Structure jokes
I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?
A man walks into a bar.
Ouch!
What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? (Dam!)
I hate stairs. They are always up to something.
I love stairs. They are always down to party.
What's the one thing that makes a depressed person jump? A bridge.
Memes
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Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, houses can't jump.
What do you call a door? A floor.
What did the one tower say to the other?
"Here comes the airplane!"
What did the janitor think when he was mopping the 101st floor?
The 102nd.
Why does the Tower of Pisa lean?
Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
What do you call a room with no doors?
Why did they put the Petronas towers? Eh, you do you.
Q: How would a chicken leave?
A: Through the exit.
I had some puns about construction, but I'm still working on them.
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
Why did the wheel fall?
Because there were too many fat people on it.
America Twin Tower: "Hey, have you seen the Malaysian Twin Tower? I have, but only from 1971 to 2001."
Malaysian Twin Tower: "I STOOD LONGER!"
A little chimney said: "Ooooh, I think my house owner is making a fire in me! I'm about to smoke!"
The big chimney said next to him: "Well, you're too young to smoke..."
Why did the stairs move?
Because it was up to something!
What time do you have when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!