*School shooting happens*
Foreign exchange student: *Sobbing under desk*
American student: "First time?"
Some girl just walks into my 6th period geography class. The first think I think is, "Oh shit! It's mini Regina George without titties!"
When the school shooter is about to leave the room then the autistic kid says “Goodbye!”.
Teacher: this assignment is big. Student(male): I have something that’s big. Teacher: yeah your forehead
why did the girl study in the tree she wanted a higher education
What school does a depressed middle school kid go to?
Kms
My math teacher asked me what a liked term was I told her I couldn't say never experienced it.
Why did the slave go to college? To get his master's degree.
Why was the asian late to class
His 1 minute rice took 2 minutes to cook
I’m happy to be with my ea when I go to school
Whats the difference between a boring teacher and a boring book? You can shut the book up
When the school shooter kills the teacher and the autistic kid declares communism
New Teacher: "I was an orphan as a kid."
Students: "OOF"
Teacher: "Is anyone missing?"
Students: "Your parents."
Teacher: Describe a penguin
Student: Black, White, Beak
Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan
Student: Sad, maybe depressed, No family
Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow
Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes
Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?
Student: It describes you tho.
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, "Where'd you get that?"
The student on the bike replies, "While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, "You can have anything you want.""
The first student responds, "Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you."
Teacher: stand up if u think u r stupid
After awhile a student stands up.
Teacher: So u think u r stupid
Student: No I'm not stupid I just felt bad because u were standing by ur self.
The good thing about being gay in school is that you can be the best student, and still get all the D's.
There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says hes gay- he can't be tho.. he's allergic to nuts!
when your sitting in class and the quiet kid yells lovely day isnt it ... and u see a Glock shape in his pocket
One time this kid came back from school and said "Mom I have one good news and one bad news, which one do you wanna hear first?" And his mom said "Good news please.'' and the boy said "I got 100% on my math test today" and his mom gave him a hug, and the boy said "Now to the bad news, I LIED"
