Student jokes
Teacher: "You know you can't sleep in my class."
Boy: "I know. Maybe if you were a little quieter, I could."
What’s the only other advantage of being an orphan?
The teacher can’t give you homework.
One of my students asks, "Can I have a bookmark?"
A year of school and they still don't know my name is Danny.
Student: Why does everyone hate me?
Another student: Because U got the A last night.
Mrs. Harolen: Students, tomorrow's assignment is to bring your parents to school for a conference with the teacher information.
Garen: I want to know who cannot bring their parents to a conference. ORPHANS!
Students: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Mrs. Harolen: Garen sit down! NOW!
Garen: Hey, why can't orphans get a dog? They don't have their parents to drive them to the animal shelter.
Halen: Yeah! Why are orphans racist? Because they never saw their parents with a different race!
Students: No, that's not funny!
Student: SHUT UP!
Teacher: This assignment is big.
Student (male): I have something that's big.
Teacher: Yeah, your forehead.
What does a student always get on an alphabet test?
A!
What do you call a short student?
A Ravin.
What does a chicken give you?
Student: Meat.
What does a pig give you?
Student: Bacon.
What does a fat cow give you?
Student: Homework.
Did anyone ever notice that "STUDYING" is a mixture of studying and dying?
My math teacher asked me what a liked term was. I told her I couldn't say, never experienced it.
So, one day a teacher asked, "How many of you have thought of committing suicide?" Half of the class raised their hand, but the teacher said, "Where are Jesse and John?"
When I walk to school, I fart.
A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up, and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up, so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?” He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”
Student: "May I use the restroom, professor?"
Professor: "Oui oui."
Student: "No, professor, doo doo!"
The orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home.
So the teacher goes up to you and says, "I'm going to call your parents." Me: "Good luck finding them."
What's an orphan's high school nickname? "Lone Stone."
Math Teacher: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?"
Student: "A drinking problem."
Lawrence in maths ;)