Structure jokes
Me: Why did the bus drop his ice cream?
Sanity to live: I don't know?
Me: He was run over by Timmy!!!
Sanity to live? *dies*
Me: *At edge of bridge* Wow, sweet view.
Sanity to live: *resurrected*
Narrator: Sometimes a bridge is all you need...
(sponsored by jumping bridges)
A man walks into a bar.
Ouch!
Knock knock. Who’s there? We ask the questions!!!!!!!!
What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? (Dam!)
What's the one thing that makes a depressed person jump? A bridge.
Who knew
What do you call a door? A floor.
What did the janitor think when he was mopping the 101st floor?
The 102nd.
What did the one tower say to the other?
"Here comes the airplane!"
Why does the Tower of Pisa lean?
Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
What do you call a room with no doors?
Why did they put the Petronas towers? Eh, you do you.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, houses can't jump.
Q: How would a chicken leave?
A: Through the exit.
I had some puns about construction, but I'm still working on them.
I hate stairs. They are always up to something.
I love stairs. They are always down to party.
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
Why did the wheel fall?
Because there were too many fat people on it.
America Twin Tower: "Hey, have you seen the Malaysian Twin Tower? I have, but only from 1971 to 2001."
Malaysian Twin Tower: "I STOOD LONGER!"
Why did the stairs move?
Because it was up to something!
A little chimney said: "Ooooh, I think my house owner is making a fire in me! I'm about to smoke!"
The big chimney said next to him: "Well, you're too young to smoke..."