What if little johnny was doing drugs? johnny johnny? yes papa? eating sugar? no papa...
Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs - to get to the bottom What do you call a bear with no teeth - a gummy bear!!!!!!
Your fat. Don't sugar coat it because you would probably eat that to.
“Jonny jonny” “yes papa” “eating sugar” no papa” “OPEN UR MOUTH!!” Shoves hand down throat-
A "type person" is addicted to eating sugar
When the doctor saw this, he said
"From Type 2 Diabetes"
Get it?
Jim's car is swerving all over the road, so a cop pulls him over. "Step out of the car," says the cop. "I am going to need you to take a breathalyzer test." "I can't," Jim responds. "You see, I have very bad asthma, that can set off an attack." "Alright," says the cop, "then you're going to have to take a blood test." "Can't do that either," Jim responds. "I am a hemophiliac, if a wound is opened, I won't stop bleeding, and I could bleed to death." "Ok," the cop answers, "then I will need a urine sample." "Sorry," says Jim, "I also have diabetes, that could push my sugar count really low." "Fine, so just come on out, and walk a straight line for me." "Can't do that either," responds Jim. "Why not?" demanded the exasperated cop. "Well, because I'm drunk!"
What do yo get if you eat sugar. High
What are the four seasons?
Salt, Pepper, Sugar and Flour.
Why did the silly girl put sugar under her pillow?
She wanted to have sweet dreams. 😂
suck my sugar honey its very sweet and juicey.
What do you say to your partner with diabetes?
Hey sugar!
i like my coffe like i like my wamem
big tits
Sugar Honey Ice Tea
I FORGOT MY JOKE
Man, choking on sugar seems like the sweetest way to die.
Did you sit in sugar? Because you've got a sweet ass.
My friend gave me sugar for my birthday. She thought it was cheap; I thought it was pretty sweet.
Johnny Johnny? Yes pa pa Eating Sugar? Yes pa pa, I am eating sugar because it is the only thing i can reach and you have refused to feed me for the past 3 days. You smoke 2 packs of cigs a day and you're mad at me for eating a little sugar. Smoking? Telling lies? Yes pa pa, you do all of those things because you're a chronic addict.
Why did the plum put sugar under its pillow?
So it could have sweet dreams.
What do you call a guy with a bald head and loves to eat biscuits, raisins and caster sugar? - Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)
