Structure jokes
What did the tower say to the other one?
I will see you later; I am about to get hit.
Leo is as useful as a screen door on a submarine.
What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? (Dam!)
What did the one tower say to the other?
"Here comes the airplane!"
Why does the Tower of Pisa lean?
Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Memes
Who knew
What do you call a door? A floor.
What did the janitor think when he was mopping the 101st floor?
The 102nd.
Why did they put the Petronas towers? Eh, you do you.
What do you call a room with no doors?
I hate stairs. They are always up to something.
I love stairs. They are always down to party.
Q: How would a chicken leave?
A: Through the exit.
I had some puns about construction, but I'm still working on them.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, houses can't jump.
What's the one thing that makes a depressed person jump? A bridge.
Knock knock. Who’s there? We ask the questions!!!!!!!!
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
Why did the wheel fall?
Because there were too many fat people on it.
Why did the stairs move?
Because it was up to something!
What time do you have when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
A little chimney said: "Ooooh, I think my house owner is making a fire in me! I'm about to smoke!"
The big chimney said next to him: "Well, you're too young to smoke..."