Suicide won't work, I'm already dead inside.
You look good now, but you’d look better hanging from my ceiling. ;)
I gave a tree a high five, but sadly it left me hanging.
They say the first time doesn't work, third time's the charm. Ha, not!
Kill yourself in any way. I'm killing myself the HIGHway.
I'm always hanging in there. Hanging on the wall
Who are the world's fastest readers?
The 9/11 suicide jumpers, they went through 110 stories in 5 seconds. Sorry.
How to tell if you're depressed? You came to a website called "worst jokes ever.com" looking for a quick smile.
I was in a motivational seminar about depression the other day, and she said I could be anything I wanted to be if I put my mind to it. Sometimes you just have to bite the bullet and do it, even if it's messy.
What's the difference between a bridge and a burrito?
I can't jump off a burrito.
If your here for a cheap laugh about suicide, I'll give you some real killer jokes!
Depressed procrastinators feel like they wanna kill themselves sometime soon.
Autoerotic asphyxiation because hanging in there can be hard.
A man walks into a bar and says, "I'm feeling depressed. What do you have to cheer me up?"
The bartender replied: "A shotgun."
All these suicide jokes are f***ing killing me.
Suicide is as easy as my ex-wife.
Playing Russian roulette alone means you're bound to be a winner eventually.
What's the difference between an orgy and mass suicide? When exactly my cult members drink the Kool aid
Are you suicidal? Remember if you ever feel unwanted, just check to see your warrants.
What's the depressed person's favorite song?
Van Halen - Jump
