Student Jokes

Teacher: what's your favorite animal

Me: Desert Eagle

Teacher:why?

Me:cause it fits in my backpack

The Orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home

When the school shooter throws a smoke bomb into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it's a dance party.

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Teacher: where's you homework? Student: at home... Teacher: what's it doing there? Student: having a better time than me.

My undergrad was killer. It was murder in the first degree.

The teacher asked,"why are you in school on a saturday?" I told her my mum told me to go to hell.

Teacher: "What do you think is your purpose in our society?"

Me: "To reduce the population by one"

Where does the orphan go when he's done with school? To the cemetery.

Student: "may I use the restroom professor?"😆🤣😂😅

Professor: "oui oui"🤣😆😂😅

Stundent: "no professor, DOO DOO"🤣😆😂😅

English: Toto is at school and asks if he can go to the bathroom. The teacher says no. Then, she asks Toto, “Where is the biggest river in the world?” “Under my bench,” he replies.

French: Toto est à l’école et demande s’il peut aller au salle de bain. La maîtresse dit non. Puis, elle demande à Toto, “Où est le plus grand riviere du monde ?” “Sous mon banc,” il répond.

I never knew the kid at School had Autism, I always just thought he was walking into cobwebs. 🤔

What's an orphan's high school nickname? "Lone Stone."

There was a kid named buttitches and his teacher was taking attendance. then the teavher asked"what is your name"? And he answered "buttitches" Then the teacher asked again "what's your name" and he replied buttitches. Then a student yelled out "JUST SCRATCH YOUR ASS ALREADY"!!

A teacher is doing an experiment, about taste. she tells each student to line up so she can give them each a lifesaver, so they can tell her what flavor it is. she gives Suzy a pineapple one, Suzy tries it, says the flavor, and then goes and sits back down. that is the same for everyone, then it is Jhonny's turn, the teacher hands him a honey flavor one, Jhonny chews it for a while, then says, "Teacher, I don't know what it is.". the teacher tries to give him a hint and says "it's what you parents call each other when your alseep". immedietly the boy behind Jhonney screams "spit it out Jhonny it's an asshole!!!"