the teacher told me to put my MP3 away so i brought out my MP5, now that bitch knows what not to tell me
What’s a school shooters favorite anime
Assassination classroom
I was asked at school to draw a line across the paper But instead I showed them my wrists
My teacher told me, "You have no idea how powerful this quote is." I looked at her and told her, "You don't know how powerful the shotgun in my bookbag is."
Teacher: I used to be an orphan once.
Student: OOFT
Teacher: Who are we missing?
Student: Your parents
The teacher is asking you a question. Teacher: If your biggest dream came true, what would you be? Me: dead.
A rapist walks into a school and asks if they had 5 year olds in the school and the teacher replies "are you that same person who took Jimmy?" the man replies "yes" and the teacher says "Take susie too she's being a little bitch."
a normal kid brings an MP3 to school
a rich kid brings an MP4 to school
quiet kid brings an MP5
so the teacher go up to you and says im going to call your parents me: good luck finding them
Dad: School is cancelled, I think your teacher died or something Me: Wow they found the body already? Dad: :/
Teacher: Where were you born? Student: The highway Teacher: What do you mean Student: I don't know my mom says thats were all the accidents happen.
The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet , The student recited the alphabet abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz, Where's the p, He looked down to the floor and said : it's running down my legs
This one kid never stands up for the pledge of allegiance and I'm tired of it. Today I push him out of his wheelchair.
When the school shooter finds you and you think you’re gonna die but he remembers the time you gave him a pen. 🖌
Why did the girl rage badly when she got an D- on her essay?
Because the teacher said she missed all her periods
"What's your name, son?" The principal asked his student. The kid replied, "D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir." "Do you have a stutter?" the principal asked. The student answered, "No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk."
Teacher: what's 3 minus 1? Me: i don't know Teacher: how about this, you have three cakes, I take one how many cakes do you have? Me: three Teacher: If I take one cake from your three what do you have? Me: three cakes and a dead teacher. 👑
Teacher: what's your favorite animal
Me: Desert Eagle
Teacher:why?
Me:cause it fits in my backpack
The Orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home
When the school shooter throws a smoke bomb into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it's a dance party.
