Bungee Jokes

The Nasty Motherf...er

What does a blowjob from a 80 year old and Bungee jumps have in common?

You feel the rush but don't look down

Stripper Jokes

in Personal

Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord?

A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.

Born

Anonymous

I'm not going to bungee jump. I was born because of broken rubber and i'm not gonna die the same way.

Jump

Anonymous

What don't blind people like bungee jumping?

Because it scares the fuck out of dogs!

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jake

What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common? They’re both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you’re pretty much screwed.

CUDAHY 213

in Tampon

You know why women wear tampons so the crabs could bungee jump

Robby Rocket Wilson

What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common? When the rubber snaps they both end up in the shit! 💩

Emo

Anonymous

What do you call an elite bungee jumper... An emo kid

Figgarette

What do visiting goatman's bridge and a bungee jumping accident have in common? You hear a snap, and suddenly you're falling from a bridge.

Jump

Anonymous

im never going bungee jumping cause a cord bridged me into the world it not taking me out

Die

Anonymous

Tried to kill myself today using a bungee cord, I kept ALMOST dying.

Break

Anonymous

A condom and bungee jumping are exactly alike, if the rubber breaks, your f**ked.

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the d....... kid

Im doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. Its called spastics on elastics

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Jump

Anonymous

I decided to make to a charity bungee jump for the local disabled it's called spastics on elastics

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