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Orphan

Bye

A teacher asked his students a math question. “You have one dollar. Your parents give you five dollars. How much money do you have?”

After some thinking, about half the class raised their hands. The teacher called on a little girl in the front.

“One dollar!” she said

Fat

seb

teacher: ‘‘kids what does the chicken give you’’?.

students: ‘‘meat’’.

teacher: ‘‘very good now what does the pig give you’’?

students: ‘‘bacon’’.

teacher: ‘‘and finally what does the fat cow give you’’?

one of the students: ‘‘homework’’!

Time

I am the student....

Teacher: where’s you homework? Student: at home… Teacher: what’s it doing there? Student: having a better time than me.

Means

Gage Cook

Teacher: Where were you born? Student: The highway Teacher: What do you mean Student: I don’t know my mom says thats were all the accidents happen.

Cake

Daniel King

Why did the students eat their homework 📚?

Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake. 🎂😂

Bone

AFTON WUZ HERE

Teacher; why did the skeleton know the weather outside(shrugs shoulders) student; cuz he could feel it in his bones(lenny face) teacher:no he read the weather report you fucking idiot

Hand

Anonymous

A teacher is doing an experiment, about taste. she tells each student to line up so she can give them each a lifesaver, so they can tell her what flavor it is. she gives Suzy a pineapple one, Suzy tries it, says the flavor, and then goes and sits back down. that is the same for everyone, then it is Jhonny’s turn, the teacher hands him a honey flavor one, Jhonny chews it for a while, then says, “Teacher, I don’t know what it is.”. the teacher tries to give him a hint and says "it’s what you parents call each other when your alseep". immedietly the boy behind Jhonney screams "spit it out Jhonny it’s an asshole!!!"

Kid

the ooga chackian

That one teacher that flips on and off the light switch to get the students attention… that one kid with epilepsy…

Time

Anonymous

Teacher: Great! You’re studying in break time! Student: Thank you. I heard that it is good to study before sleep.

High

Addy

High school students are also more interesting to see but they are you on your way just kidding 🤣

Fat

Evie 🥰🥰

So in class they were learning about where food comes from: Teacher- so kids where does bacon come from? Student- PIGS Teacher- correct where does mutton come from? Student- SHEEP teacher- and finally here’s your homework- student- IK where that comes from! A FAT COW! 😂😂

Bad

Gus

A student got a bad lettered grade so the next day he came back with his own lettered grade in his backpack an A… K47

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Name

YOUR MOM

There was a kid named buttitches and his teacher was taking attendance. then the teavher asked"what is your name"? And he answered “buttitches” Then the teacher asked again “what’s your name” and he replied buttitches. Then a student yelled out “JUST SCRATCH YOUR ASS ALREADY”!!

Virgin

Anonymous

A 28-year old medical student is auctioning off her virginity online. For $300K, you can have the worst sex of your life.

Sun

Anonymous

Why did the teacher were sunglasses? Because her students were so bright

Forehead

Anonymous

Teacher: this assignment is big. Student(male): I have something that’s big. Teacher: yeah your forehead

Teacher

sofunnyitsbad

teacher: okay class whats a word that begins with A? student: apple! teacher: good! What’s a word beginning with b? student:…Bitch…

Puns

Ben

Playing a game called 7-up. Student- why can’t I use a pencil to tap their fingers? Teacher- it’s cheating! Student- No! it’s the object of the game.

Orphan

Super Bob

The teacher once said to some students ¨i was an orphan before your principle hired me.¨ the students said ¨oof that is sad¨ the teacher tried to ignore them and take attendance she said ¨is anyone missing¨ the students said ¨your parents.¨ the teacher got offended and later that day quit her job

Nut

Hitler

a student was peeking in on a 10/10 chick and the guy was about to nut. the school shooter patted his back and told him to leave his corpses alone

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