Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And ur mom is too
What do Boy Scouts and IG models have in common? They both be fucking sugar daddies
i only cut to find out if im real or cake
Jayden March, a name so bold, Never knew the joy of cookies untold. In a world of sugar and sweet delight, He stood apart, an unusual sight.
While others indulged in sugary bliss, Jayden abstained, dismissing the kiss Of chocolate chips and dough so divine, His willpower strong, his resolve intertwined.
No oatmeal raisin or double fudge, Could tempt his taste buds, not even a nudge. For Jayden March, a different path he took, In a world of cookies, he never partook.
His reasons unknown, a mystery untold, Perhaps he sought something purer than gold. Or maybe he craved a different kind of treat, One that couldn't be found in a cookie sheet.
But as the years passed by, curiosity grew, Whispers of wonder, questions anew. Why did Jayden March deny such delight? Was there a secret hidden in his resolute fight?
Some say he found solace in nature's embrace, In the rustle of leaves and the wind's gentle pace. Others believed his heart sought a different reward, In acts of kindness, love freely poured.
Jayden March, a man of mystery and grace, Marched to a beat only he could embrace. In a world of cookies, he found his own way, Leaving us wondering, pondering day by day.
For though he never tasted the sweetness of a treat, Jayden March's story remains incomplete. A reminder to us all, to explore and define, Our own desires, our own paths to find.
So let us celebrate Jayden's unique choice, And listen to the whisper of our own inner voice. For in a world of cookies, may we remember, That sometimes it's the journey, not the taste, we treasure.
I was making a coffee for my boss and this was the supposed recipe:
1 egg 1 tomato diced bell peppers a bag of sugar sea salt coffee beans rusted nails
I got fired and spent the next 20 years in prison with a dude named Papa Bear
I like my people how I like my tea...
In a bag under water.
What's the difference between the Christ and Anti-Christ? The romans put sugar syrup on the second one.
were does cotten candy - from the cotten pickers
Ok so I have a dairy and sugar allergy and if I eat it I get REALLY CONSTIPATED so this is me when I’m constipated ᕙ(⇀‸↼‵‵)ᕗ lol
You abuse me that I have no beards but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute 🤔
You guys are better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone...with sprinkles.”
I told a diabetic girl to have sweet dreams...
she died the next morning
Why are orphans whores?
Because they want a sugar daddy 🙃
How to make emo cakes: Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging
D: Johnny Johnny J: Yes papa? D: Eating sugar J: No papa! D: Telling Lies J: No Papa D: Open your mouth, Now full of cock. :)
-Dark humor
Pass me the sugar, Sugar!
Pass me the honey, Honey!
Pass me the teabag!
Johnny Johnny? Yes pa pa Eating Sugar? Yes pa pa, I am eating sugar because it is the only thing i can reach and you have refused to feed me for the past 3 days. You smoke 2 packs of cigs a day and you’re mad at me for eating a little sugar. Smoking? Telling lies? Yes pa pa, you do all of those things because you’re a chronic addict.
Am I considered a cannibal because I told my mom that grandma's ashes was sugar.
Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you
What’s the difference between an Orphan and a sugar donut? People want donuts.
