I never knew the kid at School had Autism, I always just thought he was walking into cobwebs. đ¤
Is it ok to call a special ed kid late to class a little tardy?
So I became a teacher in a school for disabled children
A kid wanted ask me a question, so I told him to stand while he address me đ
Teacher: I'm sorry but you got a 74 on the test Quiet Kid: I'll show you my own 74 Classroom: *visible panic*
A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and
pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very,
very, closely:
"Are - my - test - results - back?"
The teacher asked the class to use the word âfascinateâ in a sentence
Molly put up her hand and said, âMy family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating."
The teacher said, âThat was good, but I wanted you to use the word âfascinate,â not 'fascinating'.â
Sally raised her hand. She said, âMy family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.â
The teacher said, âWell, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word âfascinateâ.â
Little Johnny raised his hand, but the teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word âfascinate,â so she called on him.
Johnny said, âMy aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight!â
The teacher sat down and cried.
What does a Mag and a Clip have incommon...... They are both good at School
my teacher: if you could go anywhere where would you go...me: demon slayer. my teacher: why. the quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!
Today I had an exam in school. When I was done, I raised my hand and yelled âPisstiano Penaldo!â
My teacher smiled and took my paper. She knew I was finished.
Little Johnny was in class and the teacher said ok class whats behind my back she said its round and red and sally said ooh ooh its an apple and the teacher noo but i like where your going with this so now teacher said it is also used to make multipule things and sally said ooh ooh its a container of paint and the teacher said again noo but i like where your going with this and the teacher said its a ball of yarn as she pulled it out from behind her back then little johnny said ok my turn he said whats in my pocket its round and it has a head and the teacher said thats enough johnny now sit down and little johnny pulled the thing out of his pocket and said its a nickle but i like where your going with this
teacher: "you know you can't sleep in my class" boy: " I know. Maybe if you were a little quieter, I could
I was sitting in math class, and our teacher doesn't like it if we don't work on math in his class. So I did science homework on top of a math book
A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students she was charged with Interpreting black police officer
New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: sad
Teacher: anyway Is anyone missing.
Students: Your Parents
What do you call a white kid ar the back if the class?
School shooter
*School shooting happens*
Foreign exchange student: *Sobbing under desk*
American student: "First time?"
"yeah you?
American student: hahaha. no, not my first time
Some girl just walks into my 6th period geography class. The first think I think is, "Oh shit! It's mini Regina George without titties!"
When the school shooter is about to leave the room then the autistic kid says âGoodbye!â.
Why can't college students take exams at the zoo? -- Too many cheetahs!