the crabs could bungee jump
im never going bungee jumping cause a cord bridged me into the world it not taking me out
Fat jokes and mom jokes😂
1 So fat when she sat on the toilet she said a b c d e f g get your fat ass off me.
2 So fat your dad her were in bed and tried to kiss he’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.
3 Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini they all started yelling Godzilla Godzilla.
4 your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping she broke the bridge!
5 bill was so fat when he stepped in the scale it said to be continued.
6 yo mamma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.