Sugar jokes

Johnny, Johnny?

Yes, Papa.

Eating sugar?

Yes, Papa, I am eating sugar because it is the only thing I can reach, and you have refused to feed me for the past 3 days. You smoke 2 packs of cigs a day and you’re mad at me for eating a little sugar.

Smoking? Telling lies?

Yes, Papa, you do all of those things because you’re a chronic addict.

Am I considered a cannibal because I told my mom that Grandma's ashes were sugar?

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you!

What’s the difference between an orphan and a sugar donut?

People want donuts.

What if little Johnny was doing drugs?

"Johnny, Johnny?"

"Yes, Papa?"

"Eating sugar?"

"No, Papa..."

Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs? To get to the bottom.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

You're fat. Don't sugar coat it because you would probably eat that, too.

"Jonny, Jonny?"

"Yes, Papa?"

"Eating sugar?"

"No, Papa."

"Open your mouth!" Shoves hand down throat-

A "type person" is addicted to eating sugar.

When the doctor saw this, he said,

"From Type 2 Diabetes!"

Get it?

Jim's car is swerving all over the road, so a cop pulls him over. "Step out of the car," says the cop. "I am going to need you to take a breathalyzer test." "I can't," Jim responds. "You see, I have very bad asthma, that can set off an attack." "Alright," says the cop, "then you're going to have to take a blood test." "Can't do that either," Jim responds. "I am a hemophiliac, if a wound is opened, I won't stop bleeding, and I could bleed to death." "Ok," the cop answers, "then I will need a urine sample." "Sorry," says Jim, "I also have diabetes, that could push my sugar count really low." "Fine, so just come on out, and walk a straight line for me." "Can't do that either," responds Jim. "Why not?" demanded the exasperated cop. "Well, because I'm drunk!"

What do you get if you eat sugar?

High.

What are the four seasons?

Salt, Pepper, Sugar, and Flour.

"I fancy Hunter, my big sugar daddy," said the orphan, clearly lying.

Why did the silly girl put sugar under her pillow?

She wanted to have sweet dreams. 😂

"Suck my sugar, honey, it's very sweet and juicy."

What do you say to your partner with diabetes?

Hey, sugar!

I like my coffee like I like my women.

Big tits.

Sugar Honey Ice Tea.

I FORGOT MY JOKE!

Man, choking on sugar seems like the sweetest way to die.

Did you sit in sugar?

Because you've got a sweet ass.