Structure jokes
Me: Why did the bus drop his ice cream?
Sanity to live: I don't know?
Me: He was run over by Timmy!!!
Sanity to live? *dies*
Me: *At edge of bridge* Wow, sweet view.
Sanity to live: *resurrected*
Narrator: Sometimes a bridge is all you need...
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What did the tower say to the other one?
I will see you later; I am about to get hit.
Knock knock. Who’s there? We ask the questions!!!!!!!!
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, houses can't jump.
What's the one thing that makes a depressed person jump? A bridge.
Memes
Who knew
I hate stairs. They are always up to something.
I love stairs. They are always down to party.
Q: How would a chicken leave?
A: Through the exit.
What did the one tower say to the other?
"Here comes the airplane!"
Why does the Tower of Pisa lean?
Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
What did the janitor think when he was mopping the 101st floor?
The 102nd.
What do you call a door? A floor.
Why did they put the Petronas towers? Eh, you do you.
What do you call a room with no doors?
I had some puns about construction, but I'm still working on them.
What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? (Dam!)
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
Why did the wheel fall?
Because there were too many fat people on it.
America Twin Tower: "Hey, have you seen the Malaysian Twin Tower? I have, but only from 1971 to 2001."
Malaysian Twin Tower: "I STOOD LONGER!"
Why did the stairs move?
Because it was up to something!
What time do you have when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!