Structure jokes
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
What is a playground that is old?
A rotten playground.
What time do you have when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
What did the one tower say to the other?
"Here comes the airplane!"
What do you call a room with no doors?
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
What runs around a yard without actually moving? A fence.
When is a door not a door?
When it is ajar.
When the South Tower saw the North Tower collapse, he said, "I'm still standing."
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
What do you call a cute door?
What is the difference between a human and a tree?
A human can walk and a house can walk to a tree, walk home, walk, walk, and walk, walk.
Why were the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.
America Twin Tower: "Hey, have you seen the Malaysian Twin Tower? I have, but only from 1971 to 2001."
Malaysian Twin Tower: "I STOOD LONGER!"
What makes a depressed kid happy? ..... A bridge.
What do you call a cute door? A-door-able!
This place is gonna boom in a few days, just like the towers.
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
Is that ass a water barrier 'cause dam[n]?
Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"