Teacher: where's you homework? Student: at home... Teacher: what's it doing there? Student: having a better time than me.
My undergrad was killer. It was murder in the first degree.
The teacher asked,"why are you in school on a saturday?" I told her my mum told me to go to hell.
Teacher: "What do you think is your purpose in our society?"
Me: "To reduce the population by one"
Where does the orphan go when he's done with school? To the cemetery.
Student: "may I use the restroom professor?"😆🤣😂😅
Professor: "oui oui"🤣😆😂😅
Stundent: "no professor, DOO DOO"🤣😆😂😅
What's an orphan's high school nickname? "Lone Stone."
There was a kid named buttitches and his teacher was taking attendance. then the teavher asked"what is your name"? And he answered "buttitches" Then the teacher asked again "what's your name" and he replied buttitches. Then a student yelled out "JUST SCRATCH YOUR ASS ALREADY"!!
A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students she was charged with Interpreting black police officer
I never knew the kid at School had Autism, I always just thought he was walking into cobwebs. 🤔
Is it ok to call a special ed kid late to class a little tardy?
So I became a teacher in a school for disabled children
A kid wanted ask me a question, so I told him to stand while he address me 💀
Teacher: I'm sorry but you got a 74 on the test Quiet Kid: I'll show you my own 74 Classroom: *visible panic*
A teacher asks a boy in her class "If 3 birds are sitting on a fence, and one is shot, how many are left?" The boy responds with "None." The teacher asks why. "They would all fly away after hearing the gunshot." The teacher says, "The answer is 2, but I like the way you think. Later, the boy asks the teacher "3 women walk out of an ice cream shop. One is eating with a spoon, one is licking it, and one is sucking it. Which one is married?" The teacher says "The one sucking it." The boy says "No, the one wearing the ring, but I like the way you think."
What does a Mag and a Clip have incommon...... They are both good at School
my teacher: if you could go anywhere where would you go...me: demon slayer. my teacher: why. the quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!
Today I had an exam in school. When I was done, I raised my hand and yelled “Pisstiano Penaldo!”
My teacher smiled and took my paper. She knew I was finished.
teacher: "you know you can't sleep in my class" boy: " I know. Maybe if you were a little quieter, I could
I was sitting in math class, and our teacher doesn't like it if we don't work on math in his class. So I did science homework on top of a math book
One day a teacher stands up in front of her class and asks if anyone in the class is an idiot, and says that if there is one then he/she should stand up. After a minute a boy stands up.
The teacher then asks the boy if he actually thinks he's an idiot.
The boy says, "No, I just didn't want to see you standing there all by yourself."
