Structure jokes
What did one tower say to the other?
Damn, you looking PLANE!
Walls.
What goes up stairs but doesn't move? Stairs! Laugh now!
Knock knock. Who’s there? We ask the questions!!!!!!!!
I had some puns about construction, but I'm still working on them.
Who knew
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, houses can't jump.
What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? (Dam!)
What did the janitor think when he was mopping the 101st floor?
The 102nd.
Why does the Tower of Pisa lean?
Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
What did the one tower say to the other?
"Here comes the airplane!"
What's the one thing that makes a depressed person jump? A bridge.
I hate stairs. They are always up to something.
I love stairs. They are always down to party.
What do you call a door? A floor.
Why did they put the Petronas towers? Eh, you do you.
What do you call a room with no doors?
Q: How would a chicken leave?
A: Through the exit.
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
Why did the wheel fall?
Because there were too many fat people on it.
America Twin Tower: "Hey, have you seen the Malaysian Twin Tower? I have, but only from 1971 to 2001."
Malaysian Twin Tower: "I STOOD LONGER!"
What time do you have when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!