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I’m not going to bungee jump. I was born because of broken rubber and i’m not gonna die the same way.

Im doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. Its called spastics on elastics

A condom and bungee jumping are exactly alike, if the rubber breaks, your f**ked.

A guy was making a Charity for crippled people to go bungee jumping. You know what he called it? Spastics on Elastics

What don’t blind people like bungee jumping?

Because it scares the f... out of dogs!

What does a b...... from a 80 year old and Bungee jumps have in common?

You feel the rush but don’t look down